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Default God Punishes Oral Sex Sodomists with Mouth Cancer! Glory! - 02-28-2011, 11:56 PM

Brother Portway posted a thread about a retarded oral sexual predator here. It reminded me that the feeble minded whore who attacked that poor man also likely gave him penis cancer as well!

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The study, which appears in this week's New England Journal of Medicine, shows that men and women who reported having six or more oral-sex partners during their lifetime had a nearly ninefold increased risk of developing cancer of the tonsils or at the base of the tongue. Of the 300 study participants, those infected with HPV were also 32 times more likely to develop this type of oral cancer than those who did not have the virus. These findings dwarf the increased risk of developing this so-called oropharyngeal cancer associated with the two major risk factors: smoking (3 times greater) or drinking (2.5 times greater). HPV infection drives cancerous growth, as it is widely understood to do in the cervix. But unlike cervical cancer, this type of oral cancer is more prevalent in men.
It turns out that the Lord has been giving mouth, throat, and cervical cancer to those that practice oral sodomy all along. In His infinite wisdom, He created the Human Papillomavirus (HPV) to give various cancers to those who would place there mouths on other peoples genitals! The filthy maw of that retarded Jezebel who attacked that man was probably practically clogged with festering tumors.


I am not surprised that secular science took so long to realize that this punishment was occurring. Scientists are usually at the forefront of those that advocate deviant sexual practices. But God has always stated that oral sex is wrong, for it is fornication.

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Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it and them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body.
1st Corinthians 6:13
Now, most false Christians have no idea what this verse means. Let me explain. The "meats" God is referring to here is the penis, and the "belly" He is referring to is the vagina/womb. Notice it does not say that the "belly" is for the "belly", which would of course be what lesbians call "hot scissor action", nor does it say that the "meats" are for the "meats", which the flithy sodomites refer to as "swordfighting".

But it also does not say that the mouth is for the "belly" or that the mouth is for the "meats". Therefore, even heterosexual oral sex is sodomy. And that is why God is giving unsaved sinners who practice it mouth, face, throat, tonsil, and tongue cancer.

And even though I have had countless penises shoved into my mouth and down my throat, I am certain that now that I am saved, the Lord will smite any unholy HPV cells or pre cancerous lesions that He may have previously placed in my mouth and throat! Glory!


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Angry Re: God Punishes Oral Sex Sodomists with Mouth Cancer! Glory! - 03-01-2011, 12:53 AM

Ewwwwww!!!


See! I knew it was wrong to do stuff with your mouth down there!!!

I think I said this before, but on both guys AND girls, that's where pee comes out, and that's just WRONG to put your face anywhere near there!

I am TOTALLLLLY not even a tiny bit surprised that GOD is giving people who do G R O S S stuff like that cancer. Serves them right if you ask me!








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Default Re: God Punishes Oral Sex Sodomists with Mouth Cancer! Glory! - 03-02-2011, 10:52 AM

well as it is with all science, that's a theory we can disguss..


you didnt say how often you have to have oral sex, to be in a risk group.

btw, yes there is a risk, but i wouldnt say it is any dangoures.

and to you "The lord saved me"

I cant really see why a girl woulndt like oral sex?

if you just remember to clean yourself down there, then there is nothing to be afraid of.

the bacterias in our mouth are far more nasty than the one's down there.

I myself have never had a problem with it, and i can tell you, that you are going to miss a great lot of sexual experience if you dont want to be licked.

Rock on!


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Default Re: God Punishes Oral Sex Sodomists with Mouth Cancer! Glory! - 03-02-2011, 04:22 PM

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EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!
AS IF!!!

You're DISGUSTING!!! Like I said, I go PEE from down there AND, I can't believe you're making me think about this let alone say it, but my girl parts are like SUPER close to my you-know-what, and


I can't even say it. You're SICK!








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Default Re: God Punishes Oral Sex Sodomists with Mouth Cancer! Glory! - 10-21-2012, 07:20 PM

GOD KILLS NOTORIOUS SMUT WHORE
WITH THE MOUTH CANCER


Glory! The Lord recently meted out some of His poetic justice on this egregious sinner. Her name was Sylvia Kristel and she was a filthy, gutter dwelling pornographical actress.

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Erotic film icon Sylvia Kristel -- who starred in the groundbreaking 1974 film Emmanuelle -- died Wednesday at age 60 following a long battle with cancer, her rep told the Associated Press.

The Dutch model-turned actress played a stunning young wife in the artful erotic film Emmanuelle, which chronicled her charater's erotic escapades in Thailand; an estimated 350 million people have since seen the film.




Seen here in more carefree times, Sylvia Kristel's day were numbered even then.

Obviously the article I linked to and quoted above was from a liberal source, as it glorifies the abominable lifestyle of this polymorphously perverted scourge on Christian society. It also failed to mention the specific cancer that killed this whore. It was of course the throat cancer.




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A heavy smoker since the age of 11, Kristel was diagnosed with throat cancer in 2001.

Cancer was also detected in a lung the next year, but she was given the all-clear after an operation. In June this year she was taken to hospital in Amsterdam after suffering a stroke, which forced the postponement of further treatment, for cancer of the liver.

She died Wednesday.


This is what The Lord will do to you if you perform oral sex for a living!

Of course the above article comes with a liberal slant as well, because it attributes God's righteous cancerous smiting to Miss Kristel's smoking habit. But we all know differently. We know The Lord gave her the cancer via the numerous acts of oral sodomy she performed on both men and women during her abominable career as a porno whore.


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