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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
01-27-2007, 06:19 AM
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Wrong, but most people assume that.
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So you admit that you're trying to make an a** out of you an me? Very unchristanlike...........
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
01-27-2007, 02:12 PM
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Wrong, but most people assume that.
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That explains why you are able to get a white woman. Personally, I think it is too easy for white men to get a white woman in this secular society. Only True Christian men should be allowed to marry white woman.
With strict Christian marriage control laws I'm sure most unsaved pink skinned males would quickly turn to Jesus if they could only chose a dirty minority as a wife.
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
02-04-2007, 12:00 PM
Brother Remy, I have a question for you. I recently heard that February is considered by liebrals to be "Black History Month". At first I assumed this meant that something horrible had occurred in history during this month. But later I discovered that it is actually intended to celebrate the so-called "accomplishments" of coons throughout the years. This was news to me, because for the life of me, and despite the fact that I hold a PhD in True Christian Theology, I know of not one single accomplishment or contribution to normal society from the inherently lazy nigra tribe.
Can you enlighten us as to what this nonsense is all about?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
02-04-2007, 02:56 PM
Pastor Zeke writes, "Brother Remy, I have a question for you. I recently heard that February is considered by lieberals to be "Black History Month". At first I assumed this meant that something horrible had occurred in history during this month. But later I discovered that it is actually intended to celebrate the so-called "accomplishments" of coons throughout the years. This was news to me, because for the life of me, and despite the fact that I hold a PhD in True Christian™ Theology, I know of not one single accomplishment or contribution to normal society from the inherently lazy nigra tribe.
Can you enlighten us as to what this nonsense is all about?"
Some coon "discovered" peanut butter probably while chewing on some peanuts. That's all I got for nigra accomplishments. Maybe somebody else can fill us on some other things.
It's a secular demoncrap idea cooked up by lieberal homers. Negroidials clearly lack the maturity to organize such a thing nor do they have the power. No matter how much they march on Washington and scream discrimination it's ultimately up to some white men to decide anything. Just another tool of the racist lieberals to keep nigra dumb, stupid, and lazy just like rap music, supposed nigra rhythm, large tallywhacker rumors, affordable gaudy jewelry, welfare, the "I'm black and beautiful" line, affirmative action, etc. etc. Racist lieberals want to trick nigra into being proud to be 3rd class citizens. It's not hard to trick them seeing that they aren't so smart to start with.
"I'm black and I'm proud"? Why would anyone be proud to have no political power, make less money then whites, have a lower standard of living than whites, have schools that get poor funding, have businesses pack up and leave for whitter areas when you move in, etc. etc. If you can be "proud" of being discriminated against by both government and businesses then you have to be pretty stupid. They had it much better during slavery.
Good thing there is no racism here in Freehold. Oh, I better head out or I'll be late for services.
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
02-04-2007, 04:11 PM
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Some coon "discovered" peanut butter probably while chewing on some peanuts. That's all I got for nigra accomplishments. Maybe somebody else can fill us on some other things.
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There was this one uppity buck who got a whole day named after him in some jurisdictions because he was able to get himself shot. With the rate Nigras shoot each other, you'd think every day would be named after one!
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
02-05-2007, 06:01 AM
That guy that invented the cotton gin was as well. And it's good that his white overlords allowed him the materials to build something to let him pick cotton faster.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
02-05-2007, 05:48 PM
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That guy that invented the cotton gin was as well. And it's good that his white overlords allowed him the materials to build something to let him pick cotton faster.
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Erm . . . which guy who invented the cotton gin?
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02-05-2007, 06:05 PM
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Erm . . . which guy who invented the cotton gin?
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Okay.... Bad joke.... I have been up close to 24 hours now.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
02-05-2007, 06:19 PM
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Okay.... Bad joke.... I have been up close to 24 hours now.
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There are just so many who apparently invented the cotton gin!
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02-05-2007, 06:58 PM
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There are just so many who apparently invented the cotton gin!
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I'll strike the cotton picking joke from my records.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
04-06-2007, 03:50 AM
Why haven't the Negros from New Whorleans gotten off their black rears and gotten jobs so they can pay their own bills yet? It's been two years.
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
05-09-2007, 10:08 PM
Remy, could you offer any insight into why lesbian Negresses like this Lolita (or, more properly, Loleesha) hate Jesus?
Do they hate Jesus because they are lesbian Negresses, or are they lesbian Negresses because they hate Jesus?
It's all so confusing.
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
05-16-2007, 06:02 PM
I've always wondered why Negroes smell so bad. Is it because they don't bathe? Crack fumes? Just God's way of giving blind white folks the heads-up?
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
06-26-2007, 01:43 PM
You know, I've been thinking about something that Jesus lead me to during a recent rebuking of an unsaved feminazi.
Shouldn't all the nigras in America be paying us back for bringing them here from the God-forsaken cesspool the once inhabited? I mean, think about it. They got free boatfare over here. Free room and board (aka welfare), access to color TV, watermelons, fried chicken, and clothing. Over in africa they drank from the same stream they took a dump in, ran around naked, and often fornicated with monkeys out of mistaken identity (thought you wus mah cuzin).
Don't these porch monkeys and picaninnies owe us? What do you think, brother Remy?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
06-28-2007, 12:45 AM
I think we've been due for reparations for quite some time—four centuries, maybe?
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
06-29-2007, 08:32 PM
Brother Marshall wrote, "Why haven't the Negros from New Whorleans gotten off their black rears and gotten jobs so they can pay their own bills yet? It's been two years."
The same reason they didn't get off their big, black, wide, lumpy, feces mound looking backsides to begin with: Laziness. With secular lieberals cutting free checks to every blue gummed porch monkey who can murder the English language, there isn't much of a reason for them to get a job. These wiley nigra bucks these days seem to think that retirement starts after 10th grade or whenever they drop out. This brings me to another issue: Education. A nigra simply cannot be expected to fair equally past second grade in a curriculum prepared with white children in mind.
OnYourKnees writes, "Remy, could you offer any insight into why lesbian Negresses like this Lolita (or, more properly, Loleesha) hate Jesus? Do they hate Jesus because they are lesbian Negresses, or are they lesbian Negresses because they hate Jesus? It's all so confusing."
They are lezbean nigresses because of mass confusion. This, I suspect, is also the cause of what has been described to me as "down low syndrome" among nigra males. Nigra bucks and nigress sows look so much alike that homersexual encounters are inevitable. With their out of control libidos you'll be hard pressed to find a nigra buck or sow up and ready to fornicate who can just call it off because the person it was going to rape happens to have the same genitalia. They have pubic hair on their heads for Christ's sake.
So I guess they hate Jesus because they are "lezbean" nigresses. Technically all nigra are homers seeing that if a nigra sexual orientates themself to desire one sex they automatically sexually desire the other as well. Personally I think it's that spark of hellfire in their blood that makes them hate Jesus. If only they would let Jesus into their hearts to put out that hellfire with His holy blood.
Sister Templeton writes, "I've always wondered why Negroes smell so bad. Is it because they don't bathe? Crack fumes? Just God's way of giving blind white folks the heads-up?"
If you were feed feces lined pig intestines all your life you would smell too. The poop smelling pig rectum meal, known as chitlins, that negroes love to eat enters their blood and sweats out through their skin. These chemicals then interact with the excess melanin in their bodies producing the smell you refer to. This is why the wiggers, octoroons, and quadroons who are unlucky enough to be raised by blue gummed nigra typically don't stink as bad. Sadly, racists like Dances with Joy and Joo call nigra "shitskins" because of their melanin to stench ratio.
Pastor Ezekiel writes, "You know, I've been thinking about something that Jesus lead me to during a recent rebuking of an unsaved feminazi. Shouldn't all the nigras in America be paying us back for bringing them here from the God-forsaken cesspool the once inhabited? I mean, think about it. They got free boatfare over here. Free room and board (aka welfare), access to color TV, watermelons, fried chicken, and clothing. Over in africa they drank from the same stream they took a dump in, ran around naked, and often fornicated with monkeys out of mistaken identity (thought you wus mah cuzin). Don't these porch monkeys and picaninnies owe us? What do you think, brother Remy?
MOST DEFINITELY!!!!!! Even the ones still over in Africa owe us whites everything they own for their very survival. Without food, loans, medical care, housing, etc. those wild negroidials and American nigra would be extinct 12 times over from their own stupidity. They should be tithing their firm, round, stand-up butts off. Their lack of appreciation and tithes is probably why they have so many troubles. Now that whites are packing up and moving back to real civilization the negroidials have flipped out and gone ape again. Now if you watch the news, and I know you do, you'll know that those spear chuckers are chucking machetes and flaming tires at each other. Generous whites do everything we can to stop them from killing each other, but they just seem intent on self-extinction. Maybe Satan is recalling them all to Hell because he needs new demons to torture and bugger all the millions of false christians, mudlims, catlicks, canadians, hindoos, boodist, chinese, etc. who are filling up Hell quicker than Satan can conjure up the demon staff to handle it.
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-01-2007, 02:55 AM
Brother Remy, one thing the Nigras seem to have right is their taste for watermelon. Sure, they take it too far, but I have to admit, it is a delicious treat on a hot summer day. But is it better to have regular watermelon or seedless? Is there a difference in flavor?
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-01-2007, 03:59 AM
"Mrs. Whitford writes, "Brother Remy, one thing the Nigras seem to have right is their taste for watermelon. Sure, they take it too far, but I have to admit, it is a delicious treat on a hot summer day. But is it better to have regular watermelon or seedless? Is there a difference in flavor?"
Those nigra do get a bit crazy about their watermelon. And sometimes they like to rub it in our faces too.
I've never been a watermelon fan myself. It's not that I hate it, it just wouldn't be my first pick. I'm not a fan of either seeds or pulp so I would go with the seedless myself. Those seeds add melanin to your blood stream and make you into an eye-talian so make sure you don't swallow any if you do go with the seeded variety.
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-22-2007, 10:40 PM
The nigra buck's lust for white women has been exhaustively documented. However, I have heard rumors that some white men are attracted to nigresses and once or twice have even married them. Could this possibly be true? It seems an impossibly hideous inversion of natural law. How could ANYONE who wasn't high on crack be attracted to a sow congoid?
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-22-2007, 10:58 PM
Pardon my failings to understand, but is being colored wrong?
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