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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
10-10-2015, 03:38 PM
Donald Takes The Lead
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10-10-2015, 04:03 PM
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I just learned some wonderful news about Donald Trump. His last name was shortened way back from "Trumpet". The name Trumpet was available only to men who it was thought would herald the coming of Jesus.
Donald Trump, then, was chosen long ago to bring us the good news of Jesus' return.
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What a fascinating tidbit, Brother Mayor! Brother Trump is here to Herald in the Good News for ! He is a shining light in these bleak End Times!
You can call me a Trumpette!
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10-10-2015, 06:57 PM
I'm so happy that I can vote now, for such a godly president! He's the only person my husband likes, it's not hard, when people like Hillary are running. Why anyone would vote for her...
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10-10-2015, 09:22 PM
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What a fascinating tidbit, Brother Mayor! Brother Trump is here to Herald in the Good News for ! He is a shining light in these bleak End Times!
You can call me a Trumpette!
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What a charming idea, Sister Daisy Mae.
I think it would be wonderful if others among our beautiful ladies of Landover Baptist would sign on as Trumpettes!
By paying respect to the ancient Trumpet family for its linage of trumpeting the Good News, we will all become better Christians. We are so fortunate to be living in the moment the Trumpet family return.
Donald Trump, declare the Good News of Jesus Christ.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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10-10-2015, 10:23 PM
Trumpettes -- what a wonderful name for the ladies who support Trump! Why, I should start a group at my church, with my husband's permission, of course, so that we as women can support the men in getting President, ahem, I got ahead of myself, Mr. Trump get elected.
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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10-10-2015, 10:51 PM
It is a FANTASTIC idea.
I for one would blow you fine ladies to hear your praise, for Donald. Especially while eating Ms Daisy's crusty pie.
Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
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10-11-2015, 01:31 AM
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What a charming idea, Sister Daisy Mae.
I think it would be wonderful if others among our beautiful ladies of Landover Baptist would sign on as Trumpettes!
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I do, I do, I do!! Where do I sign?
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10-11-2015, 04:43 AM
The older, less vigorous ladies could have their own squad, the Senior Trumpettes, as they may have trouble keeping up. Maybe it could be shortened to the Strumpettes.
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10-12-2015, 01:54 PM
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I do, I do, I do!! Where do I sign?
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I'm thinking of a BIG political movement called TRUMPETTES ON THE MARCH!
Perhaps some big names would sign on right now, Michele Bachmann and Phyllis Schlafly.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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10-15-2015, 02:31 AM
Here comes Brother Trump to Save the Day!
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10-30-2015, 12:22 AM
Taking back October 31 with The Donald!
Pumpkins carved like the next President dressing down lazy liberals...
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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10-30-2015, 03:45 AM
Praise JESUS I have been away travelling with Mr. Donald. His jet strangely does not allow me to post on Landover Baptist at times. But he has asked me to perform as his personal Spiritual guide and I have agreed (after much negotiation).
Look for Mr. Donald to come out swinging with all of the fury of Christ Jesus in the coming days. Mr. Donald is ready to crush the Catholicks, pulverize the Presbyterians, and mash the Mormons in the coming days. Look for Mr. Donald to jump on the joos, eviscerate the Episcopalians, and assault the Amish. Brothers in Christ, Jesus is coming back into the United States of America!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
10-30-2015, 03:53 AM
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Taking back October 31 with The Donald!
Pumpkins carved like the next President dressing down lazy liberals...
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Donald will make soup of the opposition with those decorations.
Praise Jesus and thank God for Sister Mary.
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10-30-2015, 04:20 AM
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Look for Mr. Donald to come out swinging with all of the fury of Christ Jesus in the coming days. Mr. Donald is ready to crush the Catholicks, pulverize the Presbyterians, and mash the Mormons in the coming days. Look for Mr. Donald to jump on the joos, eviscerate the Episcopalians, and assault the Amish. Brothers in Christ, Jesus is coming back into the United States of America!!
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Amen, I wonder what he'll do to the Seventh Day Adventists?
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
10-30-2015, 07:22 AM
Mrs. Etheldreda, what a nice pumpkin! So much better than all the Satanic things I see all around me in California. I think I'll carve Mr. Trump's name into the pumpkins, so that at least heathens understand that it would be in their best interests to vote for Mr. Trump.
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10-30-2015, 07:29 AM
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Amen, I wonder what he'll do to the Seventh Day Adventists?
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The Donald knocked it out of the park - who ever heard of these Adventists anyway.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
10-31-2015, 03:10 AM
I've been on the streets of Freehold and around the Des Moines metro these last couple of nights. What I'm looking for are kids whose parents allow them ridicule Donald by wearing Donald masks for Halloween.
Fortunately, it is more popular to ridicule Obama so I have only had to scold a few children.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
10-31-2015, 04:12 PM
Friends, I do hate to be the fly in the ointment, but I must say I have some reservations about Mr. Trump.
For example, how do we know he is a Christian of deep conviction?
While I am pleased with his positions I am not encouraged from what I know of him.
He is from godless Manhatten, has been deeply involved in promoting the evils of drinking and gambling, and may have even been involved with the Mafia!
He is a whore monger of the highest degree. He owns "Miss Universe" an event that allows slutty women to show off their bodies shamelessly for the whole world to see.
He has committed the sin of divorce several times. For all you Christians who say divorce is "acceptable" just look at the words of Jesus. He said divorce is NEVER allowed.
While I do admit his current wife is easy on the eyes, she would be the first trophy wife first lady if elected.
On the other hand... I do like his convictions ( Although that humble, sainly old soul Ben Carson is my first choice!!)
How is a Christian to reconcile this man's all American agenda, with his less than perfect private life.
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10-31-2015, 04:33 PM
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Friends, I do hate to be the fly in the ointment, but I must say I have some reservations about Mr. Trump.
For example, how do we know he is a Christian of deep conviction?
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Because he is a close friend of Pastor Zeke, dear. Our Godly Pastor would not befriend a Hellbound heathen.
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While I am pleased with his positions I am not encouraged from what I know of him.
He is from godless Manhatten, has been deeply involved in promoting the evils of drinking and gambling, and may have even been involved with the Mafia!
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Mr. Trump may have sinned in the past. Let's be honest: who hasn't? The point is, that when he began to run for office, he repented for his past sins and accepted Jesus as his Savior. Praise Jesus!
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He is a whore monger a successful businessman of the highest degree. He owns "Miss Universe" an event that allows slutty women to show off their bodies shamelessly for the whole world to see.
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I've corrected that for you, dear. You're welcome.
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He has committed the sin of divorce several times. For all you Christians who say divorce is "acceptable" just look at the words of Jesus. He said divorce is NEVER allowed.
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Except for the sin of fornication. Mr. Trump. It's not his fault that he ended up marrying some fornicating whores.
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While I do admit his current wife is easy on the eyes, she would be the first trophy wife first lady if elected.
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So? If Hillary gets elected, Bill Clinton would became the ugliest first lady in the US history. Now, THAT would be a problem!
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On the other hand... I do like his convictions ( Although that humble, sainly old soul Ben Carson is my first choice!!)
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But, Carson is a copy cat who just steals Trump's ideas as if they were pies on a window sill!
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How is a Christian to reconcile this man's all American agenda, with his less than perfect private life.
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My dear, how DARE you judge such a Godly, Man as Donald Trump?
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
10-31-2015, 05:03 PM
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Friends, I do hate to be the fly in the ointment, but I must say I have some reservations about Mr. Trump.
For example, how do we know he is a Christian of deep conviction?
How is a Christian to reconcile this man's all American agenda, with his less than perfect private life.
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Donald Trump has testified as to his faith on various occasions. He testifies that he attends church most of the time on Christmas and Easter.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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