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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! -
02-13-2014, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Eh, isn't that exactly what you are doing here? We True Christians™ actually know each other and meet often in Church.
Matthew 7:3
King James Version (KJV)
3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
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It may be what I do for an hour a day, but i'm trying to learn about your religion and I have a life outside of this website and all you are doing is shouting at me for my opinions which hinders me in process of learning about you.
This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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02-13-2014, 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by demonjoke
It may be what I do for an hour a day, but i'm trying to learn about your religion and I have a life outside of this website and all you are doing is shouting at me for my opinions which hinders me in process of learning about you.
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You really need to man up as you are whining like a gay girl who lost one of those Olympic events for sore losers.
Learning about our religion is the easiest thing you will ever do. READ THE HOLY BIBLE !!! That's all there is to it. Amazingly simple.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! -
02-13-2014, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by demonjoke
It may be what I do for an hour a day, but i'm trying to learn about your religion and I have a life outside of this website and all you are doing is shouting at me.
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Hello miss Joke. It seem that Jesus made you come here again. Glory!
You have again spend better part of day here, it does seem that time is not very familiar concept for you. In non mentally challenged world that is a lot more than one hour. You also seem to think that normal talking in shouting, so social skills are also pretty weak. I think you are possessed with assperger demon.
I pray for you.
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! -
02-13-2014, 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by demonjoke
You didn't kill flappy bird by praying and it was free anyways so you couldn't purchase it to start with.here is the proof you didn't pray it away
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-26114364
Also how are they getting it illegally and illicitly even though they downloaded it beffore it was removed and got permission for it to be on their website also before it was removed
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Thank you for linking to an actual source, even if it was the über-socialist BBC. I have visited Blackpool and know what goes on there so there's no point pretending now is there. My assessment places it somewhere between Scarborough and Whitby, on a scale from 1 to 10. Any Christians planning a trip to Scandinavia would be advised to go via Reykjavík.
How is your classwork progressing? We would be pleased to offer any assistance we can to direct your studies because Jesus has not given up on you yet and there are some very interesting subjects available (but it's necessary to be selective, there's so much rubbish out there masquerading as educational resources).
One distinction you could make is the difference between a correlation and an actual cause. For example there is a correlation between hanging around the waterfront dressed in fluorescent spandex and it being dark.
But the "dark" is not the cause of that behaviour. The cause is because that's when people who have funding available are not at work.
From your BBC link:
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Flappy Bird creator removes game from app stores
Flappy Bird is flapping its wings no more.
The popular game for mobile devices was removed from online stores on Sunday by its Vietnamese creator, who said its fame "ruins my simple life".
Dong Nguyen, who created the game in just two to three days, was making as much as $50,000 (£30,482) a day from the game's advertising revenue.
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There is more than just a correlation here. Notice how Dong Nguyen himself said that it ruined his life. That is evidence of satanic activity.
Jesus said “I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly.” John 10:10 which is the exact opposite of what Mr Dong experienced.
So at once we see there's a demonic aspect to all this.
STEP 2 Prayer. God explains it like this: we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Ephesians 6:12 This is called spiritual warfare. Satan is attacking the whole human race and has a single objective: to exterminate every aspect of God's creation and to undo His Plan for Redemption through Christ Jesus. Then he wants to get us all into The Lake Of Fire for an infinitely extended torture session. What he doesn't seem to undersdtand is that he will be getting tortured too, but common sense goes out the window where evil is manifest, as it is, in these the last days. The arrow of time is about stop. Where will you spend eternity?
STEP 3 As we have seen, prayer is the cause. Next comes the effect. The Bible is very clear in this area, and I'll stick with Ephesians. Here is the whole passage:
EPHESIANS 6
10 Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might.
11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.
12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.
14 Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness;
15 And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace;
16 Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked.
17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God:
18 Praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints;
KJV .. whole chapter Notice the key words here? Power. Might. Armour. Wrestle. Darkness. Evil. Breastplate. Shield. Fiery darts. Helmet. Sword. Prayer.
Prayer works. It worked in Dong's life. God showed him the cause of the ruin he had himself identified and through prayer that cause has been removed. Thank you for posting the link in which we can see the very mechanism of prayer at work in this young man's life. Now it's up to him. Jesus has broken the chains of sin so that he may step free. But nevertheless he needs to take that step, as do you. Jesus is knocking. I hope my contribution provides the foothold you need, by God's Grace, to take that step. Jesus teaches us:
MATTHEW 19
25 When his disciples heard it, they were exceedingly amazed, saying, Who then can be saved?
26 But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible.
KJV .. context God is in Blackpool right now. He has explained The Good News so that you may be Saved. God doesn't want you to be tormented. He really doesn't. And He has shown you how to avoid that outcome. But there is no compulsion, you are not under duress in any way. He just wants you to love Him. Otherwise He will hurl you into the bottomless pit and torture you over and over and over again, day after day, night after night, unremittingly, forever and ever. Won't you come today?
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! -
02-14-2014, 04:51 AM
hey man take it easy i understand that you're gay and you are taking this really hard but its okay....we are here for you!
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! -
02-14-2014, 06:34 AM
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hey man take it easy i understand that you're gay and you are taking this really hard but its okay....we are here for you!
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This isn't a gay pick-up bar: keep your sodomite advances to yourself.
Doesn't Leviticus 18:22 mean anything to you???
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! -
10-03-2020, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond
Kids, kids….I know you're impatient to hear the whole story.
No, we didn't "hack" anything. We - or rather the awesome power the GOD ALMIGHTY - influenced Dong to repent of his wicked ways. Getting an undisclosed K Street lobby firm to astroturf the internet comment campaign was only the tip of the iceberg. We got some copywrite lawyers on the case, but that's still only part. The full story of how we did it is inspirational but also involves top-secret Prayer Warrior information, and I don't know how much they are authorized to disclose.
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No. Covid-19, global warming (caused by your generation, and we are forced to live in the wreckage btw,) human trafficking, terrorism, abuse, mental health problems, a second great depression just on the horizon, and other issues dont even come close to fun video games!
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Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
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10-03-2020, 03:14 PM
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No. Covid-19, global warming (caused by your generation, and we are forced to live in the wreckage btw,) human trafficking, terrorism, abuse, mental health problems, a second great depression
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...We didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the world's been turning...
Is that how this works? Because you didn't make your bit rhyme. Or make any sense whatsoever.
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! -
10-03-2020, 03:21 PM
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global warming (caused by your generation, and we are forced to live in the wreckage btw,)
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Forbes: Millennials Will Become Richest Generation In American History As Baby Boomers Transfer Over Their Wealth...Millennials will hold five times as much wealth as they have today and the group is anticipated to inherit over $68 trillion from their Baby Boomer parents by the year 2030
Pretty nice wreckage if it's worth $68,000,000,000,000 and all you have to do to earn it is show up for Thanksgiving once a year.
Here's some tools to help you imagine what $68,000,000,000,000 even looks like.
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! -
10-03-2020, 05:23 PM
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Forbes: Millennials Will Become Richest Generation In American History As Baby Boomers Transfer Over Their Wealth...Millennials will hold five times as much wealth as they have today and the group is anticipated to inherit over $68 trillion from their Baby Boomer parents by the year 2030
Pretty nice wreckage if it's worth $68,000,000,000,000 and all you have to do to earn it is show up for Thanksgiving once a year.
Here's some tools to help you imagine what $68,000,000,000,000 even looks like.
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Money doesnt exactly fix the ozone.
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! -
10-03-2020, 05:28 PM
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Money doesnt exactly fix the ozone.
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You're right. We can't solve problems with money. The only way we can solve problems, is with prayer.
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD! -
10-05-2020, 03:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
You're right. We can't solve problems with money. The only way we can solve problems, is with prayer.
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Absolutely, Sister Basilissa.
Without our generation the world would be wall to wall sin. That we have spent our lives condemning sin saved countless people from eternity in hell.
And, we're just getting started. Stay with us here at Landover Baptist and you will and watch one after another sinner be brought to Jesus.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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