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Re: Helpful Gifts for Expecting and New Parents -
10-08-2008, 12:02 PM
I always give children's books as baby gifts.
Some favorites:
Maurice Sendak's "Where the Wild Things Are" or "In the Night Kitchen"
Byrd Baylor's "I Am in Charge of Celebrations"
Shel Silverstein's "Where the Sidewalk Ends," "A Light in the Attic," or "Falling Up," or "The Giving Tree"
Anything by Dr. Suess
Margaret Wise Brown's "Goodnight Moon"
Douglas Wood's "Old Turtle"
Anything by Beatrix Potter
A.A. Milne's "Winnie the Pooh"
Anything by Roald Dahl
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Re: Helpful Gifts for Expecting and New Parents -
10-08-2008, 12:23 PM
Leave it to Crotchie to buy innocent children books by a known sodomite. What's next, a pop-up version of The Leatherman's Handbook?
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Re: Helpful Gifts for Expecting and New Parents -
10-08-2008, 03:29 PM
I think a yard stick would be a nice gift. You can measure stuff and discipline children with it.
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Re: Helpful Gifts for Expecting and New Parents -
10-09-2008, 05:27 AM
We encourage all loving Christian parents to purchase THESE Godly children's books. They make excellent gifts too!
- Daddy, Why Did Jesus Kill Grandma?
- The Little Jew: Levi the Dancing Cockroach
- Donkeys Can Talk, People Can Fly, And a Man Named Jesus Lives Up in the Sky!
- Nancy Boy Chrissy, The Bed-Wetting Sissy!
- The Talking Snake Theory: Creation Science & History for Christian Children
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Helpful Gifts for Expecting and New Parents -
10-09-2008, 03:08 PM
Amen Pastor,
"Nancy Boy Chrissy, The Bed-Wetting Sissy!" Greatly helped my niece with her bed wetting predicament. Praise God!
And I still enjoy "The Little Jew: Levi the Dancing Cockroach" even as an adult. Good story to it.
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Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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Re: Helpful Gifts for Expecting and New Parents -
10-10-2008, 10:16 PM
My brother, Silence-before-Christ S Cumming, is writing a True Christian™ Children's Book. It is called "The Boy Who Laughed in Church: A sobering lesson for Young Children."
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Re: Helpful Gifts for Expecting and New Parents -
10-10-2008, 10:34 PM
Any gift that'll teach children to be seen and not heard is a welcome gift, indeed!!
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Re: Helpful Gifts for Expecting and New Parents -
10-12-2008, 06:11 PM
How about a 20-pound KJV Bible complete with Apocrypa? Ya can never go wrong with THAT!!!!. Oh...and make sure it's written in 1611, so the child can read very holy-y...
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Re: Helpful Gifts for Expecting and New Parents -
10-12-2008, 06:21 PM
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How about a 20-pound KJV Bible complete with Apocrypa? Ya can never go wrong with THAT!!!!. Oh...and make sure it's written in 1611, so the child can read very holy-y...
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That is a great suggestion friend, but it is customary for new users to post in the introduction thread. Please go there and tell us about yourself.
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Re: Helpful Gifts for Expecting and New Parents -
04-21-2009, 06:40 PM
Here is a gift any new mother could use. A baby mop. He/she is down there on the floor anyway scootching and rolling around, might as well make him helpful and clean the floor while he's at it.
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