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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-30-2010, 10:49 AM
Cross-dressing, Christ-killing actor Tony Curtis has just landed a part as Satan's party ewe.
Sick-ular "news" source:
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Coroner: Actor Tony Curtis dies at Las Vegas home
LAS VEGAS (AP) - Tony Curtis, the Bronx tailor's son who became a 1950s movie heartthrob and then a respected actor with such films as "Sweet Smell of Success," "The Defiant Ones" and "Some Like It Hot," has died. He was 85.
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In 1958, "The Defiant Ones" brought him an Academy Award nomination as best actor for his portrayal of a white racist escaped convict handcuffed to a black escapee, Sidney Poitier. The following year, he donned women's clothing and sparred with Marilyn Monroe in one of the most acclaimed film comedies ever, Billy Wilder's "Some Like It Hot."
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Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-30-2010, 11:20 AM
Praise the LORD that Tony Curtis is finally in HELL where he belong.
Now he can scream in pain together with Bonnie & Clyde director Arthur Penn who died tuesday in his Manhattan home:
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Film, stage and television director Arthur Penn, whose 1967 movie "Bonnie and Clyde" revolutionized the depiction of sex and violence on screen, has died at the age of 88.
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Praise our faithful Landover Baptist women
Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-30-2010, 12:23 PM
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"Some like it hot"
He won't be thinking that when he's writhing on the end of Satan's Tallywacker.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-30-2010, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Some joo comedian died. It was a lawyer too. Maybe it can try cases for satan now, and throw in some "one-liners" during oral arguments.
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Now that is funny. That joo finally made me laugh!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-30-2010, 04:35 PM
The following FACTS that Tony Curtis will have to answer for. - Appeared in gay porn film Spartacus
- Father Jamie Lee Curtis, the 80's Doris Day.
- Appeared in the pro-gay sex cartoon The Flintstones.
- Art faggetry in the form of flute playing (girl's instrument) and painting.
- Appeared with Sidney Poitier in cross racial gay sex bondage film the Defiant Ones.
- Appeared as a bottom to Ernest Borgnine's top in gay sex movie The Vikings 1958.
- Secret Jew
The list of Curtis sins is just disgusting and endless.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-30-2010, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
The following FACTS that Tony Curtis will have to answer for. - Appeared in gay porn film Spartacus
- Father Jamie Lee Curtis, the 80's Doris Day.
- Appeared in the pro-gay sex cartoon The Flintstones.
- Art faggetry in the form of flute playing (girl's instrument) and painting.
- Appeared with Sidney Poitier in cross racial gay sex bondage film the Defiant Ones.
- Appeared as a bottom to Ernest Borgnine's top in gay sex movie The Vikings 1958.
- Secret Jew
The list of Curtis sins is just disgusting and endless.
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It is a sad day in the race-mixing homo joo "community"--- but a joyous day in the Kingdom of God!!
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-30-2010, 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Now that is funny. That joo finally made me laugh!
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Me too, Brother James. Look at the Christ-Killer trying to disguise himself as a CowBoy. First the "gay" CowBoys....now this
Jesus spins in the Grave He used to inhabit.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-04-2010, 12:28 PM
PRAISE JESUS!!
Greg Giraldo DEAD!!!
'Comedian' Greg Giraldo is now doing standup in HELL!!
He was profoundly disgusting with his foul mouthed insult humor, I wonder if he can find anything funny in HELL to joke about ??
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are un Godly among them of all their un Godly deeds which they have un Godly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which un Godly sinners have spoken against him.
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Location: 13706 Levite's Sojourn Terr., Gibeah Hill, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-14-2010, 07:49 PM
A cafeteria-Christian Negress will spend eternity singing in the choir of the angels — that is, the fallen angels of the First Satanic Megachurch in beautiful downtown hell.
From The Washington False Christian Post:
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Jericho City of Praise co-founder Betty Peebles dies; grew Pr. George's megachurch into social, economic force
Four decades ago, James and Betty Peebles gathered a handful of families to worship in a Northeast Washington public housing complex. From those early beginnings sprang the Jericho City of Praise, whose 19,000 congregants now pray on a sprawling suburban campus that supplements spirituality with community services that rival a small town.
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In 1995, the church bought 75 acres next to what would become FedEx Field in Landover [Maryland — nothing to do with our true church] and began building a $36 million complex. James Peebles, 63, died in the midst of construction; four months later, James Jr. - the Peebles's eldest son and the congregation's assistant pastor - died of a heart attack. He was 38.
Despite her grief, Apostle Peebles stepped into the role of senior pastor, overseeing the successful completion of Jericho City of Praise's campus. Over the past decade, she went on to expand that campus to more than 150 acres, adding a $52 million senior living center and a $9.5 million office building.
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What's wrong with this picture? As for women as pastors, let alone apostles, God said:
1 Tim. 2:11-12: Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
Also, after the Lord smote her husband and her son, here's the role that she should have assumed in church, instead of behaving like a feminazi Jezebel and usurping a man's rightful place:
1 Tim. 5:5: Now she that is a widow indeed, and desolate, trusteth in God, and continueth in supplications and prayers night and day.
1 Tim. 5:9-10: Let not a widow be taken into the number under threescore years old, having been the wife of one man, Well reported of for good works; if she have brought up children, if she have lodged strangers, if she have washed the saints' feet, if she have relieved the afflicted, if she have diligently followed every good work.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-17-2010, 03:08 PM
BEAVER CLEAVER'S MOTHER IS DEAD!!!
How many American Children did she lead into SIN, always talking about her "beaver" on Televisions across the Nation.
Perhaps she Died from an overdose of make-up. Ya think?
Last edited by SUV; 10-18-2010 at 04:07 PM.
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True Christian™ Televangelist Director of Fundraising and Tithing On the Look Out for Wife #6!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-18-2010, 08:56 AM
Amen! I'm glad that TV slut who invented the "MILF" concept is finally dead. One could say that Leave It To Beaver paved the way for more sordid, gratuitously sexual shows like Three's Company and Charlie's Angels. Under the guise of a "traditional family values" program, it was nothing more than a sick quasi-porno with double entendres that would make James Bond jealous...
"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the beaver last night" - June Cleaver.
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-19-2010, 12:01 AM
I truly understand why Marilyn Manson wrote," I never really hated the one true god like the god of the people I hated."
Lies are just as good as truth is everyone believes them.
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-19-2010, 12:29 AM
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I truly understand why Marilyn Manson wrote," I never really hated the one true god like the god of the people I hated."
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Oooh, look: Pastor gave you the Doggie Poo Award!
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-19-2010, 03:37 AM
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I truly understand why Marilyn Manson wrote," I never really hated the one true god like the god of the people I hated."
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Who is she, some satan worshiper in your coven?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-19-2010, 11:02 AM
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I truly understand why Marilyn Manson wrote," I never really hated the one true god like the god of the people I hated."
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Lets take a look at that
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And I'm a black rainbow
And I'm an ape of god
I got a face that's made for violence upon
And I'm a teen distortion
Survived abortion
A rebel from the waist down
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
I wanna thank you mom
I wanna thank you dad
For bringing this fvcking world to a bitter end
I never really hated the "one true God"
But the god of the people I hated
You said you wanted evolution
The ape was a great big hit
You said you wanted a revolution, man
And I say that you're full of shit
We're disposable teens
We're disposable teens
We're disposable teens
We're disposable
We're disposable teens
We're disposable teens
We're disposable teens
We're disposable
You said you wanted evolution
The ape was a great big hit
You said you wanted revolution, man
And I say that you're full of shit
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
The more that you fear us the bigger we get
The more that you fear us the bigger we get
And don't be suprised, don't be suprised
Don't be suprised if we destroy all of it
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
You said you wanted evolution
The ape was a great big hit
You said you wanted revolution, man
And I say that you're full of shit
Yeah yeah yeah
You said you wanted evolution
The ape was a great big hit
You said you wanted revolution, man
And I say that you're full of shit
Yeah yeah yeah
We're disposable teens
We're disposable teens
We're disposable teens
We're disposable
We're disposable teens
We're disposable teens
We're disposable teens
We're disposable
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-19-2010, 02:58 PM
Look who just Died! I don't know who or what it is, so all I can do is shout PRAISE GOD!!!
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-19-2010, 03:12 PM
SUV, that is digusting, posting the picture of a rotting corpse!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-19-2010, 03:28 PM
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SUV, that is digusting, posting the picture of a rotting corpse!
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I sowwy
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Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-19-2010, 06:56 PM
Tom Bosley has just punched his ticket. You can go peddle your hardware in hell, Mr. Cunningham!
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-19-2010, 07:04 PM
CHOO CHOO!!! How's hell Tom Bosley ?
That's what you get for encouraging teen drinking and wanton fornication in Happy Days and playing a Catlick in Father Dowling Mysteries.
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