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Re: Great books for children -
01-07-2015, 12:45 AM
While they may all be good, my child's first book will be a good copy of the KJV Bible! No need for fiction until they have heard the entire KJV 1611 Bible and have memorized a good amount of it, will they get any fiction. "Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path." Psalm 119:105
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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01-07-2015, 04:04 AM
Don't forget these books, endorsed by me, Pastor Ezekiel Flint.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Great books for children -
01-07-2015, 05:18 AM
The book of books, the King James Bible.
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02-11-2015, 07:11 AM
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WARNING CHRISTIANS!!!
Do not open these links!
These links are PORN!!!
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02-11-2015, 07:26 AM
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WARNING CHRISTIANS!!!
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They are not porn. They are books which describe bodily changes... Like. They aren't porn at all.
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02-11-2015, 07:35 AM
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They are not porn. They are books which describe bodily changes... Like. They aren't porn at all.
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Then why do you masturbate to them, succubus?
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02-11-2015, 04:38 PM
This thread was once a wonderful resource for children's books. Now it has been sullied and dirtied. Did you even try to think about the children when you posted this smut?
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02-11-2015, 07:01 PM
You are quite right! Let's get this thread back on track!
This book is useful for the younger child to show why all other gods and their followers are evil.
This will thrill the older boy to keep him fit in mind, body and spirit
This is for the girls and demonstrates the pointless empty life of women who pursue education as opposed to marrying early and producing children.
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02-11-2015, 08:38 PM
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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02-16-2015, 04:09 PM
From the Desk of
GRANNY JUNE
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back in the day i was in touch with family, i found this under my nephew's bed. he confessed it given to him by the uncle concerned he was considering the jooish conversion...
well the book worked as the nephew never went jooish. he is now a florist in Miami too focused on career to settle down....but again NOT jooish!
so i would suggest this book as 'cautionary t'ale
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02-17-2015, 12:22 AM
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From the Desk of
GRANNY JUNE
Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ
back in the day i was in touch with family, i found this under my nephew's bed. he confessed it given to him by the uncle concerned he was considering the jooish conversion...
well the book worked as the nephew never went jooish. he is now a florist in Miami too focused on career to settle down....but again NOT jooish!
so i would suggest this book as 'cautionary t'ale
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A FLORIST!!!! Excuse the all-caps, but that is a gay job if it is held by a man, surrounded by feminine flowers. You need to check on him and make him get checked over by a pastor from a reputable Christian church!!! It's good he's not jooish, but my goodness, a florist is a job bound to send him straight to Satan!!! Do you know how secular scientists refer to the flower -- I won't even post them since they are not appropriate for children, and this is a family-friendly site.
Concerned,
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02-19-2015, 10:46 PM
This book isn't so much for children directly, but parents will find all kinds of good, Godly, Biblical instruction. Keeping it out on the coffee table will inspire young children who are just learning to read to mind their manners. The catchy little title just invites all kinds of lovely rhyming games!
This book was written by a successful pastor, and promoter of lifelong corporal punishment!
Glory!
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05-11-2015, 02:52 AM
This book can be ordered from Amazon. It has wonderful reviews, and I think this book should inspire any animal loving child!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Great books for children -
05-11-2015, 12:20 PM
According to a review on Amazon:
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This full-color illustrated book is a fun way for parents to teach young children the valuable lessons of conservatism. Written in simple text, readers can follow along with Tommy and Lou as they open a lemonade stand to earn money for a swing set. But when liberals start demanding that Tommy and Lou pay half their money in taxes, take down their picture of Jesus, and serve broccoli with every glass of lemonade, the young brothers experience the downside to living in Liberaland.
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Brought to you by ColoringBook.com A wonderful book of The Tea Party for Kids! Teaches kids all about the origins of the Tea Party and what it all involves. A very pleasant song, coloring and activity book on Liberty, Faith, Freedom and so much more! Get involved, participate, self reliance, freedom of choice, work, government-of-for-by the people, Leadership, Ingenuity, Jobs and responsibilty! This 32 page coloring and activity book offers hours of coloring fun with games, puzzles, mazes and connect the dots, and a word search. This is a perfect 'Travel Size' coloring book on a plane, train or in an automobile. These fun books are 8.5 x 11 with a high quality full color card stock cover. Each inside page is a high bright white paper that children can use crayons, colored pencils, magic markers and even water colors on! The pages are perforated and the chip board back of the book can be used as an easel!
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Come join 13-year-old Brenna Strong along with her mom, Bea, and her dad, Richard, as they spend a typical Saturday running errands and having fun together. What's not so typical is that Brenna's parents lawfully open carry handguns for self-defense. The Strongs join a growing number of families that are standing up for their 2nd Amendment rights by open carrying and bringing gun ownership out of the closet and into the mainstream. If you want to learn about the open carry of a handgun, or if you've wondered if open carry is right for you, then this book is what you need. My Parents Open Carry was written in the hope of providing a basic overview of the right to keep and bear arms as well as the growing practice of the open carry of a handgun. We fear our children are being raised with a biased view of the 2nd Amendment. Our goal is to provide a wholesome family book that reflects the views of the majority of the American people, i.e., that self-defense is a basic natural right and that firearms provide the most efficient means for that defense. We truly hope you will enjoy this book and read and discuss it with your children. As you read this book, you will learn about the growing practice of open carry, the 2nd Amendment and the right and responsibility of self-defense.
Home School Teachers: This book is an excellent text to use as a starting point on the discussion of the 2nd Amendment.
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06-15-2015, 08:58 PM
My dearest mother read this to me as a child and now we read it to my Niece.
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06-15-2015, 09:06 PM
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My dearest mother...
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How many mothers do you have?
Maybe you can address that in your introduction thread: go here and click the "New Thread" button, then carefully follow the instructions at the top of the page.
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03-03-2016, 04:42 PM
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Great books for children -
03-03-2016, 06:09 PM
This thread is miscategorized. I come to this forum to relax, not to worry about a bunch of baloney about some stupid little rugrats.
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