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Default Join me in boycotting JoJo Siwa, a Chinese plant to make American youth turn into Gays! - 02-10-2021, 02:53 AM

JoJo Siwa is somebody young people look up to. She's cheerful, friendly, fun, and sings and dances. She got her start appearing for two seasons on Dance Moms, and is best known for her singles "Boomerang" and "Kid in a Candy Store." JoJo Siwa posts daily videos of her day-to-day life on her YouTube channel, "Its JoJo Siwa." She is so popular with children that Time Magazine included her in one of the 100 most influential people of 2020.

It should be noted JoJo Siwa never danced for the LORD, is never seen with the timbrel and harp.
Let them praise his name in the dance:
let them sing praises unto him with the timbrel and harp.
Psalms 149:3
Nor does she ever dance to celebrate Military victories or glorify Trump, with or without tabrets and other instruments.
And it came to pass as they came, when David was returned from the slaughter of the Philistine, that the women came out of all cities of Israel,
singing and dancing, to meet king Saul, with tabrets, with joy, and with instruments of musick.
1 Samuel 18:6
Despite having 32 million followers on youtube, JoJo Siwa decided to come out of the homer closet on TikTok, a Chinese public youtube alternate for people with short attention spans and executive function disabilities. You can see how she makes this announcement on her TikTok here.

What tipped me off to her was this picture she shared on Twitter with such big, bold letters. It reminded me of Frankie Goes to Hollywood's "Relax" style. Who does that anymore? This is suspicious!



When reprimanded by a parent, JoJo Siwa shows no remorse. None at all. In fact, she looks positively giddy at losing a normal fan. Perhaps this is to increase the strength of the peer pressure for her young fans to embrace the Gay?



Has JoJo Siwa never heard of the Bible? Is she completely unaware of what the LORD thinks about homers?
Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God?
Do not be deceived. Neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor homosexuals, nor sodomites,
nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners will inherit the kingdom of God.
1 Corinthians 6:9-10
Lesbians are all these things. They fornicate with themselves, they idolize wet, slimy body parts, they commit adultery with themselves thus depriving their husbands a faithful wife, they commit front sodomy which Jesus hates, and they are drunk on sin.

Why is this young woman, clearly of menstrual age, not married and honoring her husband with children by now? This is the reason Jesus created women, as it had become painfully clear that Adam wasn't getting on well with just animals to keep him company on the earth.
And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone;
I will make him an help meet for him.
Genesis 2:18
I have the answer. Jesus impressed it upon my heart in prayer. JoJo Siwa is a Chinese plant to turn American children into Gays. She's a veritable Homer Pied Piper, and unless we pay the Communists their ransom, we'll never see our children whole and healthy again.

Friends, we cannot let this stand! The Chinese must understand the power of the Free Market! Jesus loves the Free Market. Let us BOYCOTT this young Jezebel and prayer the LORD turn her commie little heart around before it's too late!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Join me in boycotting JoJo Siwa, a Chinese plant to make American youth turn into Gays! - 02-10-2021, 07:31 AM

What unusual makeup! It reminded me of a firework display!


II Corinthians 11:14-15 And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light. Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works.
Satan is like a firework too. Something had to start him off. Probably at first a little fizz, then squaring up to God like anything, ready for a fight and the rest is history. Having failed in Heaven, he's snuck down here to infiltrate by any means possible. His objective? To ruin God's creation forever. Now God's standard is very easy to determine. Just read His requirements in The Bible. According to the humanist agenda, at least for now, it wouldn't matter which source you used as long as it came from God. That is intended to confuse the issue but actually has the opposite effect since all the "sources" disagree with each other. Therefore they can't have the same origin. For example, by reading the Ramayana (supposedly the memoir of an avatar of Vishnu messing around on earth) one's wrongdoings would be undone. Such a thesis utterly contradicts The Bible and thus cannot have come from God. Different individuals will be persuaded by different ideas of course, at different times, hence the fluid nature of humanist arguments.


A fizz in the darkness: evil takes root.
WHOOOMPH
Satan transforms into something spectacular.





I John 2:16-18 For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world. And the world passeth away, and the lust thereof: but he that doeth the will of God abideth for ever. Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last time.
The Antichrist is described here as a fragmented thing. Its objective? To ruin God's creation forever. "Two minds with but a single thought," as they say, suggesting in fact a single mind. Satan's mind. Humans however have individual minds and to further the humanist agenda a multifaceted approach is called for. The chrysanthemum firework represents this idea quite well. Satan kicked off with a little fizz in the darkness of his mind, "Aha! I'll challenge God!" and like the initial whoomph of a firework (after the fizzing) his rotten plan ignited. It failed.




Now we are the target. Pretending to be interested in humanity, his agenda masquerades as "enlightenment" or a "better world" with humanistic values replacing God's values, values uniquely presented in The Bible, and every human targeted with a different facet of his vileness. The Gay is one such project. Stop them reading valid texts, get them reading anything else instead: "They're all the same God," or for a different audience: "Read nothing! Do whatever you feel like!" but as soon as you read The Bible it's obvious.
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Default Re: Join me in boycotting JoJo Siwa, a Chinese plant to make American youth turn into Gays! - 02-12-2021, 07:59 PM

Wait, are you telling me that JoJo is actually a little girl?

Because there is a chinese comic-book with the same name that is very likely to be homoerotic.



(Warning! Potential homoerotic content down there!)




If she is truly promoting sodomy, there is no doubt that she is a transvestite, that would explain why she look so masculine in the cover. We absolutely need to protect our children against the CCP and his propaganda to weaken Christianity and send us in the chinese labour camps!
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Default Re: Join me in boycotting JoJo Siwa, a Chinese plant to make American youth turn into Gays! - 02-13-2021, 03:11 AM

This is just what we can expect from the Biden Administration, gay medicine. We need to tighten our safety belts, it's going to be a bumpy moral road.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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