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Re: Why God Sent his son to save all the world. -
04-23-2010, 07:03 AM
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YOU ARE JUST Two FACED piffleHEADs AND I HATE EVERYONE LIKE YOUR KIND EXTREMIST WHO THINK THEIR BETER THEN EVERYBODY ELSE BTW I piffle ALL UR MOMS IN THE ASS AND SHE WANTED MORE AND I AM MORE INFORMED THAT YOU U piffleING BASTARDS I HAVE A PHD THEOLOGY AND RELIGIOUS STUDIES YOU DUMB piffleS, BTW AGAIN GO piffle YOURSELF WITH A RAKE YOU DUMB piffle
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My mother's been dead for 30 years, so um....... ewwwww.
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-23-2010, 07:06 AM
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Does it really matter? Its a Catlik homer parade
Its not our fault that New Zeeplanders don't know their own flag
And we are the bad guys, when you spread lies. But are they really lies?
Is canoeing an Olympic event?
Lets see, Australia was indeed a penal colony for Great Britain.
The Brits send all of their child rapists, murders, thieves and retards to Australia. Its a small wonder that anyone is left in Great Britain.
Then the people of Australia set up their own penal colony in New Zeepland and ship off what they consider to be the bad portion of society.
Now lets look at your user name Shrimp.
Leviticus 11:9-12
These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.
God hates shrimp, If it where me I would pick a better name, maybe Kangaroo or jackass
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In Australia we call shrimps prawns. Although Aussies are rather fond of prawns to call somebody one is THE supreme insult.
The vile poofter parade that is held once a year, is Sydney's main industry.
(americans have been known to visit Sydney just to participate in this disgusting ritual - but over here in the land of real men we KNOW that all americans are queer)
Yes, I think so at least with kyacks which are a type of canoe. I believe that I have seen canoes of the Canadian variety in the Olympics (maybe not) but those canoes are definitely North American. (if not an officially endorsed Landover Baptist weapon of war.)
Brother Eziekel, you are right about both New Zealand and Australia. New Zealand has fewer convicts but both countries are full of people who left their
own country for their own country's good, and virtually nobody else.
A T-shirt emblazoned with the words -- AUSTRALIA - THE LAND WHERE MEN ARE MEN & SHEEP ARE VERY NERVOUS. - is a popular male fashion item in Australia. My own son often wears one when playing lead guitar in punk rock bands.
To call an Australian a Kangaroo is basically a term of endearment, although it is a totally stupid creature and only useful for producing a rough kind of meat (good for lasagne) and decorating the radiator grilles of trucks and cars. Most Australians are far too ignorant to know what a jackass is but the term is used by them to describe the kookooburra, a native bird noted for its stupid laughter.
New Zealand has a pathetic snivelling Kiwi bird as its own national emblem (imports of this bird are banned here but this fair land is full of snivelling Kiwis of the human kind)
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-23-2010, 07:06 AM
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BTW GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT WHOM SO EVER BELIEVED IN HIS SHALL NOT PERISH SO READ THAT PASSAGE AGAIN AND GET OF NEW ZEA-LANDS BACK AND ICELAND CAUSE GOD LOVED THE WORLD AND WHOMEVER BELIEVES IN HIM
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Want to read the rest of that one?
3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.
20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved.
But of course, you're right we're the ones who twist scripture.
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Re: Why God Sent his son to save all the world. -
04-23-2010, 11:21 AM
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YOU ARE JUST Two FACED piffleHEADs AND I HATE EVERYONE LIKE YOUR KIND EXTREMIST WHO THINK THEIR BETER THEN EVERYBODY ELSE BTW I piffle ALL UR MOMS IN THE ASS AND SHE WANTED MORE AND I AM MORE INFORMED THAT YOU U piffleING BASTARDS I HAVE A PHD THEOLOGY AND RELIGIOUS STUDIES YOU DUMB piffleS, BTW AGAIN GO piffle YOURSELF WITH A RAKE YOU DUMB piffle
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With such an obviously fine education you have, you managed to succinctly put across your point in an irrefutable manner. I know of no reasonable man that could argue against a person such as yourself.
You know friend, if you'd just apply some of that education, and give God a chance to envelope you with His love, you might be a happy person instead of the shame of a man you have presented here.
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-23-2010, 02:54 PM
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I am not sure but I have heard they even dress up like sheep to compensate for it.
Picture of a New Zealand sheep suit which New Zealand women use to seduce men:
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Well cranky, i was looking at pictures on the internet and there was one that cought my eye.
It´s Canadina men, doo you guys all dress like that.
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04-23-2010, 03:04 PM
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Well cranky, i was looking at pictures on the internet and there was one that cought my eye. It´s Canadina men, doo you guys all dress like that.
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I am from America, not from Canada. So I would have no idea about that. But your picture might be useful for an insightful article about why God hates Canada.
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James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-23-2010, 03:55 PM
Sorry Cranky but it´s allmost the same USA (Under Satans Arm) and why are you guys copying thr Brittish flag (same colours and with stripes), oh and like ours too and like Norway too and like Faroe Islands
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-23-2010, 03:58 PM
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Sorry Cranky but it´s allmost the same USA (Under Satans Arm) and why are you guys copying thr Brittish flag (same colours and with stripes), oh and like ours too and like Norway too and like Faroe Islands
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Next time you want to insult America (God's favorite country) you'll find that your posting privileges have been revoked.
Why do you think Jesus is sending earthquakes and volcanoes to your Godless iceburg?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-24-2010, 02:29 PM
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Sorry Cranky but it´s allmost the same
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Yet more proof Icelandic education is almost none existent. How did you ever figure out how to switch on a computer?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-26-2010, 09:42 PM
@ oliver I do not think that is what USA means!
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-26-2010, 11:05 PM
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Sorry Cranky but it´s allmost the same USA (Under Satans Arm) and why are you guys copying thr Brittish flag (same colours and with stripes), oh and like ours too and like Norway too and like Faroe Islands
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How do you expect anyone to take you seriously if you can't even form a proper paragraph? Are you perhaps from the theird world? (Iceland, australia/ New Zealand, Africa, Europe...)
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-27-2010, 07:27 AM
@ Logan Sometimes it makes me sad that people like @ oliver the blubbereater are not smart enough to find Jesus.
I will pray that Jesus will give him a brain! # Luke 18:27
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
05-01-2010, 02:44 PM
I spoke with an unholy New Zealander last evening and I warned him of his un-Christian ways. He was even proud of the fact that New Zealand has the highest number of sheep rape cases in the world.
I fear that these people will burn in hell and that it is too late to pray for them.
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
05-21-2010, 09:36 PM
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I spoke with an unholy New Zealander last evening and I warned him of his un-Christian ways. He was even proud of the fact that New Zealand has the highest number of sheep rape cases in the world.
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That is horrible!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
05-29-2010, 05:38 AM
The latest outrage from New Zealand: Hug a Ginga Day !
Redheads embrace their day
By SONIA GERKEN - The Southland Times
Last updated 13:45 29/05/2010
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/3754...race-their-day
BARRY HARCOURT/The Southland Times
REDDY OR NOT: Redhead Ben Winter reacts as he gets a hug from Lisa Knight during Hug A Ginga Day yesterday.
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The Edge radio station's Hug A Ginga Day has created debate as fiery as the reputation of those it is celebrating - or persecuting, depending on who you listen to.
St Peter's College student teacher Torina Halford said she was embracing Hug A Ginga Day, agreeing she was red, loud and proud. She had received 17 hugs by lunchtime from staff and pupils.
Invercargill redhead Ben Winter said his walk to work yesterday was hugless but he was not worried about the prospect of getting hugs.
He did not mind the concept of Hug A Ginga Day. He never had any trouble at school but had been subjected to the occasional remark by "the odd bogan" as they drove past, Mr Winter said.
But then, every minority group had to put up with that, he said.
While appreciating the concerns raised by some people, the public outburst by Christchurch father Stephen Simpson, who was worried about the impact on his redhead sons, had just drawn more attention to the day, Mr Winter said.
Miss Halford agreed, saying the opposition to the day was idiotic – "just deal with it".
Not all gingas were impressed with being hugged, though, including George the cat. A resident at the Gore RSPCA shelter, he tried to evade the attentions of volunteer Nat Laws when The Southland Times called to get his photograph.
Former Gore man Mike Puru and his co-hosts on The Edge's morning show are behind Hug A Ginga Day, now in its third year.
This week Puru claimed the stunt was not meant to cause offence. "The reason Hug A Ginga Day was invented was to celebrate the fact that these people are redheads. It's just a fun day. People just need to embrace it," Puru said.
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And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
05-29-2010, 03:43 PM
I personally don't mind gingers that much, New Zealand however.......
I prefer a ginger day over a satanic day, don't you agree?
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
06-03-2010, 06:52 AM
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New Zealand is a small insignificant country on the edge of the world. It used to be part of England but everyone there forgot about it. There are a few True Christians™ there, but most of it's inhabitants are going straight to Hell.
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Bullcarp. I'm a Christian, and and I live in New Zealand. And proud of it.
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New Zealand has the highest amount of Apatheism (Atheism on steroids) in the world. They do not just ignore God, they are openly proud about it!
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I've never met someone who is proud of ignoring God. I've met athiests, but they don't act proud of it.
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New Zealand has the highest amount of sheep rape cases in the entire world. And this is not just per capita! Leviticus 18:23 "Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion."
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Give me a trustworthy source on that, and maybe I'll believe it. That's just a stupid stereotype.
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More or less civilized people arrived in New Zealand by canoe in about AD 1250–1300. This canoe is still the most advanced form of transportation New Zealand has.
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Hahahano. Does this look 'more or less civilised' to you?
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Many people in New Zealand die because they ignore the Holy Bible and mistakenly think Earth is a globe. Then they fall off the edge. New Zealand is in denial about this and claims a lot of people drown in the Waikato River to explain these "mysterious" deaths. 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
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The earth is round... I'm going to get banned for this, aren't I?
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New Zealand claims to be a peaceful nation but in reality no one ever cared enough to invade it and no one there owns enough to make any form of crime profitable. And there is nothing peaceful about the way in which the Māori are mistreated. Many Māori are in jail for crimes that don't even exist in New Zealand and ancient Māori rock-art is often damaged or destroyed. The government has provided over NZ$900 million (about 7 American Dollars) in settlements in an attempt to undo some of the severe damage done to the Māori.
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Maori aren't mistreated at all. Yes, we were jerks to them when we first colonised the country, but now they are treated just as white people are.
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When British explorer James Cook started trading in 1769 the people of New Zealand mostly paid for the goods with sex. For those in denial about this: King (2003) pg 122.
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That's another load of bull, all I have to say.
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In 2003 New Zealand decriminalised the sex trade. Most female workers in New Zealand are whores. Proverbs 23:27-28 "For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit. She also lieth in wait as for a prey, and increaseth the transgressors among men."
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Would you rather a legalised and organised one, or an illegal one which still runs rampant? The sex trade will happen whether or not it is legal, might as well make sure it's kept in line.
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Since people in New Zealand have no real property other than sex trade they invented Kiwi Dollars to pretend having an economy. These
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Kiwi Dollars are also valid in Cook Islands, Niue, Tokelau, and the Pitcairn Islands all of which are, surprisingly, even less significant than New Zealand. Everywhere else in the world they are better known as Monopoly Money.
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You're an idiot. Nothing else to say here.
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All people New Zealand of need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
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Hahahahaha. So, apparently every country apart from America is going to go to hell? You're an idiot.
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
06-03-2010, 09:34 PM
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Bullcarp. I'm a Christian, and and I live in New Zealand. And proud of it.
I've never met someone who is proud of ignoring God. I've met athiests, but they don't act proud of it.
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If you are a Christian why have you chosen the user name of a character from the stories written by a notorious God mocker like Terry Pratchett? I would think that a good Christian would want to deal with FACT and leave absurd, wish fulfillment fantasies of invisible magic men who can survive death to the secularists. Heavens knows they need to avoid thinking of the hear after.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
06-03-2010, 09:36 PM
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Bullcarp. I'm a Christian, and and I live in New Zealand. And proud of it.
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I stopped reading when I saw this.......
Why not try the KJV1611 Bible?
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06-03-2010, 09:43 PM
I chose this name because I enjoy fiction, and think that Terry Pratchett is a good author. You recognised the name quickly for someone who condemns "absurd, wish fulfillment fantasies of invisible magic men".
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