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03-09-2012, 06:14 PM
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I just had the laughter of my life!!!!
Finnish flag instead of danish and danish instead of swedish lol
What's next... "10 reasons why God hates Norway" and swedish flag? hahaha
This is too funny guys!
You're the man Cranky guy, never seen such threads before, so outrageous, paranoid and..... ultimately hillarious!!!!!
I really think this can't be for real, but hey..... many thanks for a great friday afternoon laugh!!! Was awesome!! lmao
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Do you know how hurtful it is when someone makes fun of our cherished beliefs?
Words can hurt, too, you know....
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03-09-2012, 06:27 PM
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Was awesome!!
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You are welcome, friend. It's always nice to see people learning about horrible places like Sweden.
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03-09-2012, 06:31 PM
Just wait until Strömstad and we'll see who is laughing!
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03-09-2012, 06:33 PM
Yes... we all learn as long as we live, and today i've learned a bit more too, that human ignorance has no limits.
I bet you would all love to live in such horrible places like Scandinavia... but then i might be wrong, i don't think the american community would be able to live in a modern, educated society like ours, where respect and values are still appreciated.
And Larni69, no offence intended to your beliefs... ignorance and missinformation has nothing to do with anyones beliefs!
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03-09-2012, 06:38 PM
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And Larni69, no offence intended to your beliefs... ignorance and missinformation has nothing to do with anyones beliefs!
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Thank you for your kind words.
We True Christians™ are all to often criticised for our adherence to the teachings of our Lord.
Proverbs 15:1 A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger.
Maybe if you looked more closely at our beliefs you might see something that touches you.
Yours in Christ.
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03-09-2012, 07:10 PM
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where respect and values are still appreciated.
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Is rape something that gains respect in Scandinavistan and is valued, or are you proud to be rapist for some other reasons?
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03-09-2012, 07:18 PM
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Is rape something that gains respect in Scandinavistan and is valued, or are you proud to be rapist for some other reasons?
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Good one!
I simply took a sarcastic nickname, inspired from Cranky's aberrations, mostly to emphasize that i'm with viking heritage.
Rape... come on!!! That's one of the most gruesome things to do... you people should be more relaxed and read between the lines...
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03-09-2012, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Proud Viking Rapist
I just had the laughter of my life!!!!
Finnish flag instead of danish and danish instead of swedish lol
What's next... "10 reasons why God hates Norway" and swedish flag? hahaha
This is too funny guys!
You're the man Cranky guy, never seen such threads before, so outrageous, paranoid and..... ultimately hillarious!!!!!
I really think this can't be for real, but hey..... many thanks for a great friday afternoon laugh!!! Was awesome!! lmao
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Being hated by God is no laughing matter.
Psalm 68:1-3
1Let God arise, let his enemies be scattered: let them also that hate him flee before him.
2As smoke is driven away, so drive them away: as wax melteth before the fire, so let the wicked perish at the presence of God.
3But let the righteous be glad; let them rejoice before God: yea, let them exceedingly rejoice.
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03-09-2012, 08:52 PM
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Rape... come on!!!
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You were the one stating that you are a proud rapist in this mostly Godly forum of all internet. If that supposed to be some kind of "sarcasm" you should be more careful when writing something like that. We are in close relations with different kind of law enforcement agencies, as there are so many people persecuting us for our religion. You might want to think twice next time you attach something like proud rapist to your IP address.
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03-09-2012, 09:14 PM
Well not all Swedish people act like that!! I don't think God hates entire countries just the things they do
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03-09-2012, 09:31 PM
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Well not all Swedish people act like that!! I don't think God hates entire countries just the things they do
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And beyond our actions how else does God have to measure us? I hope you are not suggesting some RACIST idea that since Swedes are blond haired, blue eyes they are automatically saved without acting like proper Republican Christians?
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03-09-2012, 09:42 PM
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And beyond our actions how else does God have to measure us? I hope you are not suggesting some RACIST idea that since Swedes are blond haired, blue eyes they are automatically saved without acting like proper Republican Christians?
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Whether we've accepted his word or not? Christians are just as sinful as non Christians- the only difference is that we have chosen to trust Jesus as our savior and so God forgives us.
And no, I simply don't believe that just because you're from a certain area, God automatically hates you
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03-09-2012, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Roses224
Whether we've accepted his word or not? Christians are just as sinful as non Christians- the only difference is that we have chosen to trust Jesus as our savior and so God forgives us.
And no, I simply don't believe that just because you're from a certain area, God automatically hates you
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Missy,
A True Christian does not sin.
1st John 3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
John 8:32
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03-09-2012, 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Roses224
Whether we've accepted his word or not? Christians are just as sinful as non Christians- the only difference is that we have chosen to trust Jesus as our savior and so God forgives us.
And no, I simply don't believe that just because you're from a certain area, God automatically hates you
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Christians are sinful, were do you get that? By definition no TRUE Christian would sin because he turned his life over to Jesus and follows Christ's guidance in all things.
I will note you dodged the question about on do you believe all blond hair blue eye people are automatically saved.
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03-09-2012, 10:09 PM
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BS how can the home of be anything less then HOLY
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Ramen, my brother.
Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
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03-09-2012, 10:19 PM
We do sin- but God sees us as sinless since we have allowed Jesus to be the sacrifice for us. In God's eyes, we literally cannot sin because sin MUST be punished, and God cast all his punishment on Jesus (thank the Lord) on the cross.
And I'm sorry if it seemed like I dodged the question. I don't believe the color of your eyes saves you (or condemns)
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03-09-2012, 10:30 PM
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...BS...
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Ramen, my brother.
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You're related to that scallawag? No Heaven for you.
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03-09-2012, 11:18 PM
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Missy,
A True Christian does not sin.
1st John 3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
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We do sin- but God sees us as sinless since we have allowed Jesus to be the sacrifice for us. In God's eyes, we literally cannot sin because sin MUST be punished, and God cast all his punishment on Jesus (thank the Lord) on the cross.
And I'm sorry if it seemed like I dodged the question. I don't believe the color of your eyes saves you (or condemns)
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Are you saying that on the question of whether we sin, we should take your word over God's?
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03-10-2012, 05:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Proud Viking Rapist
Good one!
I simply took a sarcastic nickname, inspired from Cranky's aberrations, mostly to emphasize that i'm with viking heritage.
Rape... come on!!! That's one of the most gruesome things to do... you people should be more relaxed and read between the lines...
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A group of Swedish teenage girls has designed a belt that requires two hands to remove and which they hope will deter would-be rapists. "It's like a reverse chastity belt," one of the creators, 19-year-old Nadja Björk, told AFP, meaning that the wearer is in control, instead of being controlled. Björk and one of her partners now plan to start a business to mass produce the belts and are currently in negotiations with potential partners. "But I'm not doing this for the money," she said. "I'm really passionate about stopping rape. I think it's terrible."
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03-10-2012, 09:41 AM
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Well not all Swedish people act like that!! I don't think God hates entire countries just the things they do
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Hosea 10:1-15
1Israel is an empty vine, he bringeth forth fruit unto himself: according to the multitude of his fruit he hath increased the altars; according to the goodness of his land they have made goodly images.
2Their heart is divided; now shall they be found faulty: he shall break down their altars, he shall spoil their images.
3For now they shall say, We have no king, because we feared not the LORD; what then should a king do to us?
4They have spoken words, swearing falsely in making a covenant: thus judgment springeth up as hemlock in the furrows of the field.
5The inhabitants of Samaria shall fear because of the calves of Bethaven: for the people thereof shall mourn over it, and the priests thereof that rejoiced on it, for the glory thereof, because it is departed from it.
6It shall be also carried unto Assyria for a present to king Jareb: Ephraim shall receive shame, and Israel shall be ashamed of his own counsel.
7As for Samaria, her king is cut off as the foam upon the water.
8The high places also of Aven, the sin of Israel, shall be destroyed: the thorn and the thistle shall come up on their altars; and they shall say to the mountains, Cover us; and to the hills, Fall on us.
9O Israel, thou hast sinned from the days of Gibeah: there they stood: the battle in Gibeah against the children of iniquity did not overtake them.
10It is in my desire that I should chastise them; and the people shall be gathered against them, when they shall bind themselves in their two furrows.
11And Ephraim is as an heifer that is taught, and loveth to tread out the corn; but I passed over upon her fair neck: I will make Ephraim to ride; Judah shall plow, and Jacob shall break his clods.
12Sow to yourselves in righteousness, reap in mercy; break up your fallow ground: for it is time to seek the LORD, till he come and rain righteousness upon you.
13Ye have plowed wickedness, ye have reaped iniquity; ye have eaten the fruit of lies: because thou didst trust in thy way, in the multitude of thy mighty men.
14Therefore shall a tumult arise among thy people, and all thy fortresses shall be spoiled, as Shalman spoiled Betharbel in the day of battle: the mother was dashed in pieces upon her children.
15So shall Bethel do unto you because of your great wickedness: in a morning shall the king of Israel utterly be cut off. No, God would never hate a whole nation.
Hosea 13:15,16
15Though he be fruitful among his brethren, an east wind shall come, the wind of the LORD shall come up from the wilderness, and his spring shall become dry, and his fountain shall be dried up: he shall spoil the treasure of all pleasant vessels.
16Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.
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