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Default Horrifying Advertisers - 01-18-2007, 12:08 AM

Pastors -

I clicked one of the advertisements on this page, for "southlakechurch.com". Imagine my horror! My comments are in RED.

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About Us
If you're like me, at some point you gave up on traditional church and religion. I had come to expect church to be unneccessary and religion to be irrelevant to my daily life.

At SouthLake you'll find great music, an informal friendly atmosphere and real life messages that make sense throughout the week. How lovely, for an evening at the social club. I thought this was a church?

For most of us, we've found there is a big difference between religion and a relationship with God. Jesus Christ did not come to start a religion. (Religion emphasizes rituals, rules and regulations.) Jesus came to invite us to a living, personal relationship! I don't recall seeing this in the Bible, do you, Pastors? It seems to me Jesus was here to emphasize the Law and replace animal sacrifices, much to the pleasure of PETA.

Many of us are new to the church. Including Pastor Kip, I'd wager. Hasn't read his Bible yet! I think you'll agree with us that this is a warm and welcoming place, a great place to get involved and discover God's love and purpose for your life. Apparently, the Bible has no place in this "church".
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MISSION STATEMENT: God's grace compels us to grow together in sharing the transforming love of Jesus Christ.

Some Observations about our Mission Statement:

1. It begins and ends with God, giving glory and honor to Him. In fact, our mission statement implicitly acknowledges the Trinity: God, the Father (beginning); God, the Son (end); God, the Holy Spirit (middle).Is GOD some sort of TIMELINE, now? This implies that God and the Holy Spirit are no more, and Jesus has taken over!

2. It expresses our dependence upon God's grace and love. It's God's grace that motivates us to continue the earthly ministry of Jesus Christ in all its fullness. It's His love that defines what this looks like as we are gathering, growing, giving and going.How do they know God, except through the Bible? (Which is not mentioned on the site!!)

3. "Grow together" implies both vertical and horizontal relationship. Horizontal relationship?! When we say, "grow together", we mean growing closer to God and to others in Christ Jesus. Both are essential.

4. "Sharing" is also a double movement. This is sounding more and more pornographic. The healthy Christian shares God's transforming love with both believers and those who have yet to know Him.

5. It reveals our expectation of life-transformation for every believer. We grow when we give away God's transforming love. Believers grow more in every way like Christ and the lives of unbelievers are changes as they experience God's love through human hands. And other parts, judging from 3 and 4 above!(2 Cor. 3:18)
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Default Re: Horrifying Advertisers - 01-18-2007, 12:23 AM

Wow. Sounds like they really *love* jesus. And when I say *love* I mean that they are seeking both a vertical and horizontal relationship! *snicker*



Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Default Re: Horrifying Advertisers - 01-18-2007, 03:43 AM

I don't understand how it's even legal for such a bastardization to call itself a "church". No King James Bibles? What do they do each Sunday, stand around wondering what to believe this week?
"What do you want to believe?"
"I dunno, what do you want to believe?"
It's shameful, and it's a dirty shame the liberal courts are tying our Godly President's hands when he surely wants to punish these sinners for false advertising.


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Default Re: Horrifying Advertisers - 01-18-2007, 05:43 PM

More namby-pamby "God is love" Liberal Christians.

They probably don't even believe in a literal hell! When will these sissy Clintonista Christians get a clue and realize that Jesus was an ass-kicking warrior?
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Default Re: Horrifying Advertisers - 01-19-2007, 09:34 PM

Three totally inappropriate ads posted on our Godly site!

Apparently, they think this is a Mary-worshipping, ring-kissing, altar-boy-sodomizing Cathoholic Church site!!
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Default Re: Horrifying Advertisers - 01-20-2007, 09:35 PM

I clicked on this one - http://www.oneinmessiah.net/ - and was shocked to find that it was full of joos who claim to have accepted Jesus as the Savior. Okay, I'm open-minded. Maybe they are full of remorse over their people's crimes and truly want to repent. But the more I read, angrier I become. It wasn't enough to temporarily murder Jesus, but now they want to pervert His Word?
I really need to go pray now, but I warn you. Don't click on that link if you don't have your King James Bible and the Armor of God with you!


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