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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 12-14-2011, 01:41 PM

A catholic preist & a rabbi were walking down the street, when they saw a young boy playung. The priest said , "Man I'd like to piffle him" the rabbi replied;.," Out of what"
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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 12-15-2011, 09:10 AM

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Between rallying against Gays AND Palestine, he must have a busy schedule. Achmedinijad on the other hand has time to go to Disneyland.
What does that tell you ?
That Achmedinijad is looking for some little boys to play with.


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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 01-03-2012, 04:20 PM

What do you do with a Joo with ADHD? Put them in concentration camp!


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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 02-19-2012, 04:04 PM

how do you kill two jews?
throw a penny on the floor and they will fight to the death.
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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 02-19-2012, 10:13 PM

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how do you kill two jews?
throw a penny on the floor and they will fight to the death.
Why are you French so racist?


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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 02-22-2012, 10:21 PM

A Jew was playing with an ashtray, when Hitler comes by and asks: "Are you looking for someone?"

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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 02-23-2012, 04:36 AM

I wish this was a joke: A Mormon baptizes a famous dead jewess....


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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 03-01-2012, 07:36 PM

What does a chinaman do when he has an erection?
He votes!


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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 03-01-2012, 07:37 PM

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Lawd this here fo Jew cause I done thought yous been sayin Chew, sorry


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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 04-19-2012, 04:34 PM

Hey come on now! Stop making holocaust jokes, they are so hurtful Anne Frankly I won't stand for it.



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True, they ARE easily distracted. Just flip a quarter past one and see what happens.
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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 04-20-2012, 08:32 PM

What did the brit gypsy say to the joo?

Well Done, chap! I heard your wife is a medium!


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True, they ARE easily distracted. Just flip a quarter past one and see what happens.
You are right. But why don't we gas them instead?
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Um, are you being racist in a light hearted thread?
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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 04-21-2012, 01:56 AM

Q: Where did the Jew go after being separated from his family (who were used for medical experimentation), loaded onto a cattle car, subjected to forced labor until he lost 80 pounds, and gassed with Zyklon B along with 200 of his closest friends, with his skin being used to make lampshades, tapestries, and tiny little shoes afterward?







































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A: THE FIERY PITS OF HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY, along with everyone else who rejects Jesus Christ's temporary sacrifice (John 3:18).






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He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision.


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And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 04-29-2012, 06:53 AM

Two kids are haveing a fight at a concetration camp.
One kids takes a handfull of gravel to toss at the other.

The other says: Hey! no getting parents involved!



Hitler stands on a cliffside telling a jew to position himself on the cliff edge:

"Now put your hands like this.. good." Hitler pushes the jew. another jew is forced in.
A nazi officer comes to hitler and says: "Sir we..."
Hitler cuts him off mid-sentence: "How many times i told you not to bother me while im playing tetris!"
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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 04-29-2012, 07:00 AM

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Hitler stands on a cliffside telling a jew to position himself on the cliff edge:

"Now put your hands like this.. good." Hitler pushes the jew. another jew is forced in.
A nazi officer comes to hitler and says: "Sir we..."
Hitler cuts him off mid-sentence: "How many times i told you not to bother me while im playing tetris!"
That joke makes my brain hurt from having to think about it. Stop it!

Santa is not a jew because he goes down the chimney, now THAT's funny!
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Default Re: Holocaust Jokes - 05-03-2012, 10:45 PM

he was a Jew
There are real believers of God and there are stupid ignorant mormons like you!
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