[curtisedwardgrice (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

And picking you as a messenger proves that your God has no interest in providing salvation from His own created perdition to anyone on any logical or coherent basis, as He is just as insane and cruel as you are. So both of you can fuq off.

How is my father different than the one the people on this forum talk about this world shall end soon and it won't be what's in the Bible it would have been but the people have got so bad he no longer cares even he can change his mind

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by curtisedwardgrice

How is my father different than the one the people on this forum...

Because *sigh* God of the Bible pays enough lip-service to "benevolence" that He clearly lays out every last one of His illogical, violent, sociopathic, capricious, selfish requirements for mankind to avoid eternal torment in one handy, portable guide that's been professionally translated to and printed in the vast majority of the world's languages that have written forms.


Yours picks some anti-social, uneducated, unlettered, monolingual (barely) home-school dropout as a medium.

...the people have got so bad...

Ok, Harold Camping, Jr. (III, IV, dontmatta), whose fault would that be?


And just how do they deserve worship for it?

[curtisedwardgrice (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

Because *sigh* God of the Bible pays enough lip-service to "benevolence" that He clearly lays out every last one of His illogical, violent, sociopathic, capricious, selfish requirements for mankind to avoid eternal torment in one handy, portable guide that's been professionally translated to and printed in the vast majority of the world's languages that have written forms.


Yours picks some anti-social, uneducated, unlettered, monolingual (barely) home-school dropout as a medium.



Ok, Harold Camping, Jr. (III, IV, dontmatta), whose fault would that be?


And just how do they deserve worship for it?

As I said even God can change his mind just cause he wrote the the future doesn't mean he can't change the events he is God after all

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by curtisedwardgrice

As I said even God can change his mind just cause he wrote the the future doesn't mean he can't change the events he is God after all

Nothing means anything and everything means nothing therefore we should all follow you, even if you can't spell.


You are 2018.

[curtisedwardgrice (Quarantined)]

Dr Laurence Niles
Psychotheological Analyst Therapist

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum - Today, 05:17 PM



Dear curtisedwardgrice,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Stupidity above and beyond the level of atheitards
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Jesus does not gladly suffer fools, young lady.

YIC
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This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire




I am a male you stupid sorry sinning hell bound mortal STOP mocking and insulting Angelic beings repent for your sins NOW!!!!

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by curtisedwardgrice

...I am a male you stupid sorry sinning hell bound mortal STOP mocking and insulting Angelic beings repent for your sins NOW!!!!

So referring to someone as female is an insult to you?


Making friends at a rapid clip, you are. /s

[curtisedwardgrice (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

So referring to someone as female is an insult to you?


Making friends at a rapid clip, you are. /s

Niles keeps calling me a female and its very disrespectful .

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by curtisedwardgrice

Niles keeps calling me a female and its very disrespectful .

Oh no. Did someone on the internet actually have the audacity to say something YOU DON'T LIKE???

That crashing silence is the sound of so many fucks not being given right now. Many, many fucks.





Yes, that many fucks are not being given. Not in the least. Not at all. It's like you've jumped through a wormhole into a dimension where fucks, however strong the seeming impetus, just cannot be given.

[curtisedwardgrice (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

Oh no. Did someone on the internet actually have the audacity to say something YOU DON'T LIKE???

That crashing silence is the sound of so many fucks not being given right now. Many, many fucks.





Yes, that many fucks are not being given. Not in the least. Not at all. It's like you've jumped through a wormhole into a dimension where fucks, however strong the seeming impetus, just cannot be given.

your one of them yet they list you same as me you must be the token atheist .

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by curtisedwardgrice

your one of them...

I hang out here because it's entertaining, and I can discuss the Bible honestly with people who know what they're talking about. I haven't identified as "Christian" since I understood what the term meant.

The only agreement I have with the True Christians™ of Landover is that the Bible says what it says.

...yet they list you same as me...

An enemy of God is an enemy of God. Our only commonality is that we ain't them, and that's enough to define us.

... you must be the token atheist .

"Landover's Tokin' Atheist"?

Naaah, "arrogant atheist dick" has that je ne sais quoi. I'll keep it.

[MitzaLizalor]

Perhaps she's thinking of II Peter 2:1-22 but there's nothing in there about insulting angels. Angels not casting insults? Yes. Angels concerned receiving insults? No.

Daughters of "gods" must have very disharmonious inner landscapes to contend with.

[NOTE TO SELF: KEEP THE SENTENCES SHORT]

Very likely stemming from actual God not having any daughters.

I blame Elektra.

Who's that on the rocking-horse??

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by curtisedwardgrice

Dr Laurence Niles
Psychotheological Analyst Therapist

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum - Today, 05:17 PM



Dear curtisedwardgrice,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Stupidity above and beyond the level of atheitards
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Jesus does not gladly suffer fools, young lady.

YIC
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This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire




I am a male you stupid sorry sinning hell bound mortal STOP mocking and insulting Angelic beings repent for your sins NOW!!!!

Only a female lady would be so emotionally labile as you appear to be.

You see, the complexity of the female lower Venusian furrow means that the female brain has to be less complex and this is why they obsess over the soap operas and the reality shows all day long and resort to onanistic self abuse in the evening while eating chocolate.

Your flighty inability to focus and basing your life on various TV or movies treatments leads an educated man to suspect that you are indeed a female lady person.

You see, there is nothing wrong with being female that a good True Christian™ cannot fix with a firm hand, the right paddle and the Bible(1611) but you really need to stop feeling as if there is something wrong with being a girly: I and all True Christians™ respect equality and always try to treat women as if they are equal to menfolk.

Can we settle your real name? Is it Grice, Brice or Rice?

I think so openness and honesty from you would go a long way.

YIC

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by curtisedwardgrice

.….the Bible.….was written by men not God its their account for events that happened.….

We've heard quite a lot about this daughter by now, enough to build up a mental image. But she is not only mental. With ferocious capacity for destruction as depicted it's not difficult to visualise someone with a novel headband projecting jets of molten fire in all directions from an inexhaustible source. Yet somehow that hardly seems sufficient given the magnitude of the task entrusted to her.

A belt. Ostrich has been popular and alligator too but more interesting leathers are coming into vogue. Yes, I'm referring to specially bred albino carpet snake leather. Unique to you! Lets face it, all ostrich looks about the same but I digress. This belt radiates continual machine-gun fire around 360° (again from an inexhaustible supply) or even elephant-gun slugs! I have an attractive elephant hide belt from Kruger Park, not exactly vibrant but quite durable. Here are some albino carpet snake pelts:

Rather scintillating but would bracing be needed for the recoil? Unless they all fired off simultaneously. Let's say whalebone then and a wide belt. Albinism in carpet snakes does not eliminate pigment altogether and the patterns can be custom bred, although it's very expensive. Not a problem for "gods’" daughters - or is it? Our harpy is armed to the teeth with enough incendiary power to annihilate the earth and everyone in it yet requires protection? I think we're beginning to see the limits of this deity, clearly so weedy that only angels from the mental realm get to chaperone its daughter and claim that men who wrote The Bible.—.accounting for events that happened PAST TENSE.—.nevertheless managed to enshrine FUTURE events so well that I can be directed there to read all about her with such certainty!

But she wasn't there. I guess the standard of protection afforded was retroactively ineffective and she stayed in antiquity rocking on her wooden toy. Who'd be interested in a god like that?

[DolliMoans]

Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles

Only a female lady would be so emotionally labile as you appear to be.

You see, the complexity of the female lower Venusian furrow means that the female brain has to be less complex and this is why they obsess over the soap operas and the reality shows all day long and resort to onanistic self abuse in the evening while eating chocolate.

Your flighty inability to focus and basing your life on various TV or movies treatments leads an educated man to suspect that you are indeed a female lady person.

You see, there is nothing wrong with being female that a good True Christian™ cannot fix with a firm hand, the right paddle and the Bible(1611) but you really need to stop feeling as if there is something wrong with being a girly: I and all True Christians™ respect equality and always try to treat women as if they are equal to menfolk.

Can we settle your real name? Is it Grice, Brice or Rice?

I think so openness and honesty from you would go a long way.

YIC

Maybe she's one of those trannysexuals, hence the patchy beard in her photo. It goes with her instance of being an "angel". Don't all queer folk think of themselves in that way?

[curtisedwardgrice (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles

Only a female lady would be so emotionally labile as you appear to be.

You see, the complexity of the female lower Venusian furrow means that the female brain has to be less complex and this is why they obsess over the soap operas and the reality shows all day long and resort to onanistic self abuse in the evening while eating chocolate.

Your flighty inability to focus and basing your life on various TV or movies treatments leads an educated man to suspect that you are indeed a female lady person.

You see, there is nothing wrong with being female that a good True Christian™ cannot fix with a firm hand, the right paddle and the Bible(1611) but you really need to stop feeling as if there is something wrong with being a girly: I and all True Christians™ respect equality and always try to treat women as if they are equal to menfolk.

Can we settle your real name? Is it Grice, Brice or Rice?

I think so openness and honesty from you would go a long way.

YIC

My Earth name is Curtis Edward Grice, My heavily name is Purel

[MitzaLizalor]

Isn't that a lavatory cleaner? Perhaps your spellchecker needs upgrading. Incidentally, does this daughter of your envisioned god ride a horse?

[curtisedwardgrice (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

Isn't that a lavatory cleaner? Perhaps your spellchecker needs upgrading. Incidentally, does this daughter of your envisioned god ride a horse?

no God rides a white horse

[curtisedwardgrice (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by curtisedwardgrice

My Earth name is Curtis Edward Grice, My heavily name is Purel

soon

[Roland]

Originally Posted by curtisedwardgrice

no God rides a white horse

Originally Posted by curtisedwardgrice

soon

Hello Curtis,

What do you mean by this? Can you quote the accompanying Bible verses?

Kind regards,

Roland

[DolliMoans]

Originally Posted by curtisedwardgrice

My Earth name is Curtis Edward Grice, My heavily name is Purel

Your "heavily" name? What in God's name is that? Is Purel the fat name kids called you in school? Sounds like "pearl", like being as round as a pearl.


Matthew 7:6 Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither castye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.

Matthew alluding to pearls next to swine is no coincidence, dear.