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Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint! -
07-12-2008, 11:11 AM
"Our churches favorite scholar Andrew graduated at the top of his class in school."
Homeschooled, I would venture to say.
"And btw God does not play favorites."
Excuse me, but, why is it Jesus has blessed this Church more than any other over the years? Jesus knows we follow the KJV 1611 Bible TO THE LETTER plus we don't sugarcoat what Jesus says, That, alone, gives Jesus cause to make this HIS Favorite Church!! I am not giving you any further creedence as far as your homer boyfriend is concerned so just go play in the middle of some busy freeway.
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Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint! -
07-12-2008, 12:01 PM
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and btw God does not play favorites.
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They teach you that in Docter school? Try cracking the KJV now and then.
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9 For this is the word of promise, At this time will I come, and Sarah shall have a son. 10 And not only this; but when Rebecca also had conceived by one, even by our father Isaac; 11 (For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth 12 It was said unto her, The elder shall serve the younger. 13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
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That's before the boys were even born. No favorites? God knows who the pustules of humanity are even before their demon seed crawls into their whore mother's womb. (A truth I'm sure you identify with).
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Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint! -
07-12-2008, 12:20 PM
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First off, to be unbiased and impartial, you have to do not favor one over the other. Second, If you had any integrity, you would not qoute this "Department Of Faith" which I noticed favors you people over someone who argues with you. You wanna judge people, which is not your place to do so. remember, Judge not lest ye be judged"
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How about this verse too?
Leviticus 19:15
In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
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Our churches favorite scholar Andrew graduated at the top of his class in school. and btw God does not play favorites.
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You are pimple-zillas fag boyfriend according to the most recent DOF reports. Why don't you just give up the charade and confess. You are completely unfamiliar with the Holy Bible and have never set foot inside a church. You are here to defend your perverted unGodly relationship with Andrew, pure and simple. Jesus sees through your childish subterfuge.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint! -
07-15-2008, 04:59 AM
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How about this verse too?
Leviticus 19:15
In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
You are pimple-zillas fag boyfriend according to the most recent DOF reports. Why don't you just give up the charade and confess. You are completely unfamiliar with the Holy Bible and have never set foot inside a church. You are here to defend your perverted unGodly relationship with Andrew, pure and simple. Jesus sees through your childish subterfuge.
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Weird but almost as though this Department of Faith is saying excactly what you want it to say about people. and btw Im not the one changing the usernames of people who disagree with you and lying about them. You can be shut down for making false statements.
Those who have sinned must not speak, Those who have betrayed themselves for a false God must suffer.
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Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint! -
07-15-2008, 05:15 AM
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Weird but almost as though this Department of Faith is saying excactly what you want it to say about people. and btw Im not the one changing the usernames of people who disagree with you and lying about them. You can be shut down for making false statements.
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We'd have to make false statements first, bedwetter.
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07-15-2008, 05:30 AM
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We'd have to make false statements first, bedwetter.
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Calling me a bedwetter when I am not, That is a false statement. Second, telling everyone I have pimples when I dont, thats two. and telling everyone that WWE is turning people gay, Three strikes
and ur out.
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07-15-2008, 05:44 AM
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Calling me a bedwetter when I am not, That is a false statement. Second, telling everyone I have pimples when I dont, thats two. and telling everyone that WWE is turning people gay, Three strikes
and ur out.
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You said yourself that you wet the bed. If you lied, I can't help that. Strike 1.
Sister Mary Maria AND the DOF report BOTH say you have pimples, therefore you must, as neither Sister Mary Maria nor the DOF, a high-level government agency, would lie. True. Strike 2.
I said that WWE consists of scantily-clad, oiled muscular men molesting one another on stage and arousing the lusts of young men. True. Strike 3.
Hey, here's an idea: Why don't you leave and stop your game playing before Rodimer has you arrested for identity theft? Or at least stop insulting our fully-investigated members and wasting Jesus' time with your idiocy!!
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07-15-2008, 05:56 AM
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You said yourself that you wet the bed. If you lied, I can't help that. Strike 1.
Sister Mary Maria AND the DOF report BOTH say you have pimples, therefore you must, as neither Sister Mary Maria nor the DOF, a high-level government agency, would lie. True. Strike 2.
I said that WWE consists of scantily-clad, oiled muscular men molesting one another on stage and arousing the lusts of young men. True. Strike 3.
Hey, here's an idea: Why don't you leave and stop your game playing before Rodimer has you arrested for identity theft? Or at least stop insulting our fully-investigated members and wasting Jesus' time with your idiocy!!
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the DOF cannot determine someone's personal appearance, nor can anyone on this site.
Also I was qouting someone I was counseling, you twisted my words. I never said I wet the bed. And stop embarrasing the FSCA by insisting that your fake Rodimer is the real one. also WWE doesnt molest one another.
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07-15-2008, 06:24 AM
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the DOF cannot determine someone's personal appearance, nor can anyone on this site.
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That's right. You keep on believing that it ends at warrantless wiretaps.
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07-15-2008, 03:47 PM
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You can be shut down for making false statements.
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Which communist country were you referring to?
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also WWE doesnt molest one another.
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07-15-2008, 06:04 PM
I don't think I need to add anything to this "discussion", as my Godly friends at Landover Baptist Church have already investigated me and cleared my name.
MY name, Andrew. MY name.
However, I may just take Sister Jenny's suggestion and explore legal action against you for identity fraud. Perhaps some jailtime would be good for you. Make you into a man, instead of a whiny little queerboy who soils his soul while gazing lovingly at sweaty, hunky men grappling each other in Speedos (or less).
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07-16-2008, 02:35 AM
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I don't think I need to add anything to this "discussion", as my Godly friends at Landover Baptist Church have already investigated me and cleared my name.
MY name, Andrew. MY name.
However, I may just take Sister Jenny's suggestion and explore legal action against you for identity fraud. Perhaps some jailtime would be good for you. Make you into a man, instead of a whiny little queerboy who soils his soul while gazing lovingly at sweaty, hunky men grappling each other in Speedos (or less).
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When the real Rodimer files charges against you, you will be up the creek meladdo. Keep the charade up as long as you like. Considering a paticular group of Christian ministers are trying to rid the world of Sinners, I think bearing false witness will make you next. Wanna know what Im talking about? Wait for my thread.
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07-16-2008, 05:42 AM
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When the real Rodimer files charges against you, you will be up the creek meladdo. Keep the charade up as long as you like. Considering a paticular group of Christian ministers are trying to rid the world of Sinners, I think bearing false witness will make you next. Wanna know what Im talking about? Wait for my thread.
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Pastors, this child bores me.
Can't we make him more interesting somehow?
Maybe the DOF should take him down and bring him in for "observation". Then, we could prove that he truly has horrible acne AND wets himself.
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07-16-2008, 01:00 PM
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When the real Rodimer files charges against you, you will be up the creek meladdo. Keep the charade up as long as you like. Considering a paticular group of Christian ministers are trying to rid the world of Sinners, I think bearing false witness will make you next. Wanna know what Im talking about? Wait for my thread.
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Andy-cakes, you are on your way to the lake of fire pal. We're trying to help you avoid an eternity of having your asshole ripped open by satan's huge tallywacker, but you have to meet us halfway here.
If you persist in making these childish threats, then we'll have to stick you in Quarantine with the other unrepentant perverts. So straighten up and fly right boy! You eternal soul (and your poop chute) depend on it.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint! -
07-16-2008, 04:25 PM
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Weird but almost as though this Department of Faith is saying excactly what you want it to say about people. and btw Im not the one changing the usernames of people who disagree with you...
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Are you trying to claim that we changed "Docter" Oragina Julia's name to make him look like an idiot? Sorry, but the good Docter did that one all by himself.
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When the real Rodimer files charges against you, you will be up the creek meladdo. Keep the charade up as long as you like. Considering a paticular group of Christian ministers are trying to rid the world of Sinners, I think bearing false witness will make you next. Wanna know what Im talking about? Wait for my thread.
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Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint! -
07-16-2008, 04:33 PM
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When the real Rodimer files charges against you, you will be up the creek meladdo.
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Andrew, you know as well as I do that I am NOT a "meladdo" like Barack O'Sambo!
The correct spelling is " mulatto".
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Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint! -
06-14-2010, 11:18 PM
Is this still here?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint! -
06-16-2010, 05:35 PM
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Is this still here?
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. . . and I'm still not a mixed-race abomination like Obama.
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