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A Biden Presidency Would Lead To Perverse Sex With Cows -
10-28-2020, 05:55 PM
Sister handmaiden is a properly modest Christian woman, so she would never post something like this, but she did show it to me to express her concern. I think it's important enough to Salvation that we need to address the issue:
Pastor Amedia is the most clear-thinking Christian pastor in America today, after the clergy here at Landover Baptist Church. We need to listen to this man's words and vote accordingly!
Thankfully, now that we have a conservative Supreme Court, all forms of sodomy are going to be made illegal. Homosexuality, oral sex, a**l sex, masturbation, interracial sex, men who love women who used to be men who love men who used to be women, perverse sex with cows and chickens and dogs and porcupines, all of this will be a thing of the past as we return to our Biblical moral roots. GLORY! We can't allow Sleepy Joe Biden to undo that.
BTW, the video comes from Right Wing Watch, which is the single best source of informed commentary on the Internet. RWW!
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Re: A Biden Presidency Would Lead To Perverse Sex With Cows -
10-28-2020, 06:10 PM
Well now Brother Dnow, I think the pastor is using the internets as God intended them to spread a kooky viral message. He acknowledges as much when he refers to the Huffington Post picking up his video to mock him. The joke's on them - that's exactly what his plan was. I doubt he really believes people, even Democrats, will be queuing up to have sex with porcupines if Biden wins.
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Re: A Biden Presidency Would Lead To Perverse Sex With Cows -
10-28-2020, 09:40 PM
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The joke's on them - that's exactly what his plan was. I doubt he really believes people, even Democrats, will be queuing up to have sex with porcupines if Biden wins.
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Yes, he is a canny communicator.
I wouldn't be so sure about the porcupines, though. You can't put anything past the Democrats--this is the party that runs pedophile rings out of pizza parlors, remember. To check, I tried Googling "sex with porcupines." I really, really wish I hadn't done that.
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Re: A Biden Presidency Would Lead To Perverse Sex With Cows -
10-28-2020, 10:35 PM
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Yes, he is a canny communicator.
I wouldn't be so sure about the porcupines, though. You can't put anything past the Democrats--this is the party that runs pedophile rings out of pizza parlors, remember. To check, I tried Googling "sex with porcupines." I really, really wish I hadn't done that.
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As usual, Florida is ahead of the game with a law forbidding that specific act. This is why we need the laboratories of democracy, States rights.
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Re: A Biden Presidency Would Lead To Perverse Sex With Cows -
10-29-2020, 12:38 AM
Although I can understand why Nancy Pelosi's husband would rather have sex with an actual cow, I am glad Donald Trump will crush Joe Biden less than a week from now.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: A Biden Presidency Would Lead To Perverse Sex With Cows -
10-29-2020, 03:34 AM
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Although I can understand why Nancy Pelosi's husband would rather have sex with an actual cow, I am glad Donald Trump will crush Joe Biden less than a week from now.
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I'd rather be a cow than have sex with Nervous Nancy.
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Re: A Biden Presidency Would Lead To Perverse Sex With Cows -
11-12-2020, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by WWJDnow
Sister handmaiden is a properly modest Christian woman, so she would never post something like this, but she did show it to me to express her concern. I think it's important enough to Salvation that we need to address the issue:
Pastor Amedia is the most clear-thinking Christian pastor in America today, after the clergy here at Landover Baptist Church. We need to listen to this man's words and vote accordingly!
Thankfully, now that we have a conservative Supreme Court, all forms of sodomy are going to be made illegal. Homosexuality, oral sex, a**l sex, masturbation, interracial sex, men who love women who used to be men who love men who used to be women, perverse sex with cows and chickens and dogs and porcupines, all of this will be a thing of the past as we return to our Biblical moral roots. GLORY! We can't allow Sleepy Joe Biden to undo that.
BTW, the video comes from Right Wing Watch, which is the single best source of informed commentary on the Internet. RWW!
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To be honest, it sounds like some kind of nonsense. I understand there is a political confrontation, there are those who do not like Biden, but pulling out some fragments of a phrase from his speech, adding your context to them ... This is very strange and wrong!
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Re: A Biden Presidency Would Lead To Perverse Sex With Cows -
11-12-2020, 09:57 PM
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To be honest, it sounds like some kind of nonsense. I understand there is a political confrontation, there are those who do not like Biden, but pulling out some fragments of a phrase from his speech, adding your context to them ... This is very strange and wrong!
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Of course it is nonsense, any half intelligent person would know that. Sex with animals not only is wrong, it is pointless as it never results in a Man-Cow.
Leviticus 18:23
Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: A Biden Presidency Would Lead To Perverse Sex With Cows -
11-13-2020, 05:30 PM
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Leviticus 18:23
Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
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Not to mention it is disgusting.
For the next four years, we're going to see bestialist rights promoted by the Democrat party as their number one issue. Mark my words, they'll promote cow sex as safer because it doesn't lead to pregnancy or spread COVID or AIDS.
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Re: A Biden Presidency Would Lead To Perverse Sex With Cows -
11-14-2020, 01:22 AM
What about spongiform encephalopathy? And given its effect on artists, what sort of public art can we expect?
There's a saying, "The lunatics have taken over the asylum."
Are we about to see just what that looks like?
I'm starting to feel sick.
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Re: A Biden Presidency Would Lead To Perverse Sex With Cows -
11-14-2020, 02:13 AM
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Originally Posted by WWJDnow
Not to mention it is disgusting.
For the next four years, we're going to see bestialist rights promoted by the Democrat party as their number one issue. Mark my words, they'll promote cow sex as safer because it doesn't lead to pregnancy or spread COVID or AIDS.
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I can see it now: "BOVID stops COVID." We know that despite liberal protestations the slippery slope hypothesis is true. Why, everytime (((the media))) succeeds in normalizing another perversion, they just add another letter like trophies on a shelf. Lesbians, gays, and bisexuals - LGB. Trannies - T. Especially nelly and openly avowed fags and hippo dykes. - Q. Hermaphroditic abominations - I. Castrati and celibates - A. They're on the verge of unveiling P for pedophiles, having already laid a considerable amount of groundwork. The next logical step, of course, is zoophilia, which remains taboo outside of Australia, Wales, New Zealand, Africa, Japan, Texas, and the Arab world. After that I can only conjecture necrophilia and coprophagia will be on the agenda, but first things first, the "goyim" need to lay with beasts.
We must stop this!
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