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Default Holocaust Jokes - 01-05-2011, 01:51 AM

What is the difference between a bar of soap and a Jew?
A bar of soap lasts longer than one shower.
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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 01-05-2011, 01:54 AM

My grandpa died in Auschwitz....





He fell of the guard tower...
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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 01-05-2011, 02:08 AM

Why don't Jewish cannibals eat Germans?


Germans give them gas.


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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 01-05-2011, 02:13 AM

Why did Hitler kill himself?

He couldn't afford the gas bill.
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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 01-05-2011, 02:23 AM

Have you heard about the new German microwave oven?

Seats 8 joos!
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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 02-17-2011, 12:42 AM

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What is the difference between a bar of soap and a Jew?
A bar of soap lasts longer than one shower.

I apologize if this one has been added before (My friend's sister told me it). And I know its awful..

What's the difference between joos and pizzas?




pizzas don't scream when put in the oven..
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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 02-17-2011, 12:44 AM

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I apologize if this one has been added before (My friend's sister told me it). And I know its awful..

What's the difference between joos and pizzas?




pizzas don't scream when put in the oven..
So now the story has evolved so that joos were stuffed into the ovens alive? This is starting to sound like a fish story, every time it gets bigger and bigger.


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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 02-17-2011, 12:49 AM

Hitler and some other members of the Nazi party are campaigning in a local tavern. Hitler says to the gathered crowd, "When I become Fuhrer, I'm going to kill 6 million Jews...and one clown."

A member of the crowd shouts out, "Wait, why would you kill one clown?"

Hitler turns to the other Nazi's and says, "Ah HA! I told you no one would care about the Jews!"


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Hitler and some other members of the Nazi party are campaigning in a local tavern. Hitler says to the gathered crowd, "When I become Fuhrer, I'm going to kill 6 million Jews...and one clown."

A member of the crowd shouts out, "Wait, why would you kill one clown?"

Hitler turns to the other Nazi's and says, "Ah HA! I told you no one would care about the Jews!"
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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 03-30-2011, 08:58 PM

It was realy painfull to read this thread, not because of the holocaust jokes, but because most of the people are making fun of 6 million innocent people getting slaughtered by most brutal and inhuman ways, and when someone makes one joke of Jesus you guys get mad. Seriously.... And anyways what's up whit all this hating I see? Doesn't bible teach to love even your enemies?
To love your neighbours?
It realy starts to seem that Jesus died in vain.
I personaly think it's okay to laugh at everything if you can laugh at yourself. A bit of self-sarcasm has never hurted anybody, so maybe next time you laugh at a joke about lots of people getting stupid reasons you will think of americas sivil war for example.

Sorry I don't mean to be a killjoy so I'm gonna try to contribute to this thread whit some low-brow humour.

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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 02-17-2011, 01:08 AM

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So now the story has evolved so that joos were stuffed into the ovens alive? This is starting to sound like a fish story, every time it gets bigger and bigger.

I do not know I just repeated it. I am sorry if that was a bad joke, I did not mean for it to be, I can try to delete it if you wish.
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To calm the situation, Jesus said: "Whoever is without sin among you, let them cast the first stone."

Suddenly, an old lady at the back of the crowd picked up a huge rock and lobbed it at the young woman, scoring a direct hit on her head. The unfortunate young lady collapsed dead on the spot.

Jesus looked over towards the old lady and said: "Do you know, Mother, sometimes you really piss me off."
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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 02-17-2011, 06:33 AM

Really? Am I really understanding this thread? Jewish or not, the slaughter of millions of people just for WHO THEY ARE is piffleing wrong. You're disgusting. I made this account to troll and was having a mighty good time until I found this thread. People like you are the reason why this world is such a shithole right now. You fight and squabble over religion and it tears nations and people apart.

Disgusting. Truly, truly disgusting.
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I do not know I just repeated it. I am sorry if that was a bad joke, I did not mean for it to be, I can try to delete it if you wish.
Oh no, I didn't have a problem with the joke. I just find that the story is getting bigger every time I hear it.


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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 03-21-2011, 09:31 AM

What was the favorite pastime game of the camp guards? "The last couple out of the oven". We have a kids' game called that here in Finland.
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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 03-13-2011, 03:44 PM

Given the fact that Hitler was a homosexual like myself, I think this is entertaining! Thank you to all of you for making jokes about millions of dieing people! You do SATAN'S work well! You please him!
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Hello heathen.

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Given the fact that Hitler was a homosexual
Yes, and he was ring-kissing Mary worshiper too so he surely is burning in hell.

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That IS a good joke, but in wrong place. This section is about holocaust jokes. Anyway, since Jesus has send you to God's favorite forum in internet, you should read this; (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5610) and then make introduction post here; (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16) before further posting.

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Given the fact that Hitler was a homosexual like myself, I think this is entertaining! Thank you to all of you for making jokes about millions of dieing people! You do SATAN'S work well! You please him!
Nonsense...Hitler was not gay. Maybe some jews died under his leadership, but that gives you not the right to call him a sodomite.
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