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Proof we TRUE Christians LOVE our Children for you Doubters -
04-11-2012, 08:10 PM
I have read several unsaved make cruel and disgusting comments about we TRUE Christians abusing our children. THIS IS NOT TRUE! We TRUE Christians love and care for our children as The Bible teaches us to. Why if you ever saw the loving home Pastor Zeke has provided his daughter Stacey you would know this is false. LANDOVER IS FIRST AND FOREMOST ABOUT THE CHILDREN
Take the example of Larry Cownie.
One night we in security get a call from Cownie's Maid that "Mr Cownie is having one of those nights again" Well normally we don't think much about what the domestic staff says since they are always whining about late pay, getting yelled and or being chain to there bed. But we figure, let's take a look anyway.
We come to Cownie's house and all the lights are on in the front yard. There is Cownie son Ted in only his underpants, gagged, badly beaten and chained to the lawn jockie in a puddle of his own blood and vomit. Larry Cownie is standing over Ted with a can of gasoline and lighter.
Well we tell each other Larry has really skipped his track for good, get out of our Hummvee and ask Larry what is up.
Larry did even look up and just kept watching Ted said "I wont lie officer Tabor. This is hardest moment of my life. The moment every parent dreads. I though I was doing a good job like Worthington does with his son but I was wrong. I made a horrible mistake and its up to me to fix it."
Seeing the look of utter horror on Ted's face I asked Cownie what did he mean.
"My only son Ted is a pervert. I got a copy of the Sports Illustrated Swim suite issue, don't ask were, and set it out on the living room table under my family gun as a test for Ted. I was hoping, praying Ted would do the right thing, the good thing and ignore it. But Ted broke my rules, moved the emergency gun without my permission and opened the magazine."
Ted was crying now and having the dry heaves. I asked Cownie what did he intend to do about it.
"Well as you see I punished Ted properly, but that's not enough Officer. Tomorrow it will be Vogue, then Golden Girl reruns, before you know it he will out in drag turning tricks in Chicago."
I asked Cownie if he meant to trannies on King or on Wood avenue. Cownie was sure his son Ted would be hooking in drag on Wood, that Ted had the scrawny twink look for that street.
"and you see officer, I can't let that happen. It is my duty to God and to my child to save him for that. So its tough love time"
Me and Joe Wintworth knew it was a family matter then, Larry would do the right thing, if it was the hard thing. We got back in the Humvee and drove away.
Now will you people admit we TRUE Christians take care of our kids?
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Re: Proof we TRUE Christians LOVE our Children for you Doubters -
04-11-2012, 08:17 PM
Was that the issue with Greg Louganis in the centerfold?
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Re: Proof we TRUE Christians LOVE our Children for you Doubters -
04-11-2012, 08:19 PM
1 Timothy 5:8 But if any provide not for his own, and specially for those of his own house, he hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel.
A good father looks beyond the secular world and to the eternal soul of his son.
My heart goes out to him for staying a True Christian™ and doing the right thing and to you for being an officer of tact and discretion.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Proof we TRUE Christians LOVE our Children for you Doubters -
04-11-2012, 08:24 PM
This is a horrifying story, Bobby-Joe, and I'm ashamed of you! How could you let this happen?
Nowhere in the Bible is immolation listed as an appropriate punishment. God commands us to drag the insolent child to the gates of the city, where he is to be stoned by the elders. Not lit on fire by his father.
You know better, BJ.
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You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
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Re: Proof we TRUE Christians LOVE our Children for you Doubters -
04-11-2012, 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
This is a horrifying story, Bobby-Joe, and I'm ashamed of you! How could you let this happen?
Nowhere in the Bible is immolation listed as an appropriate punishment. God commands us to drag the insolent child to the gates of the city, where he is to be stoned by the elders. Not lit on fire by his father.
You know better, BJ.
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As I am sure Nobar King will point out burning isn't a violating the Freehold homeowners association rules. My hands were tied.
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