[DemonBrat]

I hear this is God's Favorite Forum right?


If so I'm at the right place. I feel like I've stepped into a time portal to where old beliefs are acceptable.

[Mary Etheldreda]

There is no old or new with Christ Jesus, dear. He is unchanging (Hebrews 13:8). Does this bother you? And why should it? It is His decision how He will be, and we have the privilege and responsibility to be thankful and glorify Him.

[DemonBrat]

JC might be a prophet who died for your sins but for me he's some ambiguous existence


anyway I'm more talking about your politics, you believe non-binary people don't exist and that sun monsters shouldn't be treated equally

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by DemonBeast

JC might be a prophet who died for your sins but for me he's some ambiguous existence


anyway I'm more talking about your politics, you believe non-binary people don't exist and that sun monsters shouldn't be treated equally

Friend, I've never heard of 'sun monsters', is that something from some gook chiller movie like Godzilla?


We are not political at all. We follow the Perfect Laws of God™.

[DemonBrat]

oh I am a friggen idiot... you know nothing about the sun monsters and my rectal demons...


they're demons just like me, however they eat hydrogen and poo


anyway you all seem to be set in your valid ways... I can't lead anyone to the pits of Hell here

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by DemonBeast

oh I am a friggen idiot...

Thank you for this clarification, dear. That explains a lot.

Anyway, I will pray that God takes away the delusion He gave you, therefore giving you a fair chance for Salvation.

2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by DemonBeast

JC might be a prophet who died for your sins but for me he's some ambiguous existence

Christ Jesus may change his appearance like a shape-shifter, but He doesn't change His ESSENCE, dear. He died for all who believe in Him, you included if you wish to avoid an eternity of being sodomized by Satan's barbed tallywhacker. But then, you might be one of those people who thinks that sounds delightful.

Originally Posted by DemonBeast

anyway I'm more talking about your politics, you believe non-binary people don't exist and that sun monsters shouldn't be treated equally

We're not political, dear. We transcend mere politics. We are citizens of Heaven, and until the Laws of Heaven have an addendum for the treatment of people who accuse Jesus of botching up their naughty bits when He single-handedly created them way back in their mother's womb, we will continue the way in which our LORD has always desired us to be.

[DemonBrat]

then why do you believe in a light demon named Lucifer?


he's the one that created a whole false religion

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by DemonBeast

then why do you believe in a light demon named Lucifer?

I also believe Jews exist, but I wouldn't worship them.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by DemonBeast

then why do you believe in a light demon named Lucifer?


he's the one that created a whole false religion

We believe in Jesus Christ, our Savior and the KJV Holy Bible. God tells us that Hell is real and the Satan is there.


Should I believe in God or some guy on the internet playing make believe?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by DemonBeast

I hear this is God's Favorite Forum right?


If so I'm at the right place. I feel like I've stepped into a time portal to where old beliefs are acceptable.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by DemonBrat

I hear this is God's Favorite Forum right?

If so I'm at the right place. I feel like I've stepped into a time portal to where old beliefs are acceptable.

Dear Miss Brat: May I extend to you a most pleasant You are entirely correct in that you have reached us at . I hope that you will find your time with the servants of the to be helpful to you.
I must mention to you that we study only the blessed , and none of those other watered-down versions. I hope that you will not mind my mentioning this, but I have noted, from your various messages, that you have a rebellious nature, with a tendency to say things that glorify the devil. For your benefit, I shall include some of the Word of , as it applies to your situation, in hopes of you realizing your great need of repentance from sin:

Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of is eternal life through our ."

Revelation 12:9 "And the great dragon was thrown down, that ancient serpent, who is called the devil and Satan, the deceiver of the whole world—he was thrown down to the earth, and his angels were thrown down with him."

Matthew 25:41 "Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels."

I pray that you will see the peril in which you have been living; however, all is not lost. Now that you are here, at , you will be able to learn of the Will of for your life. It is my prayer that you will cause wondrous joy in Heaven by accepting the .

Luke 15:10 "Likewise, I say unto you, there is joy in the presence of the angels of over one sinner that repenteth."

[DemonBrat]

prove to me that you aren't a robot then


what's your favorite drink?


what's your favorite color?


what's your favorite video game?


my answers are souls, black, and Terraria


anyway praise Satan

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by DemonBrat

prove to me that you aren't a robot then

what's your favorite drink?

what's your favorite color?

what's your favorite video game?

These seem to me like questions only a robot would ask. A real human would have known that this is a forum dedicated to discuss the Holy Bible, not mindlessly chat about unimportant issues.

[DemonBrat]

alright what's your favorite bibble verse?


also do you know what a bar mitzvah is? no one else will tell me

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by DemonBrat

alright what's your favorite bibble verse?

I assume you meant "Bible?" Oh, there are so many to choose from, but based on your affinity to videogames I assume you will enjoy something with a dash of violence, like this one:

Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

Isn't that just inspirational?

also do you know what a bar mitzvah is? no one else will tell me

I know it's something the Jews do. Have you tried google?

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by DemonBrat

I feel like I've stepped into a time portal to where old beliefs are acceptable.

Here are some old beliefs.

A = A		"a thing is itself"
1 + 1 = 2		"two things having the same weight are twice as heavy as either thing by itself"
		"a fish is not a cat is not a balloon"

I'm interested in this portal you keep on about. In particular what is on the other side, where you were before you stepped through. To help me, could you say which old beliefs you find acceptable, of the three I've put up.

Or unacceptable, on your side of the portal.

THANK YOU.

[DemonBrat]

the third belief would be unacceptable in the real world


being gay and proud is perfectly acceptable in reality, for example


same with being affiliated with the Democrat party


also the first belief is a tautology so it is only true because it is impossible to falsify

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by DemonBrat

the third belief would be unacceptable in the real world

I'm not quite with you – are you saying a fish is a cat or a fish is a balloon?

being gay and proud is perfectly acceptable in reality, for example


same with being affiliated with the Democrat party

I did not mention either of those.

also the first belief is a tautology so it is only true because it is impossible to falsify

The second belief is also a tautology. In the first case though "impossible to falsify" is not true. All that would be needed is to produce something that was not itself. For example, an apple that was a teaspoon. Whether that has happened YET is not the point. The point is that A = A could be falsified.

[DemonBrat]

a fish could be a balloon if it wanted to be one