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JcPenny: Pornography delivered to your home! -
07-24-2009, 06:36 PM
Friends in the LORD JESUS CHRIST, I have had it with the perverts over at JcPenny! They keep sending dirty magazines to my house! Every time they send me one of their depraved 'catalogs,' I scribble Bible verses all over it and send it back, but they don't get the message!
I am shocked and offended at the smut they plaster all over this lascivious magazine! Page after page of nothing but women in their unmentionables! Sometimes, if you look close enough, you can almost see the outline of a perverted nipple protruding with an exhibitionist's excitement!
The danger is not only limited to my sensitive Christian mind, but also to my poor empty-headed wife! Side by side pictures of women in their panties is a lewd suggestion of lesbian activity!
Also, they show pictures of men in their underwear as well, in attempt to excite harlots with credit cards and even the strongest of Christian men!
Of course these images are cleverly hidden admist home decor and various bedding products, so that the perverted material can be snuck into any Christian home without alarm. Imagine the countless number of children who innocently stumble upon this pornography and are lured into a downward spiral of self-abuse! No wonders our country is in the shape it's in!
I say a boycott is in order, along with a magazine burning in the streets! If you have any JcPenny catalogs, send them to me immediately so that I can organize the burning!
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Re: JcPenny: Pornography delivered to your home! -
07-24-2009, 06:56 PM
Talk about intolerable.
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Re: JcPenny: Pornography delivered to your home! -
07-24-2009, 07:03 PM
I am with you Bob! I remember years ago we had the same problem with the Sears catalog. Bobby-Joe's security boys had an envelope with some 'compromising pictures' of key executives. Never saw another Sears catalog after that. I'll send a PM to the DOF.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: JcPenny: Pornography delivered to your home! -
07-24-2009, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
I am with you Bob! I remember years ago we had the same problem with the Sears catalog. Bobby-Joe's security boys had an envelope with some 'compromising pictures' of key executives. Never saw another Sears catalog after that. I'll send a PM to the DOF.
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Mercy Mr James, I was jist gonna say da same thing bout that Sears Wish book...well that thing sure had Ole Sam a wishin. He could disappear in da terlet for hours. I knows he was lookin at dem wommin in der brazeires and bloomer! Had to throw the damned thing away before I could even look at it!
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Re: JcPenny: Pornography delivered to your home! -
07-25-2009, 01:35 AM
Brother Bob, I agree with you wholeheartedly. It is a well known fact that young teenagers and adults, if not granted access to hardcore smut like Playboy or internet porn, will satiate their carnal desires with a JC Penney or Sears catalog. There is absolutely no need to feature the lingerie on a living human model. Could not mannequins suffice?
I will now show you some pictures of this crass filth that is being peddled into homes all across America. These are shown only for educational purposes so we know what disgusting pornography is being distributed. WARNING: If there are children under 18 have them leave the room.
Look at this harlot! She is looking erotically into a camera, enticing the viewer to "come and get it". The soft brown hair drapes around her shoulders and her plump, firm bosom makes the viewer's heart beat faster. The worst part about it is she is not even wearing panties, allowing the viewer to entertain fantasies about what lies beneath...
This young vixen is showing too much skin! Look how low her panties are. She as at serious risk for rogue pubes to come into view. Notice how this slut emphasizes her curvaceous hips, seducing the male viewer. Disgusting smut!
JCPenney doesn't just sex it up with women...they do it with men too! This picture, believe it or not, came from JCPenney's official website. Needless to say, I do not need to explain this picture at all. Anyone who is not legally blind can tell you just how perverted and depraved JCPenney is when it comes to advertisements.
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Re: JcPenny: Pornography delivered to your home! -
08-04-2009, 05:06 PM
God forbid people see what a piece of clothing looks like in a catalog. This website is so misinformed.
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Re: JcPenny: Pornography delivered to your home! -
11-28-2009, 04:05 AM
Because you guys are SO much better than them "sluts" for calling them sluts, whores, harlots, etc. What if they saw you calling them this when this is their job and what they do to put food on the table and a roof over the house. What if I called you Christians sluts and whores. You'd hate it.
Stop being elitist jerks and ruining the name of Christians everywhere.
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Re: JcPenny: Pornography delivered to your home! -
11-28-2009, 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted by BobMover
Because you guys are SO much better than them "sluts" for calling them sluts, whores, harlots, etc. What if they saw you calling them this when this is their job and what they do to put food on the table and a roof over the house. What if I called you Christians sluts and whores. You'd hate it.
Stop being elitist jerks and ruining the name of Christians everywhere.
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The word "whore" appears in the Bible 65 times.
The word "harlot" appears in the Bible 48 times.
True, "slut" does not appear in the Bible, but the word "perverse" is there 29 times. "Adulterer" is there 12 times. "Lewd" appears 20 times. Or more liberal translations of the Bible, these words are sometimes rendered "slut".
Do you think God, author of the Bible, is an elitist jerk and ruining the name of Christians everywhere?
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Re: JcPenny: Pornography delivered to your home! -
01-09-2010, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by BobMover
What if they saw you calling them this when this is their job and what they do to put food on the table and a roof over the house.
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Well... one can only hope that they would realize they are living a life of sin and change their ways?
It is better to be a beggar on Earth and a king in Heaven than the other way around!
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What if I called you Christians sluts and whores. You'd hate it.
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If you did, then you would knowingly be lying. I would hate it if I encouraged you to commit sin and ruin your chances to go to Heaven.
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Stop being elitist jerks and ruining the name of Christians everywhere.
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The truth hurts. I would rather be a "jerk" and speak the truth about the Bible than be a false Christian and pretend it's fine to sin. Most Christians you encounter aren't Real Christians. They just wear some ornaments and that's it. They sin and lust all they want and pretend that's fine. Don't blame the people who are trying to help you.
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Re: JcPenny: Pornography delivered to your home! -
11-28-2009, 05:07 AM
correct me if I am wrong ,but what we have here a two perverts.
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Re: JcPenny: Pornography delivered to your home! -
11-28-2009, 05:17 AM
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I could tell you more stories but I don't think I should.
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Oh no! Why not?
Are you worried Daddy will wake up and hear you clicking on the keyboard and come up for his nightly 'visit'? Don't worry, he'll lose interest in a couple of years when you turn 14.
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Re: JcPenny: Pornography delivered to your home! -
08-25-2010, 06:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
Look at this harlot! She is looking erotically into a camera, enticing the viewer to "come and get it". The soft brown hair drapes around her shoulders and her plump, firm bosom makes the viewer's heart beat faster. The worst part about it is she is not even wearing panties, allowing the viewer to entertain fantasies about what lies beneath...
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Easy there my brother. Don't let Satan tempt you!
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Are you worried Daddy will wake up and hear you clicking on the keyboard and come up for his nightly 'visit'? Don't worry, he'll lose interest in a couple of years when you turn 14.
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This isn't a very Christian comment Brother Enoch. Satan has obviously invaded your mind. Repent!
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How would they feel if their mothers saw this kind of raw, virile, well-formed masculinity on display?
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This comment borders on latent homosexuality which is a sin. Repent brother, repent!
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Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher
The word "whore" appears in the Bible 65 times.
The word "harlot" appears in the Bible 48 times.
True, "slut" does not appear in the Bible, but the word "perverse" is there 29 times. "Adulterer" is there 12 times. "Lewd" appears 20 times. Or more liberal translations of the Bible, these words are sometimes rendered "slut".
Do you think God, author of the Bible, is an elitist jerk and ruining the name of Christians everywhere?
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The person who counted these terms isn't much of a Christian.
By the way, I hate to be the one to break it to you but God did not write the Bible. That is widely accepted as fact.
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Yesterday morning Emil and I went to the mall,It was very busy to say the least.I got separated form Emil and went looking for him. 45 minutes latter I found him standing in front of the Victoria's Secret store ,his face was beet red and his jaw was almost hitting the floor .In side some of the sluts that work there were walking around in their undergarments and high heals,one of them sluts was wearing THONG panties and another had on a black Teddi.I took me almost 10 minutes to pull Emil away from the window, I think he was in shock.What is the matter with them sluts ,the mall was plum full of kids and grown men,have they no shame?
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It sounds like he was sexually excited. Satan got to him.
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My word Lola, this is horrifying news! We should alert Officer Don and Rev. Jim immediately! These harlots need discipline, saving, and then more discipline!
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Are spankings mentioned in the Bible?
This Victoria Secret ad is even more disgusting than those JCPenney ads. The people who published this filth will surely burn in hell!
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Re: JcPenny: Pornography delivered to your home! -
08-25-2010, 02:44 PM
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Are spankings mentioned in the Bible?
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No, spankings are not mentioned. According to the Bible, you are supposed to beat your children with a rod. Look here for more info :
http://www.creationists.org/corporal-discipline.html
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Re: JcPenny: Pornography delivered to your home! -
08-05-2009, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Bob4God
Friends in the LORD JESUS CHRIST, I have had it with the perverts over at JcPenny! They keep sending dirty magazines to my house! Every time they send me one of their depraved 'catalogs,' I scribble Bible verses all over it and send it back, but they don't get the message!
I am shocked and offended at the smut they plaster all over this lascivious magazine! Page after page of nothing but women in their unmentionables! Sometimes, if you look close enough, you can almost see the outline of a perverted nipple protruding with an exhibitionist's excitement!
The danger is not only limited to my sensitive Christian mind, but also to my poor empty-headed wife! Side by side pictures of women in their panties is a lewd suggestion of lesbian activity!
Also, they show pictures of men in their underwear as well, in attempt to excite harlots with credit cards and even the strongest of Christian men!
Of course these images are cleverly hidden admist home decor and various bedding products, so that the perverted material can be snuck into any Christian home without alarm. Imagine the countless number of children who innocently stumble upon this pornography and are lured into a downward spiral of self-abuse! No wonders our country is in the shape it's in!
I say a boycott is in order, along with a magazine burning in the streets! If you have any JcPenny catalogs, send them to me immediately so that I can organize the burning!
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1. Do you even know what pornography actually is?
2. If you don't like this pictures so much, why are you looking at them so closely to see the girls nipples?
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Re: JcPenny: Pornography delivered to your home! -
08-05-2009, 06:33 PM
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1. Do you even know what pornography actually is?
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Yes! It's anything other than the Holy Bible KJV 1611 or Chick Tracts! Satan uses all manner of perverted secular literature to lead us into temptation!
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2. If you don't like this pictures so much, why are you looking at them so closely to see the girls nipples?
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Re: JcPenny: Pornography delivered to your home! -
08-06-2009, 06:25 PM
They get your address from mailing lists, even the phone book.
Sure, you can tell them not to send it, but the damage is done.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: JcPenny: Pornography delivered to your home! -
08-06-2009, 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Lailar
And the way they get on mailing lists and in the phone books is you approve your address of being put in there.
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Actually, no, you have to contact most companies and ask to be excluded (opt-out), which does not always work.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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