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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Mr. Mayor, I saw the new family values posters you've had put up around town. I have to say, this one was very persuasive (see attached photo). It immediately quelled any urge to use p*rn out of shame that I not be considered a real man, like these upstanding gentlemen from the community.
The way Capt. Testrake is lightly caressing Dr. Jackson's shoulder and Col. Irwin is pressing up tightly behind him evokes thoughts of manly activities that do not require visual sexual stimulation. It's a powerful heterosexual image for the kids. How wonderful that these five men (who presumably don't), whatever else they do, will have their names associated with masturbation for all time. Let's give a hand to Dr. Warren Jackson, Capt. John Testrake, Col. Jim Irwin, Ed Provident, and Charles Mann for remaining firm.
I look forward to seeing more attempts like this around town. Congratulations.
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Thank you, Dr. Toole. The reaction to the billboards has been positive. One of the things we True Christians™ men enjoy is close manly fellowship. I thank God often for the close friendship Pastor Zeke has with his house boys.
Those Christians with a porn addiction can get together behind closed doors and thank Jesus in prayer for their liberation from that problem.