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Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! -
01-26-2011, 12:31 AM
Brothers and Sisters,
Please help me compile a list of every day items we need to take heed of.
Some things in our daily lives could inadvertently send us to HELL or give us a nasty case of demon infestation!
Before I start the list I want to warn you all that anything you pick up from a garage sale, flea market or "World" stores such as Cost Plus World Market or Pier One will probably have demons attached to them. When you are shopping at these "World" Markets you need to know that most of the items were made by chinks in Bangledesh or China. The gooks are known to cast spells and hexes on things they are making for their betters in the good ole US.
NEVER BUY USED ITEMS! You are just inviting demons into your home. If one of those demons gets into your colon you could become GAY!
Now on to the list.
Unicorns - in any form IE, doll, ceramic etc.
Cupie Dolls (They are cute versions of a very powerful demon)
Frogs (they invite swamp demons into your home)
Tupperware that is that ugly avocado green color (see frogs)
Red Mushrooms (with the white dots on them they are powerful hallucinagenic drugs)
Gnomes (they are demons just waiting to be brought into your home so they can come to life)
Rosary Beads ( Satan's Sex Toy)
Gamer Joysticks (they are really an attena for demons)
Stuffed animals (Children use them to hump on and give them animated voices, which attracts demons)
Also it is not a good decision to accept anything that is not food gifts (IE pies, cakes, casseroles) from people you don't know that well.
I knew a sister who was given a set of dresser drawers that was demonized. The demon escaped and caused all kinds of HELL in that household. Items went missing (her clothes), her husband turned into a homer and her kids started to listen to rock and roll music and wanted to eat demonic foods such as Count Dracula cereal and Quaker Oates Oatmeal. For those who are curious what finally happened, the dresser was burned, the demon was cast out in the name of JESUS. The kids returned to normal but the husband remained a homer and is not living in the house. Personally, I think a few of the demons that were cast out are still hiding in his colon.
Anyway, Please add your items on the list of Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!
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Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! -
01-26-2011, 12:36 AM
Cell Phones- The perfect portal to Satan's messages.
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Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! -
01-26-2011, 12:53 AM
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Cell Phones- The perfect portal to Satan's messages.
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Who are you calling?
I use mine for contacting my husband and emergency services.
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01-26-2011, 12:57 AM
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Who are you calling?
I use mine for contacting my husband and emergency services.
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I never said I use it that way, but most phones can connect to the internet. And we all know what the internet is full of...
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Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! -
01-26-2011, 01:00 AM
...Jesus?
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01-26-2011, 01:02 AM
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...Jesus?
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On this site it is!
Sadly, that's not true for the rest of the internet.
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Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! -
01-26-2011, 01:12 AM
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I never said I use it that way, but most phones can connect to the internet. And we all know what the internet is full of...
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Why would I use the phone to connect to the Internet? That's what a computer is for. I couldn't imagine trying to read the knowledge on here on a silly little 3" screen.
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Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! -
01-26-2011, 04:46 AM
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I never said I use it that way, but most phones can connect to the internet. And we all know what the internet is full of...
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I know what you're trying to tell us. We are'nt ignorant hicks you know. We are fully aware of the dangers on the internets. That's why we True Christians™ are protected by the JesOS Operating System®.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! -
01-26-2011, 04:56 AM
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I know what you're trying to tell us. We are'nt ignorant hicks you know. We are fully aware of the dangers on the internets. That's why we True Christians™ are protected by the JesOS Operating System®.
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Sounds great! Where can I get this OS, I need to keep that unholy trash off my computer.
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Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! -
01-26-2011, 12:52 AM
As much as I love flashlights, I've come to realize that they're part of a sinister sexual agenda. It should have been obvious to me, considering the size and shape of the Maglite, but now I know a lot more about the perverted appeal of these phallic objects.
Only men should read this thread: "Lights you sleep with"
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Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! -
01-31-2011, 02:14 AM
Mortar & Pestle (unless used for grinding chilli)
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! -
01-31-2011, 02:45 AM
Lite Brite - the children's toy. These attract demons for the same reason digital clocks do. They are a beacon for a demon to know where you are in the dark. Children can also use them to design demonic toys.
These are pure evil.
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Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! -
01-31-2011, 04:44 AM
Thank you, Sisters, for mentioning the evil Kewpie and Bratz dolls, and garden gnomes...
However, I feel an even more extreme threat is the troll dolls.
They usually collect in groups (suitable for "group sex"?) (or a "revolutionary army??) and are often completely naked! What kind of a toy is that for a child??
Plus, they have different colors of hair, and when you line them up you get, that's right...a homosexual rainbow. Right there in the home!
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Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! -
02-08-2011, 11:12 PM
Mine once read 666 in red letter. I'm Damned; I know I am
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! -
02-08-2011, 11:32 PM
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Mine once read 666 in red letter. I'm Damned; I know I am
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OMG Sister! You posted that at exactly 4:12 SPOOKY!
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Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! -
05-17-2012, 12:19 AM
Items like fiction books, video games, duffel bags, decoy ducks, dealing with fruits that start with P, and brass instruments. TOOLS OF THE DEVIL! flash lights are debatable
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Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! -
06-04-2014, 07:59 PM
I shudder to report this, but I think I just experienced the ultimate UnGodly item. This evening we ordered a Chink take-out meal. Before you judge me, no, we don't eat ethnic food in this house! But every couple of years some of the younger grandchildren or great-grandchildren show an interest in this sort of muck and I find aversion therapy works wonders.
So I ordered the usual thing - chicken feet, goose intestines, squid - and sure enough it all ended up in the bin while they begged for the scraps from our plates. But while my back was turned, one of the younger girls found some fortune cookies and before I could stop her she had opened one. It read "You are a leader, not a follower". Her brothers (quite rightly) took extreme umbrage at this and the result was mayhem.
She has been punished and set to work finding biblical references to the evils of divination. So far she has only come up with Deuteronomy 18:10, 2 Kings 17:17 and Jeremiah 14:14. She will not be allowed to sleep until she has found at least 7 more.
All this to say that fortune cookies - although not everyday items in this household, are the work of Satan.
YiC (and utterly exhausted after the trauma)
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Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! -
01-31-2011, 07:10 AM
I get it. Ok. Haha
You know what else is evil? iPods. So evil because they glow in the dark and allow you to communicate with demons. Don't ever get one!
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Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! -
01-31-2011, 12:14 PM
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You know what else is evil? iPods.
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That's the first smart thing you've said all day. Apple is a well known gay-friendly brand, whose mission statement probably includes the phrase 'homerination of the nation'.
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If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
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Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! -
01-31-2011, 01:18 PM
Candels............ NEVER BURN THEM! Do not let them in your HOME!
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