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Default Re: PRAISE JESUS! GOD HAS CURED 25 MILLION QUEERS SINCE 1981! - 11-22-2008, 09:11 PM

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I am proud to be a True Christian™ and follow God's Holy Word to the letter.

I also cannot wait to watch unrepentant blasphemers like you roast in hell.
  • Proverbs 18:12
  • Before destruction the heart of man is haughty, and before honour is humility.
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Default Re: PRAISE JESUS! GOD HAS CURED 25 MILLION QUEERS SINCE 1981! - 11-23-2008, 12:21 PM

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  • Proverbs 18:12
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Is it "haughty" to praise Jesus?

I think you didn't bother to read the link I provided.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: PRAISE JESUS! GOD HAS CURED 25 MILLION QUEERS SINCE 1981! - 11-29-2008, 07:10 PM

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Is it "haughty" to praise Jesus?

I think you didn't bother to read the link I provided.

There is nothing wrong with praising Jesus, but you are being proud. Yes i did read you`re link and again another who is proud.

Luke 6:46 And why call ye me, Lord, Lord, and do not the things which I say?
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Default Re: PRAISE JESUS! GOD HAS CURED 25 MILLION QUEERS SINCE 1981! - 03-07-2009, 11:49 PM

Dude your hate speeches are really getting tiresome. Why don't you just go to a website where backwards people like yourself are welcome. Oh and hiv/aids is not a gay disease it is a primate disease. And if the statistics indicate that men and women are equally victims of it that just proves that the disease isn't limited to gay humans as your hate speech indicates. Because gay people represent 10% of the population and only about 1.3% of the population are lesbians. So logically not all gay people have the disease and many straight people have it as well.

If you truly are gay then I greatly pity you for your own self-hatred and hope that one day you'll get over it. If you're not gay then may your god damn you to your rightful place for being a greater liar and hate mongerer.
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Default Re: PRAISE JESUS! GOD HAS CURED 25 MILLION QUEERS SINCE 1981! - 03-08-2009, 12:37 AM

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Dude your hate speeches are really getting tiresome. Why don't you just go to a website where backwards people like yourself are welcome. Oh and hiv/aids is not a gay disease it is a primate disease. And if the statistics indicate that men and women are equally victims of it that just proves that the disease isn't limited to gay humans as your hate speech indicates. Because gay people represent 10% of the population and only about 1.3% of the population are lesbians. So logically not all gay people have the disease and many straight people have it as well.

If you truly are gay then I greatly pity you for your own self-hatred and hope that one day you'll get over it. If you're not gay then may your god damn you to your rightful place for being a greater liar and hate mongerer.
I don't know who you're talking to, but it had better not be me, pal. We do not suffer fools gladly here on God's favorite forum, and you have been warned already about disrespecting a True Christian Pastor™.

As to the substance of your hateful rant, you couldn't be more wrong. Jesus decides who gets the AIDS, and in His infinite love and mercy, He gives it to queers like you and those who support your radical sodomite agenda.

I join all True Christians™ in giving thanks for Christ's Blessings.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: PRAISE JESUS! GOD HAS CURED 25 MILLION QUEERS SINCE 1981! - 03-08-2009, 01:47 AM

Uh... That's not curing, that's just killing, there's kind of a difference....
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Default Re: PRAISE JESUS! GOD HAS CURED 25 MILLION QUEERS SINCE 1981! - 03-08-2009, 01:58 AM

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Uh... That's not curing, that's just killing, there's kind of a difference....
Wrong, friend,

Homosexuality IS a disease, and AIDS IS the cure! Shout Glory!

See, all fags have a choice, repent their evil thought of sodomizing other men. God gives them that chance, to find a decent woman and make babies babies babies, and turn their backs on those vile sinful wicked evil thoughts. If they act on their filthy homo perversions, and turn their back on God, is it any wonder he gives them AIDS? Praise!
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Default Re: PRAISE JESUS! GOD HAS CURED 25 MILLION QUEERS SINCE 1981! - 03-08-2009, 02:14 AM

Yeah, but cure generally means that the patient stays alive....
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Default Re: PRAISE JESUS! GOD HAS CURED 25 MILLION QUEERS SINCE 1981! - 03-08-2009, 02:25 AM

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Yeah, but cure generally means that the patient stays alive....
But isn't that the case? You confuse me. Just think of all the innocent straight people saved! Praise!
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Default Re: PRAISE JESUS! GOD HAS CURED 25 MILLION QUEERS SINCE 1981! - 03-08-2009, 02:43 AM

It's hard to believe it's been 28 years since God gave us the of AIDS. Even as I write this, homers all over the world are dying a horrible death, only to face an even more horrible eternity in Hell. Praise Jesus...
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Default Re: PRAISE JESUS! GOD HAS CURED 25 MILLION QUEERS SINCE 1981! - 03-08-2009, 07:09 AM

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your hate speeches are really getting tiresome. Why don't you just go to a website where backwards people like yourself are welcome.
Have you heard the phrase, "We're rubber and you're glue / What you say bounces off us and sticks to you" ?

EDIT: Actually, I don't mean you should go anywhere. I imagine being at this site is the closest you've been to Jesus in your life, and you should not cast that relationship away carelessly.

I welcome you, and I forgive you.
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Default Re: PRAISE JESUS! GOD HAS CURED 25 MILLION QUEERS SINCE 1981! - 03-08-2009, 05:03 PM

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Have you heard the phrase, "We're rubber and you're glue / What you say bounces off us and sticks to you" ?

EDIT: Actually, I don't mean you should go anywhere. I imagine being at this site is the closest you've been to Jesus in your life, and you should not cast that relationship away carelessly.

I welcome you, and I forgive you.
What a mature way to deal with a valid point....
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Default Re: PRAISE JESUS! GOD HAS CURED 25 MILLION QUEERS SINCE 1981! - 03-08-2009, 05:07 PM

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What a mature way to deal with a valid point....
Manny hasn't made a valid point, yet. What do you mean?


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Default Re: PRAISE JESUS! GOD HAS CURED 25 MILLION QUEERS SINCE 1981! - 03-10-2009, 03:49 AM

Don't be suprise if someday you are charged with depraved indifference. Your statement is not only ignorant and hatefull, it is purly irresponsible. An uneducated perosn, including a child or a teen, could read your statement and conclude that so long as they are against homosexuals or homosexual act, that they cannot possibly get AIDS and nothing could be further from the truth. Medical facts show that any one, can contract the HIV virus and either get AIDS or unknowingly pass the virus to someone else, especially loved ones. From now on, any time a child, teen or uneducated adult contracts the HIV virus and/or full blown AIDS, you can now delight in wondering if your misleading public statement was partly to blame. Due to your statement they might not take the proper precautions when helping a friend or stranger with a cut or bloody nose. Let their deaths and the deaths of those to whom they transmit the disease, now be on your head and your conscience.
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Default Re: PRAISE JESUS! GOD HAS CURED 25 MILLION QUEERS SINCE 1981! - 03-10-2009, 03:54 AM

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Don't be suprise if someday you are charged with depraved indifference. Your statement is not only ignorant and hatefull, it is purly irresponsible. An uneducated perosn, including a child or a teen, could read your statement and conclude that so long as they are against homosexuals or homosexual act, that they cannot possibly get AIDS and nothing could be further from the truth. Medical facts show that any one, can contract the HIV virus and either get AIDS or unknowingly pass the virus to someone else, especially loved ones. From now on, any time a child, teen or uneducated adult contracts the HIV virus and/or full blown AIDS, you can now delight in wondering if your misleading public statement was partly to blame. Due to your statement they might not take the proper precautions when helping a friend or stranger with a cut or bloody nose. Let their deaths and the deaths of those to whom they transmit the disease, now be on your head and your conscience.

I say again: JESUS decides who catches the AIDS, or any other disease, from dandruff to brain cancer. So the Bible says.

If you think otherwise, then you are no Christian.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: PRAISE JESUS! GOD HAS CURED 25 MILLION QUEERS SINCE 1981! - 03-10-2009, 04:48 AM

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Don't be suprise if someday you are charged with depraved indifference. Your statement is not only ignorant and hatefull, it is purly irresponsible. An uneducated perosn, including a child or a teen, could read your statement and conclude that so long as they are against homosexuals or homosexual act, that they cannot possibly get AIDS and nothing could be further from the truth. Medical facts show that any one, can contract the HIV virus and either get AIDS or unknowingly pass the virus to someone else, especially loved ones. From now on, any time a child, teen or uneducated adult contracts the HIV virus and/or full blown AIDS, you can now delight in wondering if your misleading public statement was partly to blame. Due to your statement they might not take the proper precautions when helping a friend or stranger with a cut or bloody nose. Let their deaths and the deaths of those to whom they transmit the disease, now be on your head and your conscience.

AIDS is not something based on nonexistent germs. It is GOD who meets out punishment and justice. All those with AIDS were given it by God.

Jeremiah 11:22
Therefore thus saith the LORD of hosts, Behold, I will punish them: the young men shall die by the sword; their sons and their daughters shall die by famine:
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Default Re: PRAISE JESUS! GOD HAS CURED 25 MILLION QUEERS SINCE 1981! - 03-14-2009, 01:42 AM

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Default Re: PRAISE JESUS! GOD HAS CURED 25 MILLION QUEERS SINCE 1981! - 03-14-2009, 01:47 AM

I did not know that all of those pigmy negroes in Africa were queer! No wonder they're in such bad shape!


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