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Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There -
04-20-2020, 12:44 AM
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Right you are Mayor - they snuck in to the U.S. using a private jet and the People's Republic of Commiefornia allowed them to land.
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I have a suggestion for Prince Harry. You have left your Grandmother, the Queen, in England. She is in her 90's and vulnerable to the conornavirus. Why not be the noble grandson and return to England to protect her? You brother is getting good press by volunteering to fly a medical helicopter.
You could be a security guard at the palace. Your wife could be a palace cook or housekeeper. I'm making this suggestion in order that you be a loyal and useful grandson.
https://www.ccn.com/prince-william-m...y-hides-in-la/
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There -
04-20-2020, 07:58 PM
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I have a suggestion for Prince Harry...
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Sadly, it looks as though the Harry formerly known as Prince has ignored your excellent suggestion, Brother Mr Mayor, Sir. Instead, he and his perfectly ghastly wife have decided that an international pandemic is best dealt with by yet more publicity-seeking whining.
The latest is that they have told the British tabloid press that they will "no longer" cooperate with them. Nobody had realized that they were cooperating - they certainly weren't making a very good job of it, so perhaps revealing that was a bit of an own-goal? But it seems that they will now only talk to the BBC and newspapers like the Financial Times and The Guardian.
So far this is going well, with only the BBC and The Guardian reporting all the gory details of their bizarre text exchanges with the ex-Duchess's Mexican father. These would never have come to light had the silly woman not decided to sue one of the tabloids, but as things stand they are open court documents.
A nation yawns. On the bright side, the Sunday Sport seems to be excluded from their blacklist, so we can look forward to reports of their moving to the moon to share an apartment with Elvis.
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Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There -
04-20-2020, 08:24 PM
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I have a suggestion for Prince Harry. You have left your Grandmother, the Queen, in England. She is in her 90's and vulnerable to the conornavirus. Why not be the noble grandson and return to England to protect her? You brother is getting good press by volunteering to fly a medical helicopter.
You could be a security guard at the palace. Your wife could be a palace cook or housekeeper. I'm making this suggestion in order that you be a loyal and useful grandson.
https://www.ccn.com/prince-william-m...y-hides-in-la/
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Having read the article listed, I admit to being a bit confused.
There seems to be a suggestion that Harry is in hiding and that he is having the time of his life here in America. I forget if the phrase "living it up" was used or not.
Is it actually possible to do both of those things at the same time? And would Prince Harry, of all people, be able to multi-task so efficiently? Also, why is the word "efficiently" spelled like it is? I could have sworn that there was some rule about "i before e--except after c".
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Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There -
04-23-2020, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
I have a suggestion for Prince Harry. You have left your Grandmother, the Queen, in England. She is in her 90's and vulnerable to the conornavirus. Why not be the noble grandson and return to England to protect her? You brother is getting good press by volunteering to fly a medical helicopter.
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Oh, dear help us, Brother Mayor Hold. I do hope you won't mind my disagreeing with you, and I apologize for so doing, as I know (full well) that a woman should not question a fine, ly man, such as yourself, especially one is the esteemed Mayor of Freehold. But I'm afraid that I must do so because my sister, Agatha, has just alerted me to a new article about Prince William's youngest son.
Whilst Prince William might be setting a good example in some areas (and Prince Harry is not), I cannot help but wonder what they are thinking over there in England. This article below discusses Prince William & Kate's young lad, Prince Louis, and how he has enjoyed his second birthday celebrations. My, he does look to be such a cute, bright boy, but is it not alarming that his parents are teaching him to be accepting of the sinful LGBT "Gay" lifestyle? And, at two years of age? What manner of acceptable parenting is that?! What ever on Earth are they thinking? So, with that, I'm afraid that it appears as though Prince William is no better than Prince Harry!
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/p...thday-n1189821
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Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There -
04-23-2020, 07:49 PM
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My, he does look to be such a cute, bright boy, but is it not alarming that his parents are teaching him to be accepting of the sinful LGBT "Gay" lifestyle?
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Sister Isabella, please don't fret. I understand from his parents that they are active in the Reclaim The Rainbow movement (Genesis 9:13-17). We have great hopes of them.
Meanwhile, there are repercussions from the recent Suss-ex tantrum, which I mentioned two or three posts ago. The much-admired Daily Mail journalist, Sarah Vain, has written an open letter to them entitled Dear Meghan and Harry, don't worry about us... because we're really not worried about you.
"Who is this journalist?", you may ask? And did she have her husband's permission to write the article? Well, her husband is Michael Gove, a senior government minister who is in charge of the administration of all the funds of the Duchy of Lancaster. What does this mean? It means that he is in charge of the monarch's money. I think we can safely assume that this message came directly from the Queen!!!
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Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There -
04-24-2020, 10:44 PM
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Sister Isabella, please don't fret. I understand from his parents that they are active in the Reclaim The Rainbow movement (Genesis 9:13-17). We have great hopes of them.
Meanwhile, there are repercussions from the recent Suss-ex tantrum, which I mentioned two or three posts ago. The much-admired Daily Mail journalist, Sarah Vain, has written an open letter to them entitled Dear Meghan and Harry, don't worry about us... because we're really not worried about you.
"Who is this journalist?", you may ask? And did she have her husband's permission to write the article? Well, her husband is Michael Gove, a senior government minister who is in charge of the administration of all the funds of the Duchy of Lancaster. What does this mean? It means that he is in charge of the monarch's money. I think we can safely assume that this message came directly from the Queen!!!
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Oh, thank you so much, dear Sister Joanna, for that bit of reassuring news. Goodness, I do feel so much relief now, knowing that the young Prince is not being led astray, down some garden path of debauchery. And, I do thank you for that intriguing article by the highly-esteemed Daily Mail newspaper. Dear help us; I had no idea of that Michael Gove person being in control of the Queen's money, and I hope that he has been doing all that he can to help to keep Her Majesty happy and comfortable during this, her birthday week. Perhaps Mr. Gove's wife will write another lovely article to provide additional cheer for HM?
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Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There -
04-25-2020, 03:12 AM
I am expecting an unexpected and sudden demise of the Harry Princeling because of THIS:
Deuteronomy 7:4
For they will turn away thy son from following me, that they may serve other gods: so will the anger of the LORD be kindled against you, and destroy thee suddenly.
It was recently reported that he worships demon deities with Buddhist rituals and is not shy to flaunt his disregard for Jesus.
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Markle, and reportedly Prince Harry, practice mindfulness meditation, an ancient technique found in many contemplative spiritual traditions, including Buddhism.
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It is thus obvious that the principal aim of the Harry creature is to lead America astray away from Jesus. Here he is consorting an obese demon-worshiper.
Even worse, the Megan woman has led the Harry thing into consuming Oriental seed. It is plant-based? I dunno, it could be the discharge of males as far as I know and because of my extensive education into Creation Science I dare say that I do know more than the average Royal Sinner.
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Markle has also influenced her husband’s diet, which now includes eating chia seeds.
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These are bad times but Jesus will eventually destroy those who oppose him (Luke 19:27) and provide them with the gift of ETERNAL TORTURE!
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Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There -
04-25-2020, 08:22 AM
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Markle, and reportedly Prince Harry, practice mindfulness meditation, an ancient technique found in many contemplative spiritual traditions, including Buddhism.
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Isn't " mindfulness" the business of concentrating on what you're doing, rather than remembering what went wrong when you did it that way last time and anticipating what will happen in the future unless you change your ways and do it differently? This boils down to not learning from your mistakes and would perhaps be better described as " mindlessness" .
In the unforgettable words of James Danforth Quayle, "What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
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Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There -
04-25-2020, 02:04 PM
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Isn't "mindfulness" the business of concentrating on what you're doing, rather than remembering what went wrong when you did it that way last time and anticipating what will happen in the future unless you change your ways and do it differently? This boils down to not learning from your mistakes and would perhaps be better described as "mindlessness".
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I had no idea they had fallen away from Jesus and are now part of the cult called Buddhism. It all starts to fall into place, living in California, home of Jesus hating Gov. Jerry Brown, and a sinful interracial marriage. This couple will rue the day they fell from God's favor.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There -
05-01-2020, 04:08 PM
The latest news is that Harry/Meghan are suing everyone in sight. Meghan just lost when she sued a tabloid for publishing a letter she wrote to her father. God bless her father who has no use for the marriage.
I fully expect Harry/Meghan to sue Landover Baptist for the information we have exposed here. They do not want their sinful lifestyle known to the entire world. Landover Baptist, however, is assigned by Jesus to expose sin wherever we see it. Interracial marriage and living in the Land of Buddha (California) makes it necessary for us to expose them for their sins.
I have confidence in our deep bench of attorneys.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/megha...b6995f13ffb891
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There -
05-01-2020, 05:03 PM
If it ever went to court, this would be the Ginger Nutmeg case.
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
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Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There -
05-29-2020, 12:03 AM
Can you believe this? The LA Times tells us that the couple is feeling so at home in LA they are volunteer servers at a local soup kitchen.
Do you want a bowl of soup touched by that couple who has been in the dirtiest places in the world? They might carry viruses and who knows what else?
The President needs to send his plane and haul them back to England.
https://www.msn.com/en-ca/lifestyle/...tKi?li=AAggFp5
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There -
06-18-2020, 08:01 PM
I see that the Harry formerly known as Prince has returned to Britain and got a job as a soccer player. Here he is yesterday, taking a knee (as instructed by his wife). He really doesn't look too happy about it, does he?
The hair transplant has worked well, though.
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Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There -
06-18-2020, 08:28 PM
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The hair transplant has worked well, though.
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But the fist wrist seems rather limp, doesn't it?
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Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There -
08-05-2020, 04:32 PM
I can't believe Harry would be so disloyal to his adoptive family.
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Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There -
08-05-2020, 04:34 PM
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The hair transplant has worked well, though.
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Harry is so under the thumb of Meghan, he'll be as bald as William in a matter of days.
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Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There -
08-06-2020, 02:47 AM
I see she just had her 39th Birthday Party. I'm surprised they didn't hold it at a nudist colony.
https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity...y-celebration/
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There -
08-06-2020, 06:19 AM
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Can you believe this? The LA Times tells us that the couple is feeling so at home in LA they are volunteer servers at a local soup kitchen.
Do you want a bowl of soup touched by that couple who has been in the dirtiest places in the world? They might carry viruses and who knows what else?
The President needs to send his plane and haul them back to England.
https://www.msn.com/en-ca/lifestyle/...tKi?li=AAggFp5
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Well now, isn't that special. Could that be a grouse soup, or perhaps quail bisque with game shot fresh from their "estate". If it's one thing that makes me puke it's the incessant virtue signaling among these insufferable ex-Royals.
Hey, hey, ho, ho, the ex-Royals have got to go?
Jesus didn't like virtue signaling either.
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And he spake this parable unto certain which trusted in themselves that they were righteous, and despised others:
Two men went up into the temple to pray; the one a Pharisee, and the other a publican.
The Pharisee stood and prayed thus with himself, God, I thank thee, that I am not as other men are, extortioners, unjust, adulterers, or even as this publican.
I fast twice in the week, I give tithes of all that I possess.
And the publican, standing afar off, would not lift up so much as his eyes unto heaven, but smote upon his breast, saying, God be merciful to me a sinner.
I tell you, this man went down to his house justified rather than the other: for every one that exalteth himself shall be abased; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted.
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Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There -
08-07-2020, 08:44 AM
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Jesus didn't like virtue signaling either.
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Jesus probably won't care for this nuisance-calling either.
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A little over four weeks ago, my wife and I started my wife ordered me to to start calling business leaders, heads of major corporations, and chief marketing officers at brands and organisations we all use in our daily lives.
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He doesn't mention that the switchboard operators refused put him through, or even attribute this tosh to its true author. The writing style reminds me very much of his late mother's step-grandmama, the terrifying pantomime Dame Barbara Cartland.
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Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There -
08-07-2020, 07:22 PM
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Jesus probably won't care for this nuisance-calling either.
He doesn't mention that the switchboard operators refused put him through, or even attribute this tosh to its true author. The writing style reminds me very much of his late mother's step-grandmama, the terrifying pantomime Dame Barbara Cartland.
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Jesus barfs every time someone uses the word "transformative".
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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