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Default My introduction - 03-01-2015, 08:25 PM

Hello! My name is James Nicklemore, and this is my introduction.
First off, I go to Iowa First Baptist Church. My favorite verse is Genesis 1:1, In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
The reason this is my favorite is because it shows the sheer power of God and how the universe was created, not by some atheist "big boom".
I only tolerate the King James Bible in my household, as it is the pure word of God himself.
My family was always Christian at heart, and I went to church as soon as possible. Sometimes, for bedtime stories, my mother would read us (I had three brothers and one sister) verses from the bible.
I have a wife who respects me, and three children (two boys and one girl).
This was my introduction thread. I hope to get to know all of you and worship God and Jesus together. Blessed day to all of you.
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Default Re: My introduction - 03-01-2015, 08:38 PM

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Hello! My name is James Nicklemore, and this is my introduction.
First off, I go to Iowa First Baptist Church. My favorite verse is Genesis 1:1, In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
The reason this is my favorite is because it shows the sheer power of God and how the universe was created, not by some atheist "big boom".
I only tolerate the King James Bible in my household, as it is the pure word of God himself.
My family was always Christian at heart, and I went to church as soon as possible. Sometimes, for bedtime stories, my mother would read us (I had three brothers and one sister) verses from the bible.
I have a wife who respects me, and three children (two boys and one girl).
This was my introduction thread. I hope to get to know all of you and worship God and Jesus together. Blessed day to all of you.
Mr. Nickelmore,

Well, that's a reasonable Introduction! We don't see too many of these. And congratulations on the two children and the half one. Are the offspring old enough to be homeschooled in Fear of God? How do you administer discipline!?

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That he no longer should live the rest of his time in the flesh to the lusts of men, but to the will of God.


The verse above is important to me. With it I can tolerate the marital duties that occur every 28 days after some frantic thermometer antics from my spouse followed by discipline. It is the will of Jesus. I can carry on until Rapture. Please, Lord Jesus, come quickly into me. How do you spread the Good Word to repulsive sinners?

Yes, a welcome. We'll see.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Default Re: My introduction - 03-01-2015, 08:48 PM

Dear mr. White,
I homeschool my children, as I do not want their minds to be corrupted by the public schools, what with their evolutionist teachers and all. I would send them to bible school, but I am afraid that they would not be using the pure king James bible, but some corrupt version made to accept joos in religion.
As punishment I have a beating rod. I made it myself, so that when I punish my children they think about the trouble it caused me to make this tool.
My daughter is sixteen, and I have purity balls once a month with her.
My sons are both eight years old, as they are twins.
Yours Truly, James
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Default Re: My introduction - 03-01-2015, 11:36 PM

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Dear mr. White,
I homeschool my children, as I do not want their minds to be corrupted by the public schools, what with their evolutionist teachers and all. I would send them to bible school, but I am afraid that they would not be using the pure king James bible, but some corrupt version made to accept joos in religion.
As punishment I have a beating rod. I made it myself, so that when I punish my children they think about the trouble it caused me to make this tool.
My daughter is sixteen, and I have purity balls once a month with her.
My sons are both eight years old, as they are twins.
Yours Truly, James
Welcome! I'm glad to meet a reasonable man. One question, why would you waste so much money on a girl. As a woman myself, I can tell you men are so much more valuable! Just by a Chasity belt on her and that's done!


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Default Re: My introduction - 03-01-2015, 11:42 PM

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Welcome! I'm glad to meet a reasonable man. One question, why would you waste so much money on a girl. As a woman myself, I can tell you men are so much more valuable! Just by a Chasity belt on her and that's done!
While it may be expensive to put on, I feel it is worth it to teach her to respect her future husband and not question him.
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Default Re: My introduction - 03-01-2015, 11:49 PM

I have a question. How do I get "promoted" and allowed to start threads on other forums than introduction?
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Default Re: My introduction - 03-02-2015, 12:23 AM

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I have a question. How do I get "promoted" and allowed to start threads on other forums than introduction?
Whoa there, friend. Slow it down a bit. You only just got here and you're already throwing a hissyfit, demanding special privileges. That doesn't leave a very nice taste in my mouth. We don't know you from Adam.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: My introduction - 03-02-2015, 12:33 AM

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Mr. Nicklemore, with all due respect, I would have patience. After all, the Department of Faith is very busy processing and managing everyone. Patience is a virtue, and I would focus on perfecting yourself before trying to preach or start forums. The forums here cover almost every subject, just try using the search button.


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Default Re: My introduction - 03-02-2015, 12:44 AM

I'm very sorry if a was to much in a hurry. I won't ask again
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Until then, use the "Search" function. With 10s of thousands of threads available to you, I'm sure there's something closely related.


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Default Re: My introduction - 03-02-2015, 05:52 AM

Hello and welcome. As others have mentioned, it is refreshing to see a reasonable introduction. However, it is important for others to get to know you better before you rush off into the sunset which is the other Landover 'forums' as my wife calls them. After all, Romans 8:25.

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Default Re: My introduction - 03-10-2015, 08:54 AM

hey dude. welcome to the forum. i don't think you should put your daughter in a chastity belt. let her roam free. let her have sex with many boys, maybe even girls too. you seem uptight like most of the other hardcore believers on this site.

you shouldn't punish your kids with a weapon either. that's child abuse. maybe a light spanking every now and then for very serious infractions.

also the big boom was totally real. lol. you should not let the people on this site feed you lies.

god bless ya, bro.
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also the big boom was totally real. lol.
What big boom? You mean the gas you let out this morning?


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Default Re: My introduction - 03-11-2015, 12:14 AM

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hey dude. welcome to the forum. i don't think you should put your daughter in a chastity belt. let her roam free. let her have sex with many boys, maybe even girls too. you seem uptight like most of the other hardcore believers on this site.

you shouldn't punish your kids with a weapon either. that's child abuse. maybe a light spanking every now and then for very serious infractions.

also the big boom was totally real. lol. you should not let the people on this site feed you lies.

god bless ya, bro.
I'm sorry that you are ignorant, and you obviously need advice on parenting, if you let your children be homerisexual. May I invite you to read the only true book, the Bible? KJV only.

Also I can not help you with your "special needs"
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Default Re: My introduction - 03-11-2015, 01:19 AM

Hello James,

Welcome to the forum! You seem like a respectable man. How did Jesus lead you to Landover?

Best regards,

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"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Default Re: My introduction - 03-11-2015, 03:52 AM

I now see that I did not write how I was lead to this holy place. I was editing a bible online to correct it, when I thought of something. Are there online churches? The answer is yes. That is how I was lead to this righteous website.
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Default Re: My introduction - 03-11-2015, 03:25 PM

Correcting an online Bible? That's awesome!

It is refreshing to find other folks who don't use the inter web to lust after shameless pornowhores.

Psalms 119:37 "Turn away mine eyes from beholding vanity; and quicken thou me in thy way."

What were you like before discovering Jesus? Besides certainly damned of course.


"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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