How is smoking different from religion?
- Smoking damages your physical health, but religion damages your mental health.
- Smokers don't kill each other over which brand is better.
- A smoker doesn't get ostracized by his family for quitting or switching brands.
- Smokers don't get upset if their daughters marry non-smokers.
- Smokers don't require their young children to start smoking.
- Smokers don't evangelize to non smokers - "Friend, have you heard about a place called 'Flavor Country'?"
--Joe
Have you heard the Good News? There are no gods, there is no hell, and the only sin is being mean to other people.
There are no ghosts, pixies, hobgoblins, angels, leprechauns, gods, goddesses, demons, minotaurs, devils, witches, warlocks, dragons, or spirits.
Prayer, magic spells, and doing nothing accomplish exactly the same thing.
Smoking vs Religion -
08-24-2007, 04:19 PM
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