[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Scoutman03

didn't see that one coming.

Probably you've damaged your eyes by staying up until 4 AM every night playing the video games in the dark. "Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid" (1 Corinthians 6:15). God gave you those eyes and you've flipped Him off by ruining His gift with sin.

Originally Posted by Scoutman03

My point is, if your gonna say something, check yourself before you wreck yourself.

What a fresh and original turn of phrase. I sure haven't heard that 100 times before.

Originally Posted by Scoutman03

And it's a hobby, gaming is a hobby. It's not evil.

• Pride: Gamers routinely boast about who has the highest "GamerScore," who has the highest "kill/death ratio," who earned the most points, who has the highest level, etc. Modesty is not common amongst the video gaming community.
• Greed: Gamers tend to hoard items such as weapons, "skins," mushrooms, and other things awarded through gameplay or purchased through microtransactions. They display these virtual status symbols to show off.
• Lust: Just take a look at 99% of female characters in any video game. She will be well-endowed and stripped half naked. As many gamers are fags, there are also a fair amount of burly male characters, though their sexualization is nowhere near that of females, which is near total.
• Envy: In their zeal for winning at all costs, gamers often resort to using "cheat codes" and "hacking" to win. Low-skill gamers frequently accuse anyone better than them of doing these things whether or not it is true because they are jealous.
• Gluttony: The majority of gamers are morbidly obese. Their diets consist almost exclusivly of Cheetos and Mountain Dew, and they certainly don't do any exercise to burn off those calories.
• Wrath: Most video games revolve around violence. Video games glorify murder and mayhem and often serve as training simulators for those seeking to commit crimes in real life, such as school shootings.
• Sloth: In order to even be a gamer, one must sit on the couch staring at a screen for hours on end multiple days out of the week. Typically gamers only get up to go to the fridge, and some even wear adult diapers because they're too lazy to go to the bathroom. A common cause of death among gamers is blood clots from sitting without movement for days on end.

There you have it. These facts prove without a doubt that video gaming is wholly and entirely sinful. Check yourself before you damn yourself.