[Johny Joe Hold]

Sometimes atheists say things that are just plain laughable. One thing they say is, "It will not do any good for Jesus to return. No one will believe it is Him. People have been saying they were Jesus since forever."

We know this is nonsense because the Bible tells us precisely how we will recognize the returned Jesus. He will be wearing white and, more importantly, he will be glowing with light. No one else can glow with light. It will be Jesus for sure. (Mark 9:3) (Luke 9:29)

[handmaiden]

What offends me is atheists saying that if the "Real" Jesus returned then we, the Republican, True American™ True Christians™ would reject Him because we don't practice "real" Christian values.

We follow the Bible which is as real as real Christianity gets. If the Bible is the only source for learning about Jesus' existance, then it stands to reason that the Bible is the only source for accurate information about Jesus and His "values". (You mean His infalliable teachings, yes?)


Don't try to tell me that I wouldn't recognize or follow Jesus if He returned. Of course, I would. He will be leading the fight against America's enemies and I will pick up my gun and my Bible* and join Him.





* It will have to be a pocket Bible because I will need both hands for the gun.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

What offends me is atheists saying that if the "Real" Jesus returned then we, the Republican, True American™ True Christians™ would reject Him because we don't practice "real" Christian values.

We follow the Bible which is as real as real Christianity gets. If the Bible is the only source for learning about Jesus' existance, then it stands to reason that the Bible is the only source for accurate information about Jesus and His "values". (You mean His infalliable teachings, yes?)

Don't try to tell me that I wouldn't recognize or follow Jesus if He returned. Of course, I would. He will be leading the fight against America's enemies and I will pick up my gun and my Bible* and join Him.

* It will have to be a pocket Bible because I will need both hands for the gun.

Amen, dear Sister Handmaiden! You are so completely correct there; and, for that, I do thank you. When the good returns to Earth, of course believers will know — undoubtedly — that He is, in fact, the . And, then, the evil servants of the devil will weep and tremble terribly, as they realize that their fate is hanging from the edge of a cliff: a cliff that towers precariously over the eternal pits of !

Matthew 13:41,42:
41 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
42 And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

And, it will be so glorious when does return, wearing spotless, white robes as He visits with spotless, white people. Why, it would not surprise me if the should make first visit by stopping in at the White House!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Here's a quick test you can use to filter off fake Christians, and help recognize Him when He returns. Pick the correct Jesus - and choose wisely because if you get it wrong it's blasphemy, and you know what that means (eternal damnation).

[handmaiden]

Making a Black Jesus is like making a Black Trump. It would not work out the same way.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Our Bro Jesus would not wear a stovepipe hat like the lower right corner. Out with that one.

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[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by EsaqzpGam

The world is constantly transforming. . .

And yet, we read in Isaiah 40:8 that, "The grass withereth, the flowers fadeth, but the word of our God shall stand forever."

. . . it's essential to rely on trusted resources . . . you stupid baptits should stop believing in fairy tales and get your information from the Book of Mormmon.

Well, a True Christian™ would know that the only reliable resource for learning about the God of the Bible would come from the words of the Bible. And there are words in that Bible that make it clear that God declared it complete some 2000 years ago.

Any texts written after that time claiming to be a form of "scripture" is a lie from Satan. This includes the laughable hoax that is (are?) the "Golden plates".

Mormons and other false "Christians" seem unable to read the simple English that is the King James Bible, in which are written, (by God and not some phoney baloney "angel"),
"For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book."

That's Revelaton 22:18, in case you need the reference. It's one of the last four verses in the entire Bible, so if you turn to the back of the book, it's not that hard to find. And, maybe, just maybe, God thought that His final written words of the subject of what is and is not scripture inspired by Him were important.

And, because you probably have no real understanding of the Bible in its cultural setting in addition to its use as a spiritual guide, please be informed that to "testify" means to swear on your balls. I guess the idea is that God will pop 'em like grapes if you don't mean what you say. So, I'd listen to the Apostle whom God chose to write His last social media post if I were you.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

And yet, we read in Isaiah 40:8 that, "The grass withereth, the flowers fadeth, but the word of our God shall stand forever." Well, a True Christian™ would know that the only reliable resource for learning about the God of the Bible would come from the words of the Bible. And there are words in that Bible that make it clear that God declared it complete some 2000 years ago.
Any texts written after that time claiming to be a form of "scripture" is a lie from Satan. This includes the laughable hoax that is (are?) the "Golden plates".
Mormons and other false "Christians" seem unable to read the simple English that is the King James Bible, in which are written, (by God and not some phoney baloney "angel"),
"For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book."
That's Revelaton 22:18, in case you need the reference. It's one of the last four verses in the entire Bible, so if you turn to the back of the book, it's not that hard to find. And, maybe, just maybe, God thought that His final written words of the subject of what is and is not scripture inspired by Him were important.
And, because you probably have no real understanding of the Bible in its cultural setting in addition to its use as a spiritual guide, please be informed that to "testify" means to swear on your balls. I guess the idea is that God will pop 'em like grapes if you don't mean what you say. So, I'd listen to the Apostle whom God chose to write His last social media post if I were you.

Great post, Sister Handmaiden. When the blinding brightness appears and Jesus arrives we a Landover Baptist will be proven right once and for all. It's all right there in the Bible.