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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 06-25-2010, 02:20 AM

#5 Women should be silent and serve their husbands!
mmm. No Thanks

#4 Women are seduced into slutty behavior!
Nothing like slutty behavior!

#3 Internet turns women into lesbians!
Postive effect of the internet

#2 Women are seduced to behave like witches!
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#1 Women are too stupid to be on the Internet!
Are you scared of girl power.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 06-25-2010, 02:27 AM

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#5 Women should be silent and serve their husbands!
mmm. No Thanks

#4 Women are seduced into slutty behavior!
Nothing like slutty behavior!

#3 Internet turns women into lesbians!
Postive effect of the internet

#2 Women are seduced to behave like witches!
?

#1 Women are too stupid to be on the Internet!
Are you scared of girl power.

Are you scared of GOD power??? Because you really should be!!!
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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 06-25-2010, 02:31 AM

No. God loves me also. I pray to her every night
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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 06-25-2010, 02:32 AM

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No. God loves me also. I pray to her every night
HER???!!! Dude, you've lost your freaking mind. That is, if you had one to start with
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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 06-25-2010, 02:36 AM

I have not lost my mind. I pray to God and she answers my prayers
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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 06-25-2010, 02:38 AM

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I have not lost my mind. I pray to God and she answers my prayers
Please repeat after me until you regain sanity:

God
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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 06-25-2010, 02:42 AM

Then why does she answer my prayers.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 06-25-2010, 02:48 AM

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Then why does she answer my prayers.
"She" doesn't, it is mere coincidence, you foolish harlot!!! Imaginary beings can't do anything!!!!
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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 06-25-2010, 02:53 AM

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"She" doesn't, it is mere coincidence, you foolish harlot!!! Imaginary beings can't do anything!!!!
Are you saying God is not real and she does not exist. You will go to hell for not believing in God.

Why would you call me a harlot. What have I done to you. Please pray to God and ask her to forgive you.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 06-25-2010, 02:57 AM

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Are you saying God is not real and she does not exist. You will go to hell for not believing in God.

Why would you call me a harlot. What have I done to you. Please pray to God and ask her to forgive you.
I believe in the REAL God, and HE, that is correct, HE will send YOU to hell for worshiping false gods!!! Further more, I called you a harlot because I could not think of a better term that wouldn't be CENSORED!!!
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I believe in the REAL God, and HE, that is correct, HE will send YOU to hell for worshiping false gods!!! Further more, I called you a harlot because I could not think of a better term that wouldn't be CENSORED!!!
I do believe in the REAL GOD. The God that sent her son Jesus to world. I love God & Jesus. I will pray for you for thinking and saying such sinful words.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 06-25-2010, 03:40 AM

Angelique. I have prayed for you and sent you a Hug & a Kiss since you are fellow sister of the lord.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 06-25-2010, 03:53 AM

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Angelique. I have prayed for you and sent you a Hug & a Kiss since you are fellow sister of the lord.
Listen to me, and listen good. First of all, God is not female, ok???? That is just ridiculous!!!! Second, learn how to use the SHIFT key!! When talking about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, ALWAYS begin "Lord" with a CAPITAL "L", you hear? Third, don't put me in your silly little prayers to FALSE gods, got it??
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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 06-25-2010, 04:20 AM

I will take your kind words and remember to spell Lord with a capital "L". I am sure God will be merciful and forgive me. She is caring and loving. I will pray for you and tell the Lord that you did not mean to call her a false God. My thoughts are with you, my fellow sister of the Lord.
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Talking Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 06-25-2010, 04:27 AM

Oh gosh, you have inspired me so much! thank you for that lovely post!






cranky old man.

first of all, STFU.

people like you are part of the reason the world still sucks.
the world, which by the way, IS FREAKING ROUND.

you kind of people are the ones who should rot in hell.

but you know what,
GOD IS MERCIFUL TO EVERYONE
so you probably arent going to.

god loves everyone.
black, white, asian, european, whatever the hell else there is.

if someone is gay, straight, transexual or whatever,
guess what?

GOD MADE THEM THAT WAY ON PURPOSE.

so ALL OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP AND GO DIE IN A FIRE.



By the way:
IM A FEMALE.
IM WHITE AND HISPANIC
and i dont care whether or not you say im going to hell,
because i have a great relationship with God, and he has helped me through things that i couldnt have gotten through without him.
god loves me, regardless of what you idiots all say.

PEACE OUT B*TCHES

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Talking Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 06-25-2010, 04:32 AM

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Listen to me, and listen good. First of all, God is not female, ok???? That is just ridiculous!!!! Second, learn how to use the SHIFT key!! When talking about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, ALWAYS begin "Lord" with a CAPITAL "L", you hear? Third, don't put me in your silly little prayers to FALSE gods, got it??
hahahhahah. oh i laugh at your stupidity.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 06-25-2010, 04:36 AM

Very true, God made everyone and loves everyone.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 06-25-2010, 04:50 AM

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Very true, God made everyone and loves everyone.
"Jesus does not hate anyone."

That's not true. God hates the sin AND the sinner, and Jesus is God (John 10:30 I and my Father are one.).

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Lev 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.

Hosea 9:15 All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.
Please read the WHOLE Bible before it's too late.

Before you complain about the the fact that the verses I cited were from the Old Testament, as if that somehow makes them worthless, consider this:

In the Old Testament, it says that God hates "all workers of iniquity" (Ps 5:5).

In the New Testament, what does Jesus say that he is going to do to these workers of iniquity? Is he going to love them? Is he going to be their pal, and tell them that it's ok to be themselves? Let's see...

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Matt 13:41-42 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
I pray that you have found this enlightening.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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#5 Women should be silent and serve their husbands! mmm. No Thanks
Have fun in hell!

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Have fun in hell!

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Have fun in hell!

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Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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