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Default Hear ye, hear ye! - 10-20-2011, 08:13 AM
Oh ye ignoble peasants! I, a true Christian, have come here to these ungodly forums to cleanse the evil spread among its malicious users. I hath studied many a postulates written by the various nithings who reside here and I have come to the conclusion that ye all shalt burn in purgatory. The ascended Jesus Christ will be the harbinger of justice for all you heathens at the end of time.

Alas, there is still hope for a select few. Reply to this post at once, and prove yourself worthy of Christ's love. Maybe then shalt ye be spared...

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Default Re: Hear ye, hear ye! - 10-20-2011, 08:25 AM
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purgatory.
Don't be ridiculous there's no such place as purgatory.
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Default Re: Hear ye, hear ye! - 10-20-2011, 08:33 AM
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Don't be ridiculous there's no such place as purgatory.
It's almost like he's pretending to be a Christian while knowing nothing about it really just to mock God.

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Your search - purgatory - did not match any documents.
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What a surprise!


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Default Re: Hear ye, hear ye! - 10-20-2011, 08:47 AM
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It's almost like he's pretending to be a Christian while knowing nothing about it really just to mock God.



What a surprise!
Thanks for posting the search result unlike you he has never actually searched the scriptures for evidence of his belief system but once he starts (if he gets permission from his priest) he will probably find even less of those "beliefs" endorsed that you did!
Hallelujah!
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Default Re: Hear ye, hear ye! - 10-20-2011, 10:13 AM
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...Alas, there is still hope for a select few...
Son, which evil force is driving you to spout such nonsense? What would be, hypothetically, unfortunate in having hope?

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Default Re: Hear ye, hear ye! - 10-20-2011, 10:22 AM
Peasant? Boy, there are no field hands here. I know that Mr. Hutchins owns a large farm, but he has mexicans and negroes to do the dummy work.

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Default Re: Hear ye, hear ye! - 10-20-2011, 10:53 AM
Ay, the opinions of the feeble minded! Ye hath all been corrupted by Satan's influence. Ye proclaimeth that purgatory doth not exist, yet in fact you know it deep in your wretched hearts that I speaketh truth, and only truth!

Hath ye not yearnings to be ascended along me and my peers? This is truly your finaly warning. Cast aside all your heresy and join me - fore together we shalt be reborn in paradise!
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Default Re: Hear ye, hear ye! - 10-20-2011, 11:44 AM
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Ay, the opinions of the feeble minded! Ye hath all been corrupted by Satan's influence. Ye proclaimeth that purgatory doth not exist, yet in fact you know it deep in your wretched hearts that I speaketh truth, and only truth!

Hath ye not yearnings to be ascended along me and my peers? This is truly your finaly (sic) warning. Cast aside all your heresy and join me - fore together we shalt be reborn in paradise!
Let's see how that works out, hmm?



(Proverbs 19:9) "A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that
speaketh lies shall perish."

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Default Re: Hear ye, hear ye! - 10-20-2011, 12:01 PM
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Let's see how that works out, hmm?



(Proverbs 19:9) "A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that
speaketh lies shall perish."

YiC,

Z. Smyth
How can you claim that my truthful and sincere statement was a falsity? In addition, smiting the all-mighty and rightful God himself, I would assume he is not overly pleased with you.

Take into consideration what He have given you, and don't make your arbitrary attempts of slander into a hobby of yours.
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Ay, the opinions of the feeble minded! Ye hath all been corrupted by Satan's influence. Ye proclaimeth that purgatory doth not exist, yet in fact you know it deep in your wretched hearts that I speaketh truth, and only truth!

Hath ye not yearnings to be ascended along me and my peers? This is truly your finaly warning. Cast aside all your heresy and join me - fore together we shalt be reborn in paradise!
AND THEN YOU SAID:

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*** i'm an attention whore, weeeeeeeeee!!! ***
The fact that you came back for more "warnings" ( ) makes you a liar.

God hates liars (Proverbs 12:22).

Therefore: God hates you.

<---you

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Ye proclaimeth that purgatory doth not exist, yet in fact you know it deep in your wretched hearts that I speaketh truth, and only truth!
Sure, feel free to back that purgatory up with scripture any time now. What's next outside bible, seven deadly sins and magic underwear?

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...prove yourself worthy of Christ's love.
Friend, you seem awfully confused. Could you please cite the exact Bible verse where it says I am worthy of Christ's love, or that there is anything I can do to make myself worthy of His love?

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Oh ye ignoble peasants! I, a true Christian, have come here to these ungodly forums to cleanse the evil spread among its malicious users. I hath studied many a postulates written by the various nithings who reside here and I have come to the conclusion that ye all shalt burn in purgatory. The ascended Jesus Christ will be the harbinger of justice for all you heathens at the end of time.

Alas, there is still hope for a select few. Reply to this post at once, and prove yourself worthy of Christ's love. Maybe then shalt ye be spared...

/Reverend Robert
So I see you are a Catolick pretending to be a Christian. I've got news for you Mr. Pretender, even the pope decided to do away with purgatory because their was no scriptural basis for that false belief. I dare say that you appear to be one of those old fogies known as the Opus Dei. They too cannot let go of former tenets for which their was no biblical verification.

YiJC, BS

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So I see you are a Catolick pretending to be a Christian. I've got news for you Mr. Pretender, even the pope decided to do away with purgatory because their was no scriptural basis for that false belief. I dare say that you appear to be one of those old fogies known as the Opus Dei. They too cannot let go of former tenets for which their was no biblical verification.
Oh them old Catlicks jist do it fo the free food an wine.
The bread sticks is awful but the wine OK.
Anyway, you git a lot of folks pretending to be them ( specially Joos) cause the treat them churches like they goin to free buffets.
Go to 3 oh 4 services and you full and a lil buzzed, too

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Default Re: Hear ye, hear ye! - 10-20-2011, 07:33 PM
well, he sure sounds like one of them queen kissin' anglish round tablers from the olden times?

hey lancelot, why don't you go back to worshipin Merlin, and leave us True Christians™ alone!

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well, he sure sounds like one of them queen kissin' anglish round tablers from the olden times?

hey lancelot, why don't you go back to worshipin Merlin, and leave us True Christians™ alone!

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yeah, but we kin eat wif our fingers when we go there fo dinner.
They got that place where them Knights is right up the road in Kissimee and Cleevon got us a discount ticket so it be cheap, too.
I jist dont understand how they keep them horses from poopin while folks is eatin!?

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So I see you are a Catolick pretending to be a Christian. I've got news for you Mr. Pretender, even the pope decided to do away with purgatory because their was no scriptural basis for that false belief. I dare say that you appear to be one of those old fogies known as the Opus Dei. They too cannot let go of former tenets for which their was no biblical verification.
Oh them old Catlicks jist do it fo the free food an wine.
The bread sticks is awful but the wine OK.
Anyway, you git a lot of folks pretending to be them ( specially Joos) cause the treat them churches like they goin to free buffets.
Go to 3 oh 4 services and you full and a lil buzzed, too
Oh, those sneaky Catolicks. I never heard any one of them talk about the free meals. All I ever hear from them is about the BINGO games and winning a dollar or two. I suspect many of their women go to BINGO to escape the loving correction their husbands would (and should) administer to them at home, else why would they spend $20 or $40 to win a dollar or two?
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well, he sure sounds like one of them queen kissin' anglish round tablers from the olden times?

hey lancelot, why don't you go back to worshipin Merlin, and leave us True Christians™ alone!

In His name,
Lori H.
yeah, but we kin eat wif our fingers when we go there fo dinner.
They got that place where them Knights is right up the road in Kissimee and Cleevon got us a discount ticket so it be cheap, too.
I jist dont understand how they keep them horses from poopin while folks is eatin!?
Wow. While reading your post nostalgia set in. I didn't know those Knights were still there. I have to confess though I had a bit of the problem there. I kept eating the chicken first and my fingers would get really greasy. Then I would try to pick up the bowl to eat my soup and it kept slipping out of my hands. I'm sure there was a knack to it that I was missing. All in all it was a fun place. Thanks for the memories Sister Vavoline.

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Wow. While reading your post nostalgia set in. I didn't know those Knights were still there. I have to confess though I had a bit of the problem there. I kept eating the chicken first and my fingers would get really greasy. Then I would try to pick up the bowl to eat my soup and it kept slipping out of my hands. I'm sure there was a knack to it that I was missing. All in all it was a fun place. Thanks for the memories Sister Vavoline.
Well, brother Alfalfa, we folks of da Negro persuasion got a instinct to eat greasy chicken followed by soup. Comes naturally

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Default Re: Hear ye, hear ye! - 10-21-2011, 09:07 PM
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Well, brother Alfalfa, we folks of da Negro persuasion got a instinct to eat greasy chicken followed by soup. Comes naturally
Could you make me some of that greasy chicken? I haven't had any of that fantastic colored food in ages!
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