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Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost! -
04-12-2012, 11:52 PM
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Heavenly Father, I know that I am a sinner and unable to save myself. I believe that You love me and that You sent Your Son Jesus to die on the cross for my sins. And, that You raised Jesus from the dead and seated Him at Your right side in heaven. I confess Jesus as my Lord and believe that God raised Him from the dead. I thank you for making me a new creature in Christ Jesus.
And Lord, I repent of my sins and ask You to forgive me of all my sins. Thank you for Your forgiveness and cleansing of my soul. I also ask that You help me to read and understand the Bible. To attend a Church that loves You and upholds the Bible as the inerrant inspired Word of God. And, I purpose to yield to thy Holy Spirit to lead me into all Truth and Righteousness. In Jesus name. I pray. Amen!
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Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost! -
06-29-2012, 04:34 PM
How can I become Saved?
As you can see, I am currently Catholic. Is there any hope for me, or am I worshipping Satan?
Also, how can you tell if you are truly "Saved?"
I am just a Catholic woman, and I am curious to know more about your faith.
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Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost! -
06-29-2012, 08:24 PM
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How can I become Saved?
As you can see, I am currently Catholic. Is there any hope for me, or am I worshipping Satan?
Also, how can you tell if you are truly "Saved?"
I am just a Catholic woman, and I am curious to know more about your faith.
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Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost! -
06-30-2012, 02:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Catholic Woman
How can I become Saved?
As you can see, I am currently Catholic. Is there any hope for me, or am I worshipping Satan?
Also, how can you tell if you are truly "Saved?"
I am just a Catholic woman, and I am curious to know more about your faith.
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Also you might try renouncing satan. You know, your master?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost! -
06-30-2012, 02:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Catholic Woman
How can I become Saved?
As you can see, I am currently Catholic. Is there any hope for me, or am I worshipping Satan?
Also, how can you tell if you are truly "Saved?"
I am just a Catholic woman, and I am curious to know more about your faith.
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Were the step-by-step instructions too complicated for you?
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Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost! -
07-02-2012, 03:16 PM
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Also you might try renouncing satan. You know, your master?
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I didn't realize that worshipping Jesus in a slightly different way than you resulted in me worshipping Satan… Please explain how that makes sense?
There are a few things here that confuse me, which is why I am asking questions.
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Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost! -
07-02-2012, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Catholic Woman
I didn't realize that worshipping Jesus in a slightly different way than you resulted in me worshipping Satan… Please explain how that makes sense?
There are a few things here that confuse me, which is why I am asking questions.
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It doesn't make sense to worship Satan. That's why you should stop. Satan's very tricky and you're just a woman so it's no wonder you fell for his lies, but now you've been warned by True Christians there's really no excuse.
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Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost! -
07-03-2012, 03:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Catholic Woman
I didn't realize that worshipping Jesus in a slightly different way than you resulted in me worshipping Satan… Please explain .
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Watch and learn!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost! -
07-10-2012, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Bob4God
So often is the question asked by wanderers and the destitute, "How Do I get Saved?"
This is perhaps the most important question you will ever ask.
Fortunately, you are in the presence of True Christians who are more enlightened than you!
All your questions are answered here!
1. How do I get saved?
Allow us to introduce you to somebody: His name is JESUS CHRIST, and He gave up His temporary life on Earth to allow you a chance to escape the damnation He has in store for you!
The Bible tells us that we must believe in JESUS in order to be redeemed:
He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. - John 3:18
JESUS is the only way to get to Heaven:
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. - John 14:6
One of the fundamental, reoccurring themes of the Bible is that humans are insufficient and useless on their own:
But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags; and we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the wind, have taken us away. - Isaiah 64:6
Finally, you must confess your sins to GOD:
If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. - 1 John 1:9
If you accept that you are worthless on your own, and you recognize that JESUS is the Son of GOD and is the only way to Heaven, and you confess your sins, you can be saved! You are really on your way to happiness!
2. Is it enough just to believe in JESUS?
No!
JESUS, being the ultimate manifestation of love and justice, says that if we really care about Him at all, we will do everything He says:
If ye love me, keep my commandments. John 14:15
You can learn more about what GOD's rules are for His people by reading the entire Bible all the way through.
3. Can my family and friends be saved?
Maybe!
Because of the way the system is set up, it is a requirement of salvation that each person believe in JESUS and confess Him as their LORD.
And Philip said, If thou believest with all thine heart, thou mayest. And he answered and said, I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God. - Acts 8:37
GOD has given us freewill to either choose the free gift of eternal life by doing everything He says, or eternal damnation in a lake of fire by disobedience.
(This may sound like an ultimatum, but really it's a choice.)
This means that any person who will not or cannot believe or understand is going to Hell.
One of the best ways to get your friends and family to be saved is to tell them the Good News of salvation through JESUS CHRIST, and that failure to comply with this offer will result in damnation and eternal torment.
4. What if my friends and family won't accept CHRIST?
They may be your friends and family, but GOD's sentiments towards these people are made very clear:
And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them. - Ephesians 5:11
There is no such thing as a good unbeliever:
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. - Psalm 14:1
In Old Testament times, family and friends who didn't worship GOD were sentenced to death:
6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
7 Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;
8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. - Deuteronomy 13:6-9
If your friends and family don't worship the One True GOD of the Bible, it's time to break off contact until they reconsider!
5. Which parts of the Bible should I follow?
All of it!
GOD wouldn't have wrote it down otherwise!
What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it. - Deuteronomy 12:32
If you break just one point of the law, it's just like you've broken them all:
For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all. - James 2:10
This includes the Old Testament:
For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope. - Romans 15:4
6. Is there an unpardonable sin?
If you turn away from GOD's Spirit, how can you receive salvation?
28 Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme:
29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation. - Mark 3:28-29
7. Where can I learn more?
Right here!
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All you need to do is open your mind and learn to tollerate others.
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Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost! -
07-10-2012, 10:14 AM
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All you need to do is open your mind and learn to tollerate others.
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So you disagree with the Bible?
What next? That Jesus did not rise from the dead or that queers should not be killed?
What kind of a Christian does not follow the Bible?
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost! -
07-13-2012, 04:51 PM
When the time is
Right, you will know
And understand
And do and become.
The Dark Lord
Will be revealed
In Glory
In your mind's eye
In your heart and
In your veins of power.
Your time will come
And you will raise your
Hand and say,
"Hail Satan!"
And in the end there will be Satan, the stangest power! Praise the true eternal Lord!
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Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost! -
07-13-2012, 04:53 PM
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost! -
07-13-2012, 05:30 PM
Goodness, I'm confused. I thought the "Dark Lord" was Voldemort.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost! -
07-13-2012, 05:47 PM
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All you need to do is open your mind and learn to tollerate others.
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Mr. Lick-him, we are not about tolerance here at Landover. What is there to tolerate, exactly? We don't tolerate behavior that is condemned in the Bible. We don't tolerate users who come here to tell us about other religions and ways of the World. We are here to spread the Light of the Gospel, and that is our singular cause. Tolerance is not a Christian virtue, let me tell you. It is a buzz-word from the homosexual camp under the guise of "everything's OK" hedonistic nonsense.
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Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost! -
07-15-2012, 12:10 AM
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All you need to do is open your mind and learn to tollerate others.
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Hello, foreign word for "penis".
Could you point out where the Bible tells us to "tolerate" those who refuse to follow God's Orders?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost! -
07-24-2012, 08:46 PM
Thank you this is a fantastic forum and I look forward to posting regularly , I think the pastors are fantastic aswell
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Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost! -
07-24-2012, 08:48 PM
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Thank you this is a fantastic forum and I look forward to posting regularly , I think the pastors are fantastic aswell 
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Why do these idiots come on a CHRISTAN website, refuse the read the FAQs and wonder why we could care less about them. They simply fail to realize........ wait for it........ they have demonstrated they could care less about us and like little babies, want to be the center of the universe and have us answer a question when we know them from, well, Adam.
Your first post is on the wrong thread.
Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
Thanks!
Failure to heed this warning will bring God's vengeance upon you!

I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.
Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.
New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.
We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.
Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost! -
08-02-2012, 11:48 PM
How bad can I be but still be able to repent and accept Jesus and still get into heaven? I mean, if I want to make hard-core shemale porn with whips and chains, will I still be able to repent later on and be forgiven?
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Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost! -
08-03-2012, 02:38 AM
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How bad can I be but still be able to repent and accept Jesus and still get into heaven? I mean, if I want to make hard-core shemale porn with whips and chains, will I still be able to repent later on and be forgiven?
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I would need to see the stills and video footage from said porn before I could really give you my opinion.
My confidential email address can be found at the bottom of my signature. Discretion assured.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost! -
08-03-2012, 03:36 AM
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I would need to see the stills and video footage from said porn before I could really give you my opinion. 
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Well, I haven't made the videos yet. Right now, I do webcam stripping; there, I have to perform alone because of the rules of the company I strip for, but other than that, I'll kinda do almost whatever the customer wants. However, I'm seeing about getting my foot in the door with porn at which point I'll be making more 'hard core' videos. I just want to make sure that as carnal as my videos get, I'll still be able to repent later and accept Jesus.
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