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Default Re: How much stupider can the population get? - 04-04-2009, 07:49 PM

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Ok. So, I'm going to try an get this straight. I am going to go to Hell because one of my best friends is gay,
I'm going to be damned for supporting another friend who is bi,
and God will strike me down because I have three other friends who are bi curious.
So, by being a good friend and being there for them I am going to be punished.
Yes.

Homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death."

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Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
Time to wake up and smell the coffee, friend. Being nice to queers will only get you tossed into hell along with them. And believe you me, that would be bad for you.

Forever.

If you really want to be a friend, give them THIS Godly Chick Tract. I've never known it to fail! Get them to stop being perverts and committing sodomy on each other and instead accept Jesus. THAT's real friendship!


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 04-04-2009, 09:03 PM

I AM A GIRL! thank you very much.

And you guys want people to live their lives as loners because
they are rejected by society for something that they didn't
choose. God made them the way they are and they had nothing
to do with it.

And if God is going to damn me because I'm a good supportive
friend than let me be damn.

Because I'll sure as hell kill myself if he lets you wife beating
asses in heaven. I dont care if you guys are "True Christians",
you live like it is the freaking middle ages and it isnt. I'm pretty
sure there are laws against abuse, in case you didn't know.
Women are mens equals, whether you like it or not, and a lot
of times they are smarter and sure as hell aren't inferior.

So I dont care if I am "unworthy trash", you can ban me all you
want, but that doesnt change the fact that you put down
everything different and live in medieval ways.
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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 04-04-2009, 09:54 PM

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you guys want people to live their lives as loners because
they are rejected by society for something that they didn't
choose
I thought you fags stick together.
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God made them the way they are and they had nothing
to do with it.
Of course they did. Everyone knows that you choose to be a butt pirate. You can't blame it on God.
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Suicide is a sin.


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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 04-04-2009, 10:03 PM

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I AM A GIRL! thank you very much.
Being a girl is nothing to be proud of. It's a curse. Read your Bible! You should apologize to Jesus and every Man on earth!

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Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
Besides, there is a name for girls who hang out with queers.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 05-23-2009, 05:31 PM

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Great, another fag from the planet Mario. Where Godly American spelling, grammar and punctuation rules have yet to be discovered.

Go back and read this thread from the beginning, boy. Then ask Jesus to open your heart to His love.
I wouldn't be talking you have bad grammer to and I'm not a fag okay so don't get excited okay I'm religous but I play some videogames they bring back memories and they are fun. I go out have a life and have fun but still worship god that's what life is all about. Not sitting in a computer making up random propoganda on a company that is doing 5 times better then LandoverBaptist also edit my post or ban me or anything I don't care because I know I'm not doing ANYTHING bad and just defending my rights and practicing my free speech because if someone said something bad about god you guys would go crazy...I would also appreciate if you respond to me maturely instead of saying things like "go read the bible you beaner" or "you will be damned for spamming the lord's site you fag" or "another lifeless nerd playing mario" because I HAVE a life and only play videogames once in a while but go to church twice a week and I'm preety sure this isn't lord's favorite forum show me WHERE you got that from and I'm not spamming I'm speaking. So please answer maturely if you can....
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wow you have to be kidding me.
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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 05-26-2009, 12:55 AM

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Once again we see that Jesus has taken a firm stand against the nancyboys and fruitloops who hang around video game shops. Thank you Jesus!

Next time send hornets!
You only say that because you don't like to play videogames but I doubt you would be all anti-videogames if you played them so shut up and show me where it says god hates them......
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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 05-26-2009, 12:59 AM

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You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Butchering the American language
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Nobody can understand a word you're saying. Unless you learn to use Godly American punctuation, spelling and grammar properly, you shouldn't expect a reply.
Wow that's your best excuse......wow tell me where in my previous post is there any punctuation or spelling errors I bet you're saying that because you lifeless fanatics can't understand big words like propoganda......
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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 05-26-2009, 04:19 AM

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Wow that's your best excuse......wow tell me where in my previous post is there any punctuation or spelling errors I bet you're saying that because you lifeless fanatics can't understand big words like propoganda......
I am not going to waste my time on correcting your abysmal writing. Suffice to say that you use run-on sentences and lack even a basic understanding of compositional flow. Your "shift" key must be covered with cobwebs from lack of use.

Unless you have something to contribute, you will be asked to leave.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Cool Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 05-26-2009, 04:36 AM

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Once again we see that Jesus has taken a firm stand against the nancyboys and fruitloops who hang around video game shops. Thank you Jesus!

Next time send hornets!
Too bad that atheist Planakis had to use his witchcraft to trap all the bees...



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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 05-26-2009, 11:21 PM

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I am not going to waste my time on correcting your abysmal writing. Suffice to say that you use run-on sentences and lack even a basic understanding of compositional flow. Your "shift" key must be covered with cobwebs from lack of use.

Unless you have something to contribute, you will be asked to leave.
This is a christian forum not writing school son. By the way I always use my shift key and it most certainly does not have cobwebs because I have a serious case of arachnophobia. I however strongly believe that YOUR "prnt scr" button is filled with cobwebs(you know that little button at the top right corner of your keyboard do you know what it functions for...doubt it.
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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 05-26-2009, 11:35 PM

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You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Smartmouthing a True Christian Pastor™
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If you were my son I would beat you every day. As a Good Christian would.
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This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.
Must you keep giving me these strikes instead of actually responded to me what you don't know how to defend yourself. Also why must you keep reffering to me as your son I'm not before you just kept calling me son now you're having fantasies about it. I'm not your son okay get over it go abuse your own child IF YOU HAVE ONE. I doubt you would ever get a girl by continuing your women bashing ways(you know what I'm talking about)
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Default Simulated Existence - 05-30-2009, 02:02 AM

Forgive me if this is posted in the incorrect board but i have an issue I wish to seek a bit of an opinion about a certain computer program. Some of you may be familiar with a computer game by the name of SimCity or The Sims, games in which an individual plays the role of "God" in a sense. For those unfamiliar SimCity is a game in which the player constructs a city to their design and may bring down terrible events like tornadoes, earthquakes, or floods, or create a peaceful well running utopia.

However, this is not the issue I wish to bring to the table, it is the issue of the game The Sims. In this "game" an individual creates a person or family and then dictates every aspect of his or her "life!" Any task from taking the garbage out to going to work (i find church and worship oddly absent) and even the act of using the bathroom! That isn't even the worst of it, simulated intercourse (censored albiet) is also included which may result in a child, EVEN BETWEEN HOMOSEXUALS!!!

What is your take on these games? Is playing the role of "God" an affont or is it a harmless simulation that may perhaps be taken too far?
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Default Re: Simulated Existence - 05-30-2009, 02:06 AM

I forget if Unsaved Trash can use the search function. Well, I can and I just used it.

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Default Re: Simulated Existence - 05-30-2009, 02:12 AM

Now now, the rudeness is not necessary. I feel a different audience, those who lead the family and community, in a different forum is of a fresh and worthy discussion. I would rather the discussion take an avenue away from that of parenting and rather the actual implications of what these games have for an individual.
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Default Re: Simulated Existence - 05-30-2009, 02:42 AM

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Now now, the rudeness is not necessary. I feel a different audience, those who lead the family and community, in a different forum is of a fresh and worthy discussion. I would rather the discussion take an avenue away from that of parenting and rather the actual implications of what these games have for an individual.
What you want matters little here.

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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 07-30-2009, 01:41 AM

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I'm not your son okay get over it go abuse your own child IF YOU HAVE ONE.
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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 07-30-2009, 01:47 AM

And this stuff actually gets put on the shelf?! Children should be doing chores and praying! NOT PLAYING SATAN ENDORSING GAMES! I don't understand kids these days.


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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 07-30-2009, 06:45 PM

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When I warned America about how Super Mario Galaxy was the trojan horse of a neo-sodomite invasion, some refused to believe it. They claimed that the subliminal homosexuality was just a "coincidence". Funny how, the more we see of Mario, the more "coincidences" show up, further proving that the goal of Nintendo is to unleashed a second Pearl Habor on America, a "Pearl-necklace Habor" of drug-fueled sodomania!
Oh, yeah, they're definitely out to redo Pearl Harbor, because they have the resources to, and because nothing bad could happen to them or anything...

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Mario is the flagship of Nintendo, and that flag has big rainbow stripes, proven by the latest release in the Mario dynasty: "Mario Super Sluggers".
Rather that than monochrome, hmm? I guess rainbows in nature are evil too.

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Baseball is very popular among homosexuals, notice how often they use the terms "pitcher" and "catcher". True heterosexuals do not play baseball, they play football.
Right, because that's definitely referencing sex. It's not like they're pitching a ball and catching a ball. Would you rather call them "Ball flinger" and "Ball grabber"?

[QUOTE=Jeb Thurmond;231745]Do I even need to point out the subliminal messages in this image? A short list, from just what I can spot (feel free to mention anything I've missed)
We see Mario's backside, in mid-thrust

Holding and stroking the baseball bats in ways suggesting homosexuality and/or self-abuse[QUOTE=Jeb Thurmond;231745]
Luigi's stroking a baseball bat, or merely HOLDING it? Plus, isn't Mario always out to save a princess? I guess he's not a good person for saving someone.

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Marios baseball bat penetrates a hole in the soft brown skin of his catcher's mitt - a reference to inter-racial sodomy

Luigi, who is tenderly rubbing his bat, has an orgasmic expression on his face as he spills white stuff all over
I think that's a 'suprised' look you're going for. Also, I'd probably put a catcher's mitt on my baseball bat so I'm not burdened down.

[QUOTE=Jeb Thurmond;231745][*]In another interacial sodomy reference, we see "Diddy Kong" catching the white stuff, with his mouth wide open, of course[quote]
Baseballs? With his mouth? He looks more like he's JUGGLING.

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[*]To the right of Diddy Kong we see the game controller (vibrating no doubt) with a suspitious button, so that your innocent little girls can get used to having fun while they rub their thumb over what is very similar to a nipple and clitorus.
Pencils and pens are very similar to a clitoris too. I mean, just look at the tops of them!

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And why use the term "sluggers". There's a lot of baseball words out there, so why use the only one that references a long, smooth, wet, slippery, cylindrical object?
I didn't know penises were slippery or wet. Hold on, I'll check myself to confirm. Hmm, looks like you're wrong. And sluggers is a reference to a power hit; for example, to slug is to punch strongly.

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Like the tiny penis-shaped suicide-submarines that the Japanese launched against us in their previous war on America, the vile intent is hidden under a calm surface. Guadalcanal was a beautiful pacific island most of us would love to vacation on - but when the Japanese are around, looks are deceiving!
What about Japanese Christians? Are they bad because they're Japanese? You sound racist.

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Once again, thanks to my connection with a certain church which is good at infiltrating Japanese institutions, I have managed to obtain secret concept-art. Here is what Nintendo had in mind while working on Mario Super-Sluggers:
I did some research on this, and your 'super secret concept-art' is not from Nintendo, but from someone on a website called DeviantArt.

I believe this is his webpage:
http://h1kk1.deviantart.com/

Please, don't lie about your sources. Here is some art in return from the same artist that drew this invisioning of Mario;


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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 07-30-2009, 06:48 PM

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Do I even need to point out the subliminal messages in this image? A short list, from just what I can spot (feel free to mention anything I've missed)
We see Mario's backside, in mid-thrust

Holding and stroking the baseball bats in ways suggesting homosexuality and/or self-abuse
Luigi's stroking a baseball bat, or merely HOLDING it? Plus, isn't Mario always out to save a princess? I guess he's not a good person for saving someone.

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[*]In another interacial sodomy reference, we see "Diddy Kong" catching the white stuff, with his mouth wide open, of course
Baseballs? With his mouth? He looks more like he's JUGGLING.

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