Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > The introduction forum
Reload this Page I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#41)
Old
Rachael Van Helsing's Avatar
Rachael Van Helsing Rachael Van Helsing is offline
HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
Forum Member

Hellbound Heathen Cancer on Society Uppity Woman/Enabler Witch

 
Posts: 5,110
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Red Peking
Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.
Default Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there? - 05-15-2007, 02:13 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Reincarnation_Believer View Post
Thanks. Can you please explain HOW Mary is actually taken from Isis? Also, what exactly does Catholicism take from Paganism? It's all good and fine to make the statements you have, but you have offered no concrete details to support your assertion. Further, exactly HOW would Catholicism not exist but for paganism?
Sorry, sweetie, I hate to disillusion you about your religion, but these facts are concrete.

Almost the entire jesus myth is of Pagan (non-Jewish) origin. It blends the dying and resurrecting god of Mythraism and other Roman myths with the Gnostic picture of a divine being descending to an evil world to enlighten the chosen people.

When Constantine enforced xtianity as the official religion of Rome, even more details were added from Paganism, such as the dates of holidays. Xmas, Easter, all taken from Pagan dates.
To make it easier for people to convert from Paganism, of conversion.
And the Xmas tree?
Do you know the bible actually prohibits Xmas trees? Such things are Pagan, of course.
Firstly with the ancient Greeks decorating to Adonis, and the Ancient Romans to Bacchus.
The ancient Egyptians decorated trees as well, however the bible expressly forbids it.

Jeremiah 10:2-4
2Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.

3For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. 4They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.

And Easter, barely even changed from its Pagan origins. The egg, fertility symbol? From the Pagan festival of Oestara. Even the name is barely changed.

If you'd like to do your own research on the connections between catholicism and Paganism, I could provide you with a handy list of books you can check out for yourself.

Again, I'm not being mean or spiteful, merely pointing out to you what is, not what you wish was.



Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 05-15-2007 at 02:18 AM.
Reply With Quote
(#42)
Old
Reincarnation_Believer Reincarnation_Believer is offline
Unsaved trash
 
 
Posts: 38
Join Date: May 2007
Reincarnation_Believer is fearful, unbelieving, a liar, a whoremonger, and abominable. Has a place in the Lake of Fire secured.
Default Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there? - 05-15-2007, 02:52 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by OnYourKnees View Post
Even liberals support the war. Hitlery Clinton voted in favor of it. And leftist governors are even supporting it now: http://blog.oregonlive.com/politics/...war_is_ab.html

I assume this means that you believe all liberals are ignorant trailer trash?

Holy Trinity. Nuff said.

And are they True Christians from Landover Baptist Church? No. So your comments regarding them are not relevant to True Christians.

He who is not with God is against God.

Luke 11:23
He that is not with me is against me: and he that gathereth not with me scattereth.


Yes. You mock Him and His people with your hatred and bigotry.
About the war...I don't care what mamby pamby liberals have succumbed to the pressures in DC (or maybe they just want to avoid a small plane crash? Keep their families safe?), it's wrong. Anyone with half a brain can see this. It's the epitomy of hypocrisy when christians support a war in which people who had NOTHING to do with 911 are being slaughtered. These christians are unforgiveable, in my opinion.

As to the rest of your post, no comment.

But what is with your tag line? Fall to your knees and taste the love of Jesus? Eww.
Reply With Quote
(#43)
Old
Rachael Van Helsing's Avatar
Rachael Van Helsing Rachael Van Helsing is offline
HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
Forum Member

Hellbound Heathen Cancer on Society Uppity Woman/Enabler Witch

 
Posts: 5,110
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Red Peking
Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.
Default Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there? - 05-15-2007, 02:59 AM

Quote:
But what is with your tag line? Fall to your knees and taste the love of Jesus? Eww.
You know, I've wondered about that. Although, he probably meant it as entirely innocent, being a fundie and all. What are you thinking about?



Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
Reply With Quote
(#44)
Old
OnYourKnees's Avatar
OnYourKnees OnYourKnees is offline
On Extended Furlough
True Christian™
 
Posts: 4,784
Join Date: Nov 2006
OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there? - 05-15-2007, 03:11 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Reincarnation_Believer View Post
It's the epitomy of hypocrisy when christians support a war in which people who had NOTHING to do with 911 are being slaughtered. These christians are unforgiveable, in my opinion.
Those Muslims are squatting on American oil. Even that liberal Kulongoski from Oregon says so, and that we need to secure our energy future.

Naturally, our Godly GW Bush knew that the average American won't look up from watching American Idolatry long enough to understand "secure energy future", so had to use a bit of a ruse to get their full consent to start the war. He has ample precedent from God in the use of deceit to accomplish a worthy goal.

Quote:
But what is with your tag line? Fall to your knees and taste the love of Jesus? Eww.
It's not my fault you hate Jesus, and reject His Love!
Reply With Quote
(#45)
Old
Reincarnation_Believer Reincarnation_Believer is offline
Unsaved trash
 
 
Posts: 38
Join Date: May 2007
Reincarnation_Believer is fearful, unbelieving, a liar, a whoremonger, and abominable. Has a place in the Lake of Fire secured.
Default Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there? - 05-15-2007, 03:25 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
You know, I've wondered about that. Although, he probably meant it as entirely innocent, being a fundie and all. What are you thinking about?
Well.....just think of the word taste and eww at the same time. I feel like a pervert for even thinking it, but at least it isn't my tag line.
Reply With Quote
(#46)
Old
Reincarnation_Believer Reincarnation_Believer is offline
Unsaved trash
 
 
Posts: 38
Join Date: May 2007
Reincarnation_Believer is fearful, unbelieving, a liar, a whoremonger, and abominable. Has a place in the Lake of Fire secured.
Default Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there? - 05-15-2007, 03:29 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by OnYourKnees View Post
Those Muslims are squatting on American oil. Even that liberal Kulongoski from Oregon says so, and that we need to secure our energy future.

Naturally, our Godly GW Bush knew that the average American won't look up from watching American Idolatry long enough to understand "secure energy future", so had to use a bit of a ruse to get their full consent to start the war. He has ample precedent from God in the use of deceit to accomplish a worthy goal.
Busted! Haha! Now I know you're not for real.
Reply With Quote
(#47)
Old
OnYourKnees's Avatar
OnYourKnees OnYourKnees is offline
On Extended Furlough
True Christian™
 
Posts: 4,784
Join Date: Nov 2006
OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there? - 05-15-2007, 03:51 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Reincarnation_Believer View Post
Busted! Haha! Now I know you're not for real.
Based on what?

Ohhh, you have one of those anti-Biblical Catholic beliefs that God would never ever deceive anyone. Is there no lie Father Feelgood won't tell, to keep you tossing coins in the collection plate and ignoring his boy-buggering?

God deceives people regularly, and is quite proud of that fact.

Haven't you read His Word?

Jeremiah 20:7
O LORD, thou hast deceived me, and I was deceived; thou art stronger than I, and hast prevailed: I am in derision daily, every one mocketh me.


What will He do when the Antichrist comes? He'll make people believe the Antichrist, that He may damn them.

2 Thessalonians 2:8-12


8And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming:
9Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders,
10And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.
11And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: 12That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

He deceives prophets, then destroys them for allowing themselves to be deceived by Him!

Ezekiel 14:9
And if the prophet be deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I the LORD have deceived that prophet, and I will stretch out my hand upon him, and will destroy him from the midst of my people Israel.


What about idolatry? Have you ever wondered why there is such a high incidence of boy-buggery among the idolatrous Catholics? God MAKES them that way:

Romans 1:22-27

22Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,

23And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things. <-- that's idolatry -OYK
24Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
25Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
26For this cause [that is, idolatry -OYK] God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error, which was meat.

I hope this helps you understand a bit more about who God really is, and why Catholics are damned to eternal torture.

We here at Landover Baptist Church follow the entire Bible, not just the bits we happen to like; we speak the whole truth about God and Jesus, not the "Pink and Purple Clouds Hippie Lurve God" nonsense Pastors and Fathers Feelgood like to tell you.

I'm sorry if you find that disturbing, but it is no reason to question our veracity. Please look up any reference we give you and confirm its accuracy yourself.
Reply With Quote
(#48)
Old
Brother Temperance's Avatar
Brother Temperance Brother Temperance is offline
Senior Usher
True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
A very nice young man
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Real American™ Long service medal, 2nd class Christian Love Saved 5 Years The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking True Heterosexual™ Ex-Christ-Killer Public Awareness Medal Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus TC Bravery Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork Ex-Brit True Republican Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 15,647
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Yorkshire, hotbed of sin
Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there? - 05-15-2007, 01:00 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Reincarnation_Believer View Post
This is funny. If there were still REAL men around, it might at least make SOME sense. I hope you treat your wife like a queen and buy her nice stuff like platinum diamond rings.
There are still real men around. As yet, I am unmarried, but if Jesus ever does find a wife for me, she'll consider herself lucky if I allow her to buy soy sauce!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dagon_Believer View Post
Sorry, Rachael, but there IS a reason stereotypes come about. How is Catholicism more pagan than I realize?
Friend, does the phrase "fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads" mean anything to you?
Quote:
FWIW, I am not a little girl. I can wish I were, but it ain't so.
What is up with you weirdos trying to make yourself more attractive to paedophiles? Is this another Japanee thing, or what? Do you still wear your Catholic schoolgirl uniform?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reincarnation_Believer View Post
It's the epitomy of hypocrisy when christians support a war in which people who had NOTHING to do with 911 are being slaughtered. These christians are unforgiveable, in my opinion.
Friend, they worship Allah. Allah/Satan gave the orders for 9/11. Case closed.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reincarnation_Believer View Post
Well.....just think of the word taste and eww at the same time. I feel like a pervert for even thinking it, but at least it isn't my tag line.
Gosh, you Catholic schoolgirls really are sex-crazed, aren't you?


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
Reply With Quote
(#49)
Old
Father Maurice Lester's Avatar
Father Maurice Lester Father Maurice Lester is offline
Ring-kissing Papist dog
 

Hellbound Heathen Cancer on Society True Heterosexual™ Cathlick Five years in the service of the Enemy Condemned Aardvark Devil Evil Beastiality

 
Posts: 3,358
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Vatican City...where we keep the good stuff!
Father Maurice Lester Father Maurice Lester Father Maurice Lester Father Maurice Lester Father Maurice Lester Father Maurice Lester Father Maurice Lester Father Maurice Lester Father Maurice Lester Father Maurice Lester Father Maurice Lester
Default Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there? - 05-15-2007, 03:03 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by OnYourKnees View Post
Those Muslims are squatting on American oil...

And there you have it.

These Bendover Babtwits are not into reincarnation but are consumed with promoting a Be in Car Nation. Their only true aims are to steal oil for the primarily Japanese cars they now drive, take money from unsuspecting fools on the internet and attack the Church of Rome, the one true Church of Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.


Fringe cults like this give Religion a bad name and spoil the two thousand years of Godly work we Catholics have been doing since Jesus built his Church upon the rock of St. Peter.




Bless you, my future baby maker,
Father Mo





A Cardinal in the making.

Reply With Quote
(#50)
Old
SalvationSeeker's Avatar
SalvationSeeker SalvationSeeker is offline
True Christian™ Theologian
Forum Member
 
Posts: 3,979
Join Date: Sep 2006
SalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious Rapture
Default Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there? - 05-15-2007, 03:15 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Reincarnation_Believer View Post
Busted! Haha! Now I know you're not for real.
So you're saying that God never fools anyone?
Have you never even read the Bible? (But then, you're a cathylick, so I wouldn't be surprised if you haven't!)
Do read the verses that brother OYK posted, but also:

Behold, he breaketh down, and it cannot be built again: he shutteth up a man, and there can be no opening.
Behold, he withholdeth the waters, and they dry up: also he sendeth them out, and they overturn the earth.
With him is strength and wisdom: the deceived and the deceiver are his.
He leadeth counsellors away spoiled, and maketh the judges fools.
Job 12:14-17


If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
Reply With Quote
(#51)
Old
Reincarnation_Believer Reincarnation_Believer is offline
Unsaved trash
 
 
Posts: 38
Join Date: May 2007
Reincarnation_Believer is fearful, unbelieving, a liar, a whoremonger, and abominable. Has a place in the Lake of Fire secured.
Default Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there? - 05-16-2007, 02:30 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Temperance View Post
There are still real men around. As yet, I am unmarried, but if Jesus ever does find a wife for me, she'll consider herself lucky if I allow her to buy soy sauce!
Soy sauce? Hmmm...I love soy sauce. Soy sauce and Japanese or Chinese or Indian rice.


Quote:
Friend, does the phrase "fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads" mean anything to you?
No

Quote:
What is up with you weirdos trying to make yourself more attractive to paedophiles? Is this another Japanee thing, or what? Do you still wear your Catholic schoolgirl uniform?
I was raised a Lutheran and am converting to Catholicism (maybe). However, my beliefs according to the Beliefometer Test (available on the Net, I'll see if I can find it) are more in alignment with Sikhism. So, maybe I'll look at Buddhism, as there are for sure no Sikh establishments here.

Quote:
Friend, they worship Allah. Allah/Satan gave the orders for 9/11. Case closed.
You do realize, of course, that 911 was an inside job? This means our government did 911. This means Cheney ordered NORAD to stand down. This is why Georgy kicked back and read My Pet Goat to school children that fateful morning. You do realize that Prescott Bush (bush's grandfather) funded the Nazi war machine. You may know your bible, but I know 911 truth.

Quote:
Gosh, you Catholic schoolgirls really are sex-crazed, aren't you?
Hmm, I used to be, but I can't find a man worthy of me these days.
Reply With Quote
(#52)
Old
Reincarnation_Believer Reincarnation_Believer is offline
Unsaved trash
 
 
Posts: 38
Join Date: May 2007
Reincarnation_Believer is fearful, unbelieving, a liar, a whoremonger, and abominable. Has a place in the Lake of Fire secured.
Default Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there? - 05-16-2007, 02:40 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
So you're saying that God never fools anyone?
Have you never even read the Bible? (But then, you're a cathylick, so I wouldn't be surprised if you haven't!)
Do read the verses that brother OYK posted, but also:

Behold, he breaketh down, and it cannot be built again: he shutteth up a man, and there can be no opening.
Behold, he withholdeth the waters, and they dry up: also he sendeth them out, and they overturn the earth.
With him is strength and wisdom: the deceived and the deceiver are his.
He leadeth counsellors away spoiled, and maketh the judges fools.
Job 12:14-17
Ya'll keep quoting the old testament. Everyone knows that with the new testament all that old testament stuff is history. Ya'll need to get with the times.
Reply With Quote
(#53)
Old
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 20,000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth 50,000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Japan Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Provider™ award True Scientist™ Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher Special Mission (North Korea) Golden Bear Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! WisconSIN Shooting survivor Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club In Love With Zeke Bear Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Man of the Year True Christian Hotrodder Paula Deen Negro Support Group Gator Touched by Jesus 75,000 posts Man of the Year Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Mission to Korea Trump of GOD Uber Angels Driver Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Golden Bear Award Mission Long service medal, 2nd class Aardvark Asked questions later Heart of compassion Crown of Righteousness The Crown of Crowns Crown of Glory Crown of Incorruptibility Crown of Rejoicing Crown of Life BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Mission to the Philippines Clorox Cured Me QAnon Storm Chaser Anti-Biden British Royalty

 
Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there? - 05-16-2007, 02:48 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Reincarnation_Believer View Post
Ya'll keep quoting the old testament. Everyone knows that with the new testament all that old testament stuff is history. Ya'll need to get with the times.
Could "ya'll" show me exactly where in the Holy Bible that Jesus tells us that the Old Testament is to be ignored? Because "ya'll" couldn't possibly be further from the truth, sinner.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
(#54)
Old
OnYourKnees's Avatar
OnYourKnees OnYourKnees is offline
On Extended Furlough
True Christian™
 
Posts: 4,784
Join Date: Nov 2006
OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.OnYourKnees is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there? - 05-16-2007, 02:48 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Reincarnation_Believer View Post
Ya'll keep quoting the old testament. Everyone knows that with the new testament all that old testament stuff is history. Ya'll need to get with the times.
Apparently, you don't know your Bible very well, nor do you pay attention.

Two of the four verses I posted here are from the New Testament; 1 Thessalonians and Romans.

I've told you before, the word is "y'all". Contraction of "you all". Do try to keep up.

Last edited by OnYourKnees; 05-16-2007 at 02:50 AM.
Reply With Quote
(#55)
Old
Reincarnation_Believer Reincarnation_Believer is offline
Unsaved trash
 
 
Posts: 38
Join Date: May 2007
Reincarnation_Believer is fearful, unbelieving, a liar, a whoremonger, and abominable. Has a place in the Lake of Fire secured.
Default Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there? - 05-16-2007, 03:28 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by OnYourKnees View Post
Apparently, you don't know your Bible very well, nor do you pay attention.

Two of the four verses I posted here are from the New Testament; 1 Thessalonians and Romans.

I've told you before, the word is "y'all". Contraction of "you all". Do try to keep up.
Ok, ok. I'll read the verses.

I know what you said about ya'll, BTW.
Reply With Quote
(#56)
Old
Brother Temperance's Avatar
Brother Temperance Brother Temperance is offline
Senior Usher
True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
A very nice young man
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Real American™ Long service medal, 2nd class Christian Love Saved 5 Years The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking True Heterosexual™ Ex-Christ-Killer Public Awareness Medal Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus TC Bravery Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork Ex-Brit True Republican Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 15,647
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Yorkshire, hotbed of sin
Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there? - 05-16-2007, 04:13 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Reincarnation_Believer View Post
No
It's a reference to what your beloved Fuhrer wears atop his head.
Quote:
You do realize, of course, that 911 was an inside job? This means our government did 911. This means Cheney ordered NORAD to stand down. This is why Georgy kicked back and read My Pet Goat to school children that fateful morning. You do realize that Prescott Bush (bush's grandfather) funded the Nazi war machine. You may know your bible, but I know 911 truth.
What on earth does Prescott Bush funding the Nazis have to do with Jesus allowing Satan to send a plane full of ragheads to attack Jew York? Now you're just making yourself look stupid.


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
Reply With Quote
(#57)
Old
SalvationSeeker's Avatar
SalvationSeeker SalvationSeeker is offline
True Christian™ Theologian
Forum Member
 
Posts: 3,979
Join Date: Sep 2006
SalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious Rapture
Default Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there? - 05-16-2007, 04:14 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Reincarnation_Believer View Post
Ya'll keep quoting the old testament. Everyone knows that with the new testament all that old testament stuff is history. Ya'll need to get with the times.
I dare you to give me a verse for that, pagan. Jesus said:
Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets:
I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you,
Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
Matthew 5:17-18

Has the heavens and earth passed already but everyone missed it?
But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.
Matthew 4:4

And Jesus quotes Deuteronomy 8:3 (ie the OT) there^..
So does it really look like Jesus doesn't recognize the OT as valid to you?

The law (part of the OT) is works, and all true faith have works.
So when you say that it is gone, you show us all that your faith is false, and that you only follow your own ideas, not Jesus.
For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also.
James 2:26

Stop listening to that feelgood "priest" who's taught you what you "know".. He's lying to you!
And as a cathylick, you would do well reading Matthew 23:9..


If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
Reply With Quote
(#58)
Old
Reincarnation_Believer Reincarnation_Believer is offline
Unsaved trash
 
 
Posts: 38
Join Date: May 2007
Reincarnation_Believer is fearful, unbelieving, a liar, a whoremonger, and abominable. Has a place in the Lake of Fire secured.
Default Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there? - 05-17-2007, 01:10 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Temperance View Post
It's a reference to what your beloved Fuhrer wears atop his head.

What on earth does Prescott Bush funding the Nazis have to do with Jesus allowing Satan to send a plane full of ragheads to attack Jew York? Now you're just making yourself look stupid.
Because Satan had nothing to do with 911. It was the doing of Bushco, et al. I am not stupid. You are just ignorant of the truth. Not my problem you choose to live in blindness, but please do get enlightened.
Reply With Quote
(#59)
Old
Reincarnation_Believer Reincarnation_Believer is offline
Unsaved trash
 
 
Posts: 38
Join Date: May 2007
Reincarnation_Believer is fearful, unbelieving, a liar, a whoremonger, and abominable. Has a place in the Lake of Fire secured.
Default Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there? - 05-17-2007, 02:57 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
I dare you to give me a verse for that, pagan. Jesus said:
Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets:
I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you,
Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
Matthew 5:17-18

Has the heavens and earth passed already but everyone missed it?
But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.
Matthew 4:4

And Jesus quotes Deuteronomy 8:3 (ie the OT) there^..
So does it really look like Jesus doesn't recognize the OT as valid to you?

The law (part of the OT) is works, and all true faith have works.
So when you say that it is gone, you show us all that your faith is false, and that you only follow your own ideas, not Jesus.
For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also.
James 2:26

Stop listening to that feelgood "priest" who's taught you what you "know".. He's lying to you!
And as a cathylick, you would do well reading Matthew 23:9..
Ugh. All these Bible verses. On second that, maybe I cannot handle True Christianity. I am going to explore other options. See!! This is what happens when Baptwists try to convert normal people!

If you'd just talk sense, I could listen.
Reply With Quote
(#60)
Old
SalvationSeeker's Avatar
SalvationSeeker SalvationSeeker is offline
True Christian™ Theologian
Forum Member
 
Posts: 3,979
Join Date: Sep 2006
SalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious Rapture
Default Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there? - 05-17-2007, 11:19 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Reincarnation_Believer View Post
Ugh. All these Bible verses. On second that, maybe I cannot handle True Christianity. I am going to explore other options. See!! This is what happens when Baptwists try to convert normal people!

If you'd just talk sense, I could listen.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reincarnation_Believer View Post
Because Satan had nothing to do with 911. It was the doing of Bushco, et al. I am not stupid. You are just ignorant of the truth. Not my problem you choose to live in blindness, but please do get enlightened.

This isn't about any lack of sense on our part, it is about the fact that you only want to follow the parts of the Bible that YOU LIKE!
That isn't enlightment, it's ignorance and blindness, those very things you claim to dislike:
So you're not only damned to hell, but a hypocrite as well.

Nobody said God's truth was easy to understand for fools like you, nor that the way to Heaven was an easy one.
Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
Matthew 7:14

We do speak sense, you simply cannot understand it:
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God:
For they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
1 Corinthians 2:14


If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
reincarnation

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved