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So, why isn't there a women's forum? Happy now, harpy? -
06-26-2009, 07:29 AM
I'm not questioning the wisdom of the pastors, this is an honest question. I mean, women have their own issues. Might as well give them a seperate place to discuss them. Do you really want threads about m*nstr*ti*n or b*s*ms in places where Christian children might run across them?
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Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum? -
06-26-2009, 08:17 AM
We Ladies have the Nail Parlor to discuss such trivias.
Our menfolk certainly don't want to accidentally click on something here and read about these disgusting things.
Our men NEVER enter the Freehold Nail Parlor.
My apologies to the Pastors for entering your man-zone but I thought it necessary.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum? -
06-26-2009, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by JRFinn
I'm not questioning the wisdom of the pastors, this is an honest question. I mean, women have their own issues. Might as well give them a seperate place to discuss them. Do you really want threads about m*nstr*ti*n or b*s*ms in places where Christian children might run across them?
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What would they say that was of any interest? Pie recipes and tips on getting out tough stains would be a waste of God's precious bandwidth.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum? -
06-26-2009, 01:31 PM
Being a True Christian™ man, I will not even respond to this absurd question. It is beneath me.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum? -
06-26-2009, 01:34 PM
What's wrong with these ones?
As far as I'm concerned, there are TOO MANY women's forums.
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Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum? -
06-26-2009, 01:40 PM
Brother Nobar, you are right, as always. True Christian™ men are so accomodating. I think we really should consider being a little less easy going and a bit firmer.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum? -
06-26-2009, 01:59 PM
I'd like to remind the OP not to start his threads with conjunctions. Conjunctions are meant to go in the middle of a sentence.
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Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum? -
06-26-2009, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by JRFinn
I'm not questioning the wisdom of the pastors, this is an honest question. I mean, women have their own issues. Might as well give them a seperate place to discuss them. Do you really want threads about m*nstr*ti*n or b*s*ms in places where Christian children might run across them?
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Women have far too many issues, and Jesus wants to hear none of them.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum? -
06-27-2009, 02:30 AM
I just don't think that women are smart enough to make any headway on their issues by discussing them online. Logic isn't their strong point you know. However, if there were a serious need to discuss doilies and clothes ironing, then you might have a case.
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Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum? -
06-29-2009, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by JRFinn
I'm not questioning the wisdom of the pastors, this is an honest question. I mean, women have their own issues.
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When a woman has an issue, God demands that she set herself apart, as unclean. However, the Bible here refers to physical contact.
Are you suggesting a virtual menstruation shack in the forum? That has to be the most bizarre, useless, idiotic, and . . . and . . .
Pastors, I've had a brilliant idea!
Why not set up a special area here in the forum for the ladies, and confine them to it during that time? We'd be free of the rantings and ravings of bloated and cranky PMS-ing females, with their mood swings ranging from sweet to sad to sensual to strident. They could whine and complain as much as they like (and believe me, they like!) without risking insulting a Pastor and getting the rod in trouble!
We could call it . . . wait for it . . . Virtual Menstruation Shack!
What do you think?
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Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum? -
06-29-2009, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by JRFinn
I'm not questioning the wisdom of the pastors, this is an honest question. I mean, women have their own issues. Might as well give them a seperate place to discuss them. Do you really want threads about m*nstr*ti*n or b*s*ms in places where Christian children might run across them?
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Because having a men's forum and a women's forum would mean giving them equal space, which would give the impression that we thought they were equal. We'll make no concessions to the enemies of freedom!
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Pastors, I've had a brilliant idea!
Why not set up a special area here in the forum for the ladies, and confine them to it during that time? We'd be free of the rantings and ravings of bloated and cranky PMS-ing females, with their mood swings ranging from sweet to sad to sensual to strident. They could whine and complain as much as they like (and believe me, they like!) without risking insulting a Pastor and getting the rod in trouble!
We could call it . . . wait for it . . . Virtual Menstruation Shack!
What do you think?
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I prefer the existing system, where menfolk are expected to keep their property away from the computer during that time. Actually, could someone remind me why it is that we let women use the internet in the first place?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum? -
06-29-2009, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
We could call it . . . wait for it . . . Virtual Menstruation Shack!
What do you think?
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I think this would upset dear Jenny D.
Remember, she has a place of business that deals with this disgusting subject.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum? -
06-29-2009, 09:51 PM
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I think this would upset dear Jenny D.
Remember, she has a place of business that deals with this disgusting subject.
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Does she provide Internet access for the women? Do they come onto this forum while ranting and raving and bloating?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum? -
06-29-2009, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by JRFinn
I'm not questioning the wisdom of the pastors, this is an honest question. I mean, women have their own issues. Might as well give them a seperate place to discuss them. Do you really want threads about m*nstr*ti*n or b*s*ms in places where Christian children might run across them?
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I've already suggested a Women's Forum. A looong time ago. But the Pastors yelled at me. It's not as if I was making a fuss about it, or something.
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Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum? -
06-30-2009, 12:29 AM
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I've already suggested a Women's Forum. A looong time ago. But the Pastors yelled at me. It's not as if I was making a fuss about it, or something.
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You were wrong then and you're wrong now. What's your excuse for not being a Christian yet?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum? -
06-30-2009, 01:13 AM
If you ask my opinion, I think this forum would benefit with greater diversity, multi-cultural sensitivities, and tolerance of those with differing viewpoints. The main problem I find with the Landover church (and forums) is that it upholds the idea of the White Christian American Heterosexual Male as the only authority on whom can speak about issues, while the women are rendered second-class citizens. Please hear me out. I propose the following additions to the forums...
- Feminist Women's Forum: "I am Woman, hear me TYPE!" (No Men Allowed)
- African-American Forum: "Darker the Berry, Sweeter the Juice" (No Whites Allowed)
- Gay/Lesbian Rights Forum: "We are Gay and that's O-kay!" (No heterosexuals allowed)
- Communist and Socialist political theory dicussion board: "Workers of the World, unite!" (No fascist capitalists allowed)
- Atheists Forum: "We Don't Need No Superstition. We Don't Need No Thought Control." (No Christians allowed)
And so forth. By promoting tolerance and diversity, I would imagine that Landover could triple its membership base! Instead of reinforcing the hegemony and imperialistic fascist idea of allowing only one school of thought on these boards and thereby creating an environment of entropy, we could reach out to oppressed minorities and give them equal time to promote their (more valid) viewpoints.
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Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum? -
06-30-2009, 01:42 AM
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If you ask my opinion,............
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If anyone wanted your opinion, they would of beaten it out of you.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum? -
06-30-2009, 01:53 AM
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If anyone wanted your opinion, they would of beaten it out of you.
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Is that supposed to be some racist reference to slavery? Miss the times when white men could unabashedly physically beat African-American women with complete impugnity?
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Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum? -
06-30-2009, 02:02 AM
Not at all. Beating is something done to a bad egg. To not have impunity, you must have witnesses.
Never heard of "impugnity" is that what a flat nose is?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum? -
06-30-2009, 03:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Professor Tyeisha X
If you ask my opinion, I think this forum would benefit with greater diversity, multi-cultural sensitivities, and tolerance of those with differing viewpoints.
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We tolerate a rabid Lesbian, a heathen God-mocker, a violent Negress, a fashion victim, an obnoxious and insulting troll, an overeducated Afrocentrist, and a hot-tempered Feminazi.
Aren't you enough diversity for one forum?
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