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View Poll Results: What's the WORST False Religion?
Mary worshipping Cathylics 1,660 6.51%
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus) 2,543 9.97%
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos 871 3.42%
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion 1,577 6.19%
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers 5,203 20.41%
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs 2,852 11.19%
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own. 4,554 17.86%
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats 1,205 4.73%
Self Proclaimed Psychologists 263 1.03%
Peak Oil / Emo Economics 237 0.93%
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah) 1,776 6.97%
Spaghetti-worshiping fools 1,918 7.52%
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists. 829 3.25%
Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists 8 0.03%
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Rebuke Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 02-19-2021, 06:41 PM

It's those heathen goth witches, luring you men into their beds. Spreadind their filth, depravity, and disease. As easily as they spread their legs. I have recently visited a small town in the north where this plague is growing.
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Jesus Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 02-25-2021, 05:30 AM

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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 02-25-2021, 08:11 AM

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They will all get you damned, so from that standpoint it's hard to choose ...
[Revelation 3:16] So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
There's a 3:16 to quote to the phony-baloney ... Won't they be surprised when they end up in a celestial barf bag on Judgment Day. Shout glory!
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I've added [Mohammedans] ... any others?
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Just to recap, then:

suggestions for worst false religions
A. lukewarm divots (suggested by Pastor Peters)
B. Muslims (suggested by Brother Temperance)
B (i) ... any other suggestions? (question from Bro. Temperance)
[tacit] yes, here's another worst religion
C. Jeeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus is aaaaaaaaaaaaaliiiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (suggested by "tommy")

Jesus is a simple matter of fact. His surviving execution is not only not a false religion it's not even a religion at all. One's response to Christ is also a matter of history - were you among the Saved™ or were you among the tortured?

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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 02-26-2021, 03:55 AM

Baptwism by some margin (Not a poor butter substitute).

Just look around this site and tell me the entire lot aren't bonkers and beholden to crazy ideas about our Lord and Saviour.

Sad. True but sad.


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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 02-26-2021, 06:51 AM

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Just look around this site and tell me the entire lot aren't bonkers and beholden to crazy ideas about our Lord and Saviour.
Thank you for contributing to the forum. I never use butter substitutes and am sure God is helping you towards The Truth; perhaps He's guiding you to consider Rachel's and Leah's struggles to impress their owner? The passage may be meaningless to you, since you've rejected God's very first commandment right there on Creation Day Six Genesis 1:28 but I'll include it anyway:
Genesis 30:7-9 And Bilhah Rachel's maid conceived again, and bare Jacob a second son. And Rachel said, With great wrestlings have I wrestled with my sister, and I have prevailed: and she called his name Naphtali. When Leah [the sister] saw that she had left bearing, she took Zilpah her maid, and gave her Jacob to wife.
Persisting in a false religion, and yours is top of the list in O.P., suggests that like Jacob, and his wives, you too are wrestling. With cognitive dissonance whenever you read The Bible and see condemned everything you do or teach or think or say in support of Romish dogma.

You mentioned bonkers. I've never had such thoughts myself since accepting Him and acknowledging the facts of scriptural reliability you understand; even so, have you considered going to Ur next week to commune with Frank? Heretics will be on tap even more than usual and you may well hear something opening your mind to the charade called Rome.

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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 02-26-2021, 02:59 PM

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Baptwism by some margin (Not a poor butter substitute).
Just look around this site and tell me the entire lot aren't bonkers and beholden to crazy ideas about our Lord and Saviour.
Sad. True but sad.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 02-27-2021, 06:38 AM

In light of so many religions now promoting falsehood instead of Truth (if they ever knew what the word meant) and using the familiar "fish" logo, perhaps an actual crown-of-thorns starfish would be more appropriate? Not as an idol obviously but the real thing.
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Heretics always latch onto the least pertinent element of any situation and go on about that as if it were important. Only to deflect attention away from the real issue, sin and death and facts and reason. For so many the Word of God is like a poison barb, for Christians it's the path to eternal life.
I Corinthians 1:23-25 We preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness; but unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God. Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 03-04-2021, 06:01 PM

Baptist Christianity is a false religion
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Jesus Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 03-04-2021, 07:55 PM

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Baptist Christianity is a false religion
Not at all friend. All the members here are Baptists and True Christians™. We bow as hard as the wind, as bright as the sun and as deep as the oceans with edges as sharp as the corners of the Earth.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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