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Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! -
01-10-2011, 09:26 PM
Oops- The jerky-touching-calf-suckling remark was made by you. It's the 23rd post on the "What did you get for CHRISTmas" thread. Check it out.
Get over it. If you get to bag on me for being black, then I just might choose to bag on you for being white. I will not, however, do any white bagging on you if you quit the black bagging. Just sayin'.
And what exactly did I say that was anti-semitic? <----Don't make me call the ACLU on your racist posteriors. You guys are such assholes.
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! -
01-11-2011, 12:46 AM
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Oops- The jerky-touching-calf-suckling remark was made by you. It's the 23rd post on the "What did you get for CHRISTmas" thread. Check it out.
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I said "No-one in this thread brought up the subject of you masturbating with beef jerky whilst suckling a calf before you did. It just was not a part of this conversation until just now." That still stands. What I may or may not have said in another thread is irrelevant. If we're going to start discussing everything I've said and done during my lifetime, this thread is just going to becom completely imaginable.
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Get over it. If you get to bag on me for being black, then I just might choose to bag on you for being white. I will not, however, do any white bagging on you if you quit the black bagging. Just sayin'.
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Unluckily for you, even if you were as white as Jesus you'd still be a queer.
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And what exactly did I say that was anti-semitic?<----Don't make me call the ACLU on your racist posteriors. You guys are such assholes.
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Oh, come on. Calling the Jew a reptile? Hardly very subtle, now is it, David Icke?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! -
01-11-2011, 10:51 PM
Dude. I thought you weren't a jew anymore. As a non-jew, why are you offended by any supposedly anti-semitic remark? When I call you a reptile, I simply mean that you are of rather slimy, cold character. Nothing against jews. Or albinos.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! -
01-11-2011, 11:17 PM
Are these things going to usher in RA11, that is, "Rat Attack 2011?"
Bring it ON, biatches!!!
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! -
01-12-2011, 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by jennabenna
Dude. I thought you weren't a jew anymore. As a non-jew, why are you offended by any supposedly anti-semitic remark? When I call you a reptile, I simply mean that you are of rather slimy, cold character. Nothing against jews. Or albinos.
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I'm not a practicing Jew anymore, but that wouldn't be enough to save me from your buddy Hitler. Evidently it's a case of "once a shape-shifting space reptile, always a shape-shifting space reptile" in your book.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! -
09-09-2011, 08:56 AM
I don't see how anyone could have predicted that there could be any sort of power outage, let alone one so catastrophic, during 2011. To have narrowed it down to just one Nation out of all the world is further proof of God's power at work.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! -
09-12-2011, 11:04 AM
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He's Canadian, so why should he love America? Besides his fan base. And a lot of people drive foreign cars. Ferrari, Lamborghini, Volkswagen, Mercedes, and many other car brands.
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Because its a sin to hate a country that God loves, which is America.
Israel used to be Gods favourite country until the joos killed Jesus, America is the new Israel, a nation under God.
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! -
10-05-2011, 11:52 PM
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(4) People will discover Steve Jobs is dead and Apple will go bankrupt
Steve Jobs has already been dead for two years but Apple keeps pretending him to be alive so Apple's board of directors can still use his body for Gay sex orgies. At some point the smell will become too hard to bear though and the truth will come out.
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And AGAIN one of my predictions for 2011 has come through! I am certain even the most dedicated atheist will have to admit God exists now!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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