[Uncle Rutherford]

I see a lot of people claiming that it’s racist to criticize a Joo and that they are to be left alone because Israel blah blah blah. Be that as it may that the Jesus killers do believe in God, I would be HAPPY to see a joo convert to becoming a True Christian ™️ Baptist. The issue I have with them is their skin color. Why would they pull the race card if they appear to be white?

Also what the heck are Italians? Can’t ever figure out what religion they believe in and they are all busy shouting GTL (whatever that means). They should be shouting GOD instead.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford

I see a lot of people claiming that it’s racist to criticize a Joo and that they are to be left alone because Israel blah blah blah. Be that as it may that the Jesus killers do believe in God, I would be HAPPY to see a joo convert to becoming a True Christian ™️ Baptist. The issue I have with them is their skin color. Why would they pull the race card if they appear to be white?

Brother Uncle, the really weird thing about being a Jew is that anybody can choose to be one! Why anybody would is beyond me, but apparently, there are Black Jews and Korean Jews and the Christian God knows what other kinds of Jews. As I have said, I don't understand, but it is true. Why, back in my sinful days of seeking a college education, I knew of a Black Jewess. I tried to be tolerant of her, because at my college, she could easily have also been a Gay, but she wasn't. So, that was something, at least.

Also what the heck are Italians? Can’t ever figure out what religion they believe in and they are all busy shouting GTL (whatever that means). They should be shouting GOD instead.

As an ex-Eyetalian, I can impart this little secret. Eyetalians are some of the most racist people you could ever meet. And they worry excessively about being perceived as White. . . And you know darn well what that means.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford

Why would they pull the race card if they appear to be white?

I'm not a demographer or a sociologist. Instead, I'm a True Christian™.

That being the case I divide Jews into two races. The ones who voted for Trump are white. The ones who voted for Biden and Obama are a foreign race called "New York Jews."

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Jews, apparently, are a race of their own (God decided to give them a special privilege).

As for Italians, like me, are Mediterranean, like Greeks, Portuguese and Spanish people.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati

...As for Italians, like me, are Mediterranean, like Greeks, Portuguese and Spanish people.

Might want to check your map again, Padre.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

Might want to check your map again, Padre.

Well - you cannot expect an Italian to be good at reading maps, can you? After all, one of these people sailed from Spain to India and ended up on the Caribbeans instead.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

It occurs to me that what might be missing here is that today "race" has taken on a new meaning - you don't have to be a "member", you can just "identify" as one and all is forgotten.

Then there are some parallels between Elizabeth "Pocahontas" Warren claiming to be an injun and negriss Whoopi "Goldberg" claiming to be a jew. Both contributed recipes for their "ethnic" foods, with Whoopi contributing her "Jewish American Princess Fried Chicken".

Then there is Whoopi "Goldberg" being cast as a cathylick nun in the movie "Sister Act". Who in their right mind would cast a jew as a nun (even before Bergoglio)? Oh, that's right - jew dominated Hellywood.

Then we come full circle - another "intellectual" Hellywood elite becomes a talk show host on "The View".

[Roland]

Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford

Also what the heck are Italians? Can’t ever figure out what religion they believe in and they are all busy shouting GTL (whatever that means). They should be shouting GOD instead.

I can not help you with the questions about Jews. I might be able to help you out with the Italians, I looked for a few clues:


A lot of Italians eat pasta on Friday;
most Italians are not that tall;
Italians seem to incline to being pirates.


It is known that followers of the FSM eat pasta on Friday. We also know that the FSM puts a lot of effort in not letting people to fall of the Earth, those who he likes most tend to be pushed somewhat harder and thus shorter. The pirate thing speaks for itself.


This can only mean one thing: The Italians are Pastafarians.