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Trip and fall -LOL -
01-12-2011, 01:09 PM
Hillary falls into plane! I just saw this on the news and will try to find a video for it.
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http://nation.foxnews.com/culture/2011/01/11/watch-last-step-hillary-falls-getting-plane
But whosoever shall deny me before men,
him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
~Matt. 10:33
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Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"
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Re: Trip and fall -LOL -
01-13-2011, 12:34 AM
Aw, she's may have bruised her ego... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Re: Trip and fall -LOL -
01-13-2011, 04:14 AM
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Now if only she had fallen off of it.
At 40,000 feet.
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Re: Trip and fall -LOL -
01-13-2011, 04:34 AM
Did she fall, or was she lunging to fellate the man in the plane?
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are un Godly among them of all their un Godly deeds which they have un Godly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which un Godly sinners have spoken against him.
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Re: Trip and fall -LOL -
01-13-2011, 04:41 AM
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Did she fall, or was she lunging to fellate the man in the plane?
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Brother, from what I understand, there is exactly zero percent chance of that being true.
If you catch my drift.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Trip and fall -LOL -
01-13-2011, 04:50 AM
Was she trying to escape the sniper fire again?
Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Re: Trip and fall -LOL -
01-13-2011, 04:56 AM
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Brother, from what I understand, there is exactly zero percent chance of that being true.
If you catch my drift.
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Oh,
my.
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are un Godly among them of all their un Godly deeds which they have un Godly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which un Godly sinners have spoken against him.
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Re: Trip and fall -LOL -
01-13-2011, 06:35 AM
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Brother, from what I understand, there is exactly zero percent chance of that being true.
If you catch my drift.
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Of course not! She's a married woman, and also involved with The Family.
She would never consider adultery.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Trip and fall -LOL -
01-13-2011, 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Brother, from what I understand, there is exactly zero percent chance of that being true.
If you catch my drift.
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Exactly because that "man" wasn't Janet/Johnny Reno.
But whosoever shall deny me before men,
him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
~Matt. 10:33
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Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"
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