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Default Re: Do you have the potential to be a True Christian™? - 12-18-2014, 09:50 PM

Those are my answers:


1.- None, God loves people, not countries
2.- D
3.- C
4.- It depends on the commanment
5.- Anyone who knows how to guide a country and thinks in every person, not just in one single group or social class
6.- D
7.- A
8.- I love Narnia's chronicles
9.- D with no doubt...
10.- I don't know
11.- B
12.- All of the options are ok as long as the woman agrees, if they're good and honest people, their occupation isn't important
13.- B, C and D
14.- D
15.- God's everywhere, when I pray I do it in my house
16.- B
17.- A
18.- A if they're toddlers, older kids maybe need another things, but never violence of any kind, that's not the answer
19.- Married or not, they must be loyal to each other
20.- C? I don't quite understand the question
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Default Re: Do you have the potential to be a True Christian™? - 12-19-2014, 03:18 AM

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Those are my answers:


1.- None, God loves people, not countries
2.- D
3.- C
4.- It depends on the commanment
5.- Anyone who knows how to guide a country and thinks in every person, not just in one single group or social class
6.- D
7.- A
8.- I love Narnia's chronicles
9.- D with no doubt...
10.- I don't know
11.- B
12.- All of the options are ok as long as the woman agrees, if they're good and honest people, their occupation isn't important
13.- B, C and D
14.- D
15.- God's everywhere, when I pray I do it in my house
16.- B
17.- A
18.- A if they're toddlers, older kids maybe need another things, but never violence of any kind, that's not the answer
19.- Married or not, they must be loyal to each other
20.- C? I don't quite understand the question

Thank you for taking the test. I have your results HERE.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Do you have the potential to be a True Christian™? - 12-19-2014, 06:14 PM

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Default Re: Do you have the potential to be a True Christian™? - 12-19-2014, 06:55 PM

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No. I know for a fact that Pastor Ezekiel is a devoted man of God. He preaches the Bible as it is, without hiding the parts which seem to be "ugly" and don't fit into contemporary Western values. In doing so, he is more honest than any other Christian denomination that I've ever heard of.


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Default Re: Do you have the potential to be a True Christian™? - 12-22-2014, 09:23 PM

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No. I know for a fact that Pastor Ezekiel is a devoted man of God. He preaches the Bible as it is, without hiding the parts which seem to be "ugly" and don't fit into contemporary Western values. In doing so, he is more honest than any other Christian denomination that I've ever heard of.


Do you think is ok to say to every person who's not like him that they're going to hell and show them horrible and sick paintings? Please, people here thinks that just because I don't see women like objects, I don't believe in violence and brutality towards children or I don't think whites are superior, I'm going to hell, in my informed opinion...


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Default Re: Do you have the potential to be a True Christian™? - 12-22-2014, 09:37 PM

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Do you think is ok to say to every person who's not like him that they're going to hell and show them horrible and sick paintings?...
The Bible does, and that is what this forum is about. Geez, with the amount of time you've spent here you'd think at least THAT would have sunk in.

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...Please, people here thinks that just because I don't see women like objects, I don't believe in violence and brutality towards children or I don't think whites are superior, I'm going to hell...
Because THAT'S WHAT THE FARKING BIBLE SAYS, ALREADY.

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Default Re: Do you have the potential to be a True Christian™? - 12-22-2014, 11:15 PM

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Thank you for taking the test. I have your results HERE.
Mind you, her score was 1/20. It could have been worse, but not much.


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Default Re: Do you have the potential to be a True Christian™? - 12-22-2014, 11:35 PM

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Do you think is ok to say to every person who's not like him that they're going to hell
I'm an anthropologist. Therefore, I do my best not to apply my society's values to their society's values. It's called cultural relativism, you can look it up online.

The members of this lovely congregation are Christians. The Bible is the Holy Book of Christianity. The Bible says that all people who are not like these lovely people are going to Hell. Why does it surprise you that a CHRISTIAN congregation follows what the CHRISTIAN sacred text says?

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and show them horrible and sick paintings?
Perception of art is subjective - what is "horrible and sick" for you might be "beautiful and informative" for others.

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Please, people here thinks that just because I don't see women like objects, I don't believe in violence and brutality towards children or I don't think whites are superior, I'm going to hell, in my informed opinion...


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What you call "your informed opinion" is, in fact, the view of the society in which you grew up - the view which you were brainwashed to believe as true. I respect your right to your opinion, but you shouldn't be surprised that your hostility and lack of tolerance is not welcome here by the members of the congregation.


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Default Re: Do you have the potential to be a True Christian™? - 12-23-2014, 03:28 AM

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Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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