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Default Re: Introductions, etc. - 08-19-2021, 07:16 AM

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My advice? Go to another place on the internet.
Once I had stopped laughing at you, a pompous self-proclaimed "amateur researcher", giving advice to Mrs de Barriga, a professional academic with an actual job, Luke 4:23 sprang to mind:

And he said unto them, Ye will surely say unto me this proverb, Physician, heal thyself: whatsoever we have heard done in Capernaum, do also here in thy country.


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Default Re: Introductions, etc. - 08-19-2021, 02:11 PM

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Once I had stopped laughing at you, a pompous self-proclaimed "amateur researcher", giving advice to Mrs de Barriga, a professional academic with an actual job.
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Default Re: Introductions, etc. - 08-19-2021, 03:50 PM

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[wincing in pain] Oh! The repartee! So sharp, so cutting edge, so. . . overused, cliche and pathetic.

AkiraK, you are really going to step up your game if you want to have any impact with your postings. Here's a place to start--read the Bible. That is the primary ground for all of our discussions.


We count among our forum membership people who have studied the languages of the original texts. There are others who hold advanced degrees and who, as has been pointed out, have years of experience in research and writing and lecturing for which they are actually paid.


But, hey, you've got "ok boomer" in your intellectual arsenal, so you're all set to take on any arguments.


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Default Re: Introductions, etc. - 08-19-2021, 04:08 PM

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[wincing in pain] Oh! The repartee! So sharp, so cutting edge, so. . . overused, cliche and pathetic.

AkiraK, you are really going to step up your game if you want to have any impact with your postings. Here's a place to start--read the Bible. That is the primary ground for all of our discussions.


We count among our forum membership people who have studied the languages of the original texts. There are others who hold advanced degrees and who, as has been pointed out, have years of experience in research and writing and lecturing for which they are actually paid.


But, hey, you've got "ok boomer" in your intellectual arsenal, so you're all set to take on any arguments.
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Default Re: Introductions, etc. - 08-20-2021, 12:14 PM

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There's a high, allegedly a zingy high, but also a low.

I'm not sure what the "low" bit is, never having experienced it, but get real. Satan plumbs the nadir of human angst, ultra-despair, ultra-drencrom, ultra-everything.

Only Jesus saves. Comparing nihilist shenanigans with God's instructions where His people were threatened, perhaps merely opposed in their campaign, perhaps not even opposed, this horror is drawn in stark contrast to love.
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Default Re: Introductions, etc. - 08-20-2021, 05:54 PM

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There's a high, allegedly a zingy high, but also a low.

I'm not sure what the "low" bit is, never having experienced it, but get real. Satan plumbs the nadir of human angst, ultra-despair, ultra-drencrom, ultra-everything.

Only Jesus saves. Comparing nihilist shenanigans with God's instructions where His people were threatened, perhaps merely opposed in their campaign, perhaps not even opposed, this horror is drawn in stark contrast to love.
Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. Let me tell you something, I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct and as a result, any other opinions are wrong. Guess what? You happen to hold the wrong one! [*** FOOLISH THREAT REMOVED, AS COMMANDED BY JESUS TO GODLY MODERATOR ***]

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Default Re: Introductions, etc. - 08-20-2021, 06:04 PM

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Default Re: Introductions, etc. - 08-20-2021, 06:29 PM

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Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. Let me tell you something, I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct and as a result, any other opinions are wrong. Guess what? You happen to hold the wrong one! [*** FOOLISH THREAT REMOVED, AS COMMANDED BY JESUS TO GODLY MODERATOR ***]
Oh, my dear, Blessed Lord! You are so funny! Praise Jesus that you came along!

There is so much bad news and bad behavior happening out in the world, it can be easy to get discouraged. But here you are, brightening my day.


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Then I commended mirth, because a man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry: for that shall abide with him of his labour the days of his life, which God giveth him under the sun.


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Default Re: Introductions, etc. - 08-21-2021, 12:19 PM

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it looks like your opinion is different from mine. Let me tell you something, I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct
Simple grammar negates that. If you are the baseline for opinions, any opinion you hold is subjectively correct. Objectivity necessarily lies outside the self, otherwise it would not be objective. How ultraviolence is perceived relies on the perspective from which it's seen. Morons thinking that pathetic (and hooliganism is always pathetic) hooliganism is appropriate lack something in their own consciousness. Empathy? Compassion? But when God acts its veriest antithesis applies. His actions embody ultra-Empathy, ultra-Compassion, even Salvation for those electing not to fry. And let's be frank, Jesus made sure we understood that in the lake of fire, however blistering, sinners' worms would never die.
Mark 9:48 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
Do you have worms Irak? AkiraK, will you be singed forever? Over and over again? Jesus doesn't want that to happen. He wants you to acknowledge Him and offers His Love; let's say you repudiate His Pure Intentions, telling Him, “No thank you Jesus, the price you paid means nothing to me.” Justice provides the perfect answer, perfect because Jesus is perfect, infinite torture, pain and grief unimaginable, remorse beyond all endurance over and over again. Forever.

Christians love Jesus and His Perfect Love guarantees that will never happen. The Bible makes it certain. Everyone else sizzles and molten brimstone is very uncomfortable applied to the skin. Jesus died to set us free. Abandon sin before it's too late.

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Skull Re: Introductions, etc. - 08-24-2021, 10:58 PM

Your profile picture tells me a lot. I suppose you are Irish and Catholic. You are worse than Hitler and follow your feelings instead of the Bible. According to Luke 19:27, you should be put to death. Why do you listen to your hellbound parents? They should have raised you better? I am the father of four god fearing children, even my 4-year-old grandson fears God more than you.
Why are you not like Didymus, who at least admits that he is hellbound? You are just one of those cissy liberal Christians I see in the churches of Omaha those days. If that is what you are, then God's true church is not for you. Why do you not straight away admit "I am a proud Satanist"? I know why you are not. To deceive our children.

I will pray that you stop being nice and become honest. After my prayers for Charlie Watts' death have been heard, maybe this one will be heard too. Yet I have little hope.


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Bible Re: Introductions, etc. - 08-24-2021, 11:17 PM

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My advice? Go to another place on the internet. I would post links to a few, but I think they would get removed by one of the overzealous moderators here. This place is hellbent on forcing a merciless and cruel worldview down people's throats.
Miss Locke: This is not true. You are guilty of telling big, fat fibs. And you know where you will end up for doing so:

Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

The only thing that is "hellbent" on doing, is showing you what the blessed says about your future in eternal — which you deserve, so assuredly!

Matthew 25:41 "Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels"

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I'm not going to be posting for a while, as I'm pretty sure nothing constructive is being gained here, and it's ramping up my anxiety attacks.
And, since we have not heard from you in some time, one wonders if the has visited you already, with wrath, to measure out the punishment that He has in store for you:

Romans 1:18 "For the wrath of is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness"

I do hope that you have been spared from your day of Judgment, although your time for mercy is dwindling, and you must not miss another opportunity to repent of your many sins!




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Default Re: Introductions, etc. - 08-26-2021, 04:21 AM

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My name, as may have gathered from my username, is Blanche Locke. I am... well, you could say I'm an amateur researcher. I aim to know a bit about everything, from lockpicking to the proper technique for milking a cow. I've come here for a few reasons. The architecture of the site interested me, as it's a classic example of a simpler and better time on the internet. Also, the viewpoints espoused herein are interesting. Now then, the answers to the questions I was asked: I do not currently attend church, as all those I have gone to have problems in one way or another. My favorite bible verse is probably Philippians 4:5: Let your moderation be known unto all men. The Lord is at hand. As for my salvation story, that's a private matter.
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Cross Re: Introductions, etc. - 08-27-2021, 02:40 AM

Brothers and sisters of , greetings in Christ Jesus.After days of fasting and prayer, and reading the holy word of God, I have been blessed with the realization of truth. I humbly ask your forgiveness of my iniquities. God's word is the only standard, and anything that deviates from it MUST be wrong. There are no ifs, ands, or buts. I was a fool for not seeing that before. I have dedicated my life to preserving the rule of God almighty. Though I know that I cannot be saved, and I am forever trapped in this life of sin, nevertheless I can perhaps win for myself a less fiery place in the pits of hell.


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Default Re: Introductions, etc. - 08-27-2021, 03:28 AM

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...I have dedicated my life to preserving the rule of God almighty...
That's nice. Have you got around to reading the Bible yet?


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Default Re: Introductions, etc. - 08-27-2021, 02:59 PM

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That's nice. Have you got around to reading the Bible yet?
Have you gotten around to not living up to your title?


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Default Re: Introductions, etc. - 08-27-2021, 03:07 PM

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Have you gotten around to not living up to your title?
No, he didn't - and it seems that God hates him very much because all of our prayers have been futile so far. The only logical explanation here is this verse:

1 Thessalonians 2:11-12:
11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

Nonetheless - and I can't believe I'm saying this - the atheist is right. It's easy to say you love God now - but how can we know you aren't lying? You need to read the Holy Bible, and you need to show us that you are reading it, accepting all of it (not just a small selection of verses taken out of context) as the Word of God, and obeying it.
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Initially, I had so much hope for the soul of the future wife and mother, Blanche. I've come to think she may be one of those we cannot save and she must look to a future among those who worship Satan.


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Brothers and sisters of , greetings in Christ Jesus.After days of fasting and prayer, and reading the holy word of God, I have been blessed with the realization of truth. I humbly ask your forgiveness of my iniquities. God's word is the only standard, and anything that deviates from it MUST be wrong. There are no ifs, ands, or buts. I was a fool for not seeing that before. I have dedicated my life to preserving the rule of God almighty. Though I know that I cannot be saved, and I am forever trapped in this life of sin, nevertheless I can perhaps win for myself a less fiery place in the pits of hell.
Dear Miss Locke: As they say, "pull the other leg — you will get milk". While I hope I am wrong, I have a very strong feeling that you are bluffing; or, to put it more directly: being deceitful. You will have to get up very early in the morning if you think you can fool the believers at !

Proverbs 6:16-19:
16 These six things doth the hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto :
17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.




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Dear Miss Locke: As they say, "pull the other leg — you will get milk". While I hope I am wrong, I have a very strong feeling that you are bluffing; or, to put it more directly: being deceitful. You will have to get up very early in the morning if you think you can fool the believers at !

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17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
You put it well, Sister Isabella. We here at Landover Baptist do not change our minds willy nilly like this Bunch lady. Best we be wary.


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Brothers and sisters of , greetings in Christ Jesus.After days of fasting and prayer, and reading the holy word of God, I have been blessed with the realization of truth. I humbly ask your forgiveness of my iniquities. God's word is the only standard, and anything that deviates from it MUST be wrong. There are no ifs, ands, or buts. I was a fool for not seeing that before. I have dedicated my life to preserving the rule of God almighty. Though I know that I cannot be saved, and I am forever trapped in this life of sin, nevertheless I can perhaps win for myself a less fiery place in the pits of hell.
No, that declaration is once more at odds with what the Bible actually says.

If you are sincere about submitting to the authority of The Lord, then acceptance of the Blood Sacrifice of Jesus means that you CAN be saved. It's sort of Christianity 101.

As even our stubbornly unbelieving in-house atheist has pointed out, you still don't demonstrate any real familiarity with the Bible. Please take the time to read it. Fortunately, there are many learned individuals here who have created excellent threads examining some key verses and critical tenets contained within The Most Read Book of All Time.

As soon as you start taking the Bible as seriously as we do, we will be happy to start taking you seriously.


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