[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Bezukhov

How did Jesus execute faggots when He was on earth? It's probably the best way.

Unfortunately there is no Biblical record of Christ personally killing any homosexuals. Ultimately the method of execution is of little importance. The compassionate thing to do would be to give them enough time to repent in their final moments if the decision to do so comes upon them, so slow and painful is the most merciful way. I think Jesus would've tortured them to death, giving them ample opportunity to accept Him as their savior and a good preview of the pain that awaits sodomites in Hell.

It's the Christian thing to do.

[Klansman]

Originally Posted by Christian_Insurgent

Soon, Christians will take back this nation, and then it will be time to take out the trash.

So, how should we execute these filthy faggots?

Boil them in oil if we’re talking capital punishment. Lynch them if we’re talking vigilantism. Anyone who vigilantly executes one should dm me a photo or video of it on Discord. <<<personal info included to lure innocent boys into the trap of homosexuality removed by moderator>>>

[Klansman]

Originally Posted by Christian_Insurgent

Soon, Christians will take back this nation, and then it will be time to take out the trash.

So, how should we execute these filthy faggots?

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

Unfortunately there is no Biblical record of Christ personally killing any homosexuals. Ultimately the method of execution is of little importance. The compassionate thing to do would be to give them enough time to repent in their final moments if the decision to do so comes upon them, so slow and painful is the most merciful way. I think Jesus would've tortured them to death, giving them ample opportunity to accept Him as their savior and a good preview of the pain that awaits sodomites in Hell.

It's the Christian thing to do.

I don’t know what Jesus you’re talking about because Jehovah would kill them before they could move their lips to say a prayer! God knows our hearts and when he kills us it’s personal! Sodomites aren’t worthy of life and have no place on this forum or in Heaven! You are NOT saved!

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Klansman

I don’t know what Jesus you’re talking about because Jehovah would kill them before they could move their lips to say a prayer! God knows our hearts and when he kills us it’s personal! Sodomites aren’t worthy of life and have no place on this forum or in Heaven! You are NOT saved!

Do you get along with anyone aside from Uncle Dad?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by Klansman

I don’t know what Jesus you’re talking about because Jehovah would kill them before they could move their lips to say a prayer! God knows our hearts and when he kills us it’s personal! Sodomites aren’t worthy of life and have no place on this forum or in Heaven! You are NOT saved!

Son, is it acceptable behavior in your country to run your mouth and make up rules when you're in somebody else's house? I think the Pastors and Jesus (in that order) know who has a place on this forum.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Klansman

I don’t know what Jesus you’re talking about because Jehovah would kill them before they could move their lips to say a prayer! God knows our hearts and when he kills us it’s personal! Sodomites aren’t worthy of life and have no place on this forum or in Heaven! You are NOT saved!

What kind of name is "Klansman," is that Ebonics or something? In the Bible God tells us to execute queers (Leviticus 20:13), He doesn't say He'll do it Himself. The method is not specified and is therefore open to interpretation. Are you saying you don't want to win souls for Christ?

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Klansman

I don’t know what Jesus you’re talking about because Jehovah would kill them before they could move their lips to say a prayer! God knows our hearts and when he kills us it’s personal! Sodomites aren’t worthy of life and have no place on this forum or in Heaven! You are NOT saved!

Hmmm. . . Where to start? Not your forum, not your church, not your call.


You need to capitalize "Him" when you refer to The Almighty. Show us where in the Bible that The Lord killed someone while they were actively repenting. For that matter, if sodomites aren't worthy of life--like at all-- then why does Jesus let them live? He's sort of bound by His own rules to at least give them a chance to hear the Gospel. Why do you suppose He's delayed His return all these years?


Tick Tock-- His followers need to spread His word to all the world first, then even the most icky sinners can decide if they want to accept Jesus' precious gift of Salvation.


And speaking of asking for forgiveness, you can start by apologizing to our Brother Lukes. As a True Christian™, I'm sure that's he is willing to forgive your rude behavior. . . But only if you ask.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Klansman

Sodomites aren’t worthy of life

Sadly you have provided no evidence to support your statement. It's true that sodomy in any form generates unworthiness but that applies to everyone else, too. God has explained this in some detail as follows:

THE DETAILS

source = ROMANS 1:29-31 (God has been providing information about sodomy) ——— Being filled with
[A] all unrighteousness
[B] fornication
[C] wickedness
[D] covetousness
[E] maliciousness;
[F] full of envy
[G] murder
[H] debate
[I] deceit
[J] malignity;
[K] whisperers
[L] backbiters
[M] haters of God
[N] despiteful
[O] proud
[P] boasters
[Q] inventors of evil things
[R] disobedient to parents
[S] without understanding
[T] covenantbreakers
[U] without natural affection
[V] implacable
[W] unmerciful

I would draw your attention to items G and H where murder and debate are grouped together, also items S, T and W. Ununderstanding is not a cause of this vice but a result and nothing they say (item T) can be relied on, God explains, and whether they know that or not the effect of their words and actions on others (item W) are of no interest to them. But how can we distinguish cause and effect here? Simply by taking God at His word.

VERSE 24
Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves

Is there any reason given for this? After all, every baby is so revolting to God, so permeated with sin that He had to kill Jesus just so He could not blast them all to an infinity of torture: how is the sodomy any different? In one sense of course, it isn't. But babies are not born desirous of sodomy. Something has happened, The Bible explains, to precipitate their abandonment to uncleanness.

VERSE 21
Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.

Rejecting the opportunity to glorify God and declining to thank Him for being so glorious, that's where this particular darkness came from. Deserving to be executed is not the same as actually being executed. That is the message of Salvation and living somewhere that sodomy is not a capital crime provides an opportunity for repentance, in the same way explained by God for anyone willing to read what He has provided. The links go to KJV pages where you can discover what God's Perfect Love means in the real world.

[Lady Eveline]

Originally Posted by Klansman

I don’t know what Jesus you’re talking about because Jehovah would kill them before they could move their lips to say a prayer! God knows our hearts and when he kills us it’s personal! Sodomites aren’t worthy of life and have no place on this forum or in Heaven! You are NOT saved!

How interesting, you just joined this forum and immediately believe that you have the authority to tell other whether or not they are Saved.

If you had any proper etiquette, the first thing you should've done was make a post in the Introduction forum. There are very simple instructions under the title for what information needs to be included in your post, make sure to read over them carefully so you don't miss anything.

Afterwards, please keep in mind that you do not own or run this forum (you are merely a guest, so act like a gracious guest), nor do you run the Landover Baptist Church (the pastors will be very cross if you attempt to undermine their authority).

That being said, I noticed you said that you don't know Jesus, which is incredibly heartbreaking to hear and I pray that you find Salvation with Him soon. John 7:37-38 ³⁷In the last day, that great day of the feast, Jesus stood and cried, saying, If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink. ³⁸He that believeth on me, as the scripture hath said, out of his belly shall flow rivers of living water.

[Klansman]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

What kind of name is "Klansman," is that Ebonics or something? In the Bible God tells us to execute queers (Leviticus 20:13), He doesn't say He'll do it Himself. The method is not specified and is therefore open to interpretation. Are you saying you don't want to win souls for Christ?

It sure ain’t Ebonics and you’re right. Have you forgotten the story of Sodom & Gomorrah? I do want to win souls for Christ but as Christ wins his souls.

[Klansman]

Originally Posted by Lady Eveline

How interesting, you just joined this forum and immediately believe that you have the authority to tell other whether or not they are Saved.

If you had any proper etiquette, the first thing you should've done was make a post in the Introduction forum. There are very simple instructions under the title for what information needs to be included in your post, make sure to read over them carefully so you don't miss anything.

Afterwards, please keep in mind that you do not own or run this forum (you are merely a guest, so act like a gracious guest), nor do you run the Landover Baptist Church (the pastors will be very cross if you attempt to undermine their authority).

That being said, I noticed you said that you don't know Jesus, which is incredibly heartbreaking to hear and I pray that you find Salvation with Him soon. John 7:37-38 ³⁷In the last day, that great day of the feast, Jesus stood and cried, saying, If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink. ³⁸He that believeth on me, as the scripture hath said, out of his belly shall flow rivers of living water.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

What kind of name is "Klansman," is that Ebonics or something?

I'm pretty sure that the young boy is just some kind of KKK wannabe.

Originally Posted by Klansman

The Gif that you've posted is a Strawman argument. This is not the same website that made Christian Weston Chandler popular. What people here care about is Salvation. After you've properly introduced yourself on the Introduction forum, then we can talk about what Ben Shapiro bases his beliefs on, how Trump and Kushner play chess or if The Protocols of the Elders of Zion are real or not.

[Dennis Lukes]

Klansy is one of the following:

• An Antifa terrorist larping as a Christian to make us look bad
• An FBI agent trying way too hard to look like a Christian to try and entrap us
• A self-hating black man who believes everything he's saying and fantasizes about being sexually dominated by white men
• 10 years old just learned what trolling is and couldn't wait to try it out

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

I know Jesus tells us otherwise, but sometimes... I just wish we could just let some souls go. Is that bad?

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

Klansy is one of the following:

• An Antifa terrorist larping as a Christian to make us look bad
• An FBI agent trying way too hard to look like a Christian to try and entrap us
• A self-hating black man who believes everything he's saying and fantasizes about being sexually dominated by white men
• 10 years old just learned what trolling is and couldn't wait to try it out

You forgot to list the simple--if unfortunate--possibility that he is someone who was never taught manners.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

Klansy is one of the following:

• An Antifa terrorist larping as a Christian to make us look bad
• An FBI agent trying way too hard to look like a Christian to try and entrap us
• A self-hating black man who believes everything he's saying and fantasizes about being sexually dominated by white men
• 10 years old just learned what trolling is and couldn't wait to try it out

Are you implying that he can't be all of the above at once?

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati

Are you implying that he can't be all of the above at once?

A self-hating black 10 year old FBI agent Antifa troll larping as a Christian to entrap us and make us look bad because he fantasizes about being sexually dominated by white men?


I know you Catheterlicks believe some real silly stuff, but "come on man," to quote our Pretendsident.

[Lady Eveline]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

Klansy is one of the following:

• An Antifa terrorist larping as a Christian to make us look bad
• An FBI agent trying way too hard to look like a Christian to try and entrap us
• A self-hating black man who believes everything he's saying and fantasizes about being sexually dominated by white men
• 10 years old just learned what trolling is and couldn't wait to try it out

I believe you might be missing a couple likely options:

• That he is simply a mental patient in an asylum who managed to smuggle in a cellular phone in his rectum. It could explain his lack of basic understanding of simple instructions to make an introduction post.
• That he is possessed by angry demons.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

A ①self-hating ②black ③10 year old ④FBI agent ⑤Antifa ⑥troll ⑦larping as a Christian to entrap us and make us look bad because ?

Vatican septuple standards? (I've added the count [BLUE] in line.)

Revelation 17
1 And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters . . .
3 So he carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns . . .
7 And the angel said unto me … I will tell thee the mystery of the woman, and of the beast that carrieth her, which hath the seven heads and ten horns.
8 The beast that thou sawest was, and is not; and shall ascend out of the bottomless pit, and go into perdition: and they that dwell on the earth shall wonder, whose names were not written in the book of life from the foundation of the world, when they behold the beast that was, and is not, and yet is.
9 And here is the mind which hath wisdom. The seven heads are seven mountains, on which the woman sitteth.

Rome.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Lady Eveline

I believe you might be missing a couple likely options:

• That he is simply a mental patient in an asylum who managed to smuggle in a cellular phone in his rectum. It could explain his lack of basic understanding of simple instructions to make an introduction post.
• That he is possessed by angry demons.

Yeah that's possible too. Both of those options are the same thing however. Mental illness is just the trendy and woke PC term for demonic possession (Luke 11:14, Mark 9:17-29, Matthew 12:43-45). Why this deranged faggot has come to spread chaos and depravity on this forum, alas, I don't know. But we're used to this sort of persecution.