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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
09-06-2010, 10:34 PM
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You are going to learn plenty behind the woodshed if you keep posting here Don't you have pots to scrub?
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Was this thread moved? Or am I going to have to talk to my wife as well.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
09-06-2010, 10:41 PM
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Was this thread moved? Or am I going to have to talk to my wife as well.
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No. Several women have posted here. If you own one of them, punishment is in order
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
09-13-2010, 07:36 AM
punishment is in order? you need to be punished and wats up chior girl?
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Re: pack that bowl for me!!! -
09-13-2010, 06:58 PM
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This is because you are a disgusting hermaphrodite and an abomonation in the eyes of the Lord. You are confused and even stoned Sodomites don't know what to do with you once the trousers come off and they see what they have gotten into.
May God smite you.
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: pack that bowl for me!!! -
09-13-2010, 07:23 PM
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Why does this God mocker have a green rep. and a pure Jesus loving sole such as myself has a red one?
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Re: pack that bowl for me!!! -
09-13-2010, 07:31 PM
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Why does this God mocker have a green rep. and a pure Jesus loving sole such as myself has a red one?
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You are green and I added some more rep!
Walk with Jesus.
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Re: pack that bowl for me!!! -
09-13-2010, 07:53 PM
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Just imagine, if you gave up the drugs you might be able to put your points across intelligently without just resorting to endless lines of smilies.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
09-13-2010, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Choir Girl
I understand there is a “Burning Man” event taking place in the desert and when they ‘burn the man’ everyone is under the influence of this weed. They call this Mecca a commune of love, are they all gay hippies?
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I went to Burning Man to witness three years ago. What a nightmare!
First of all, it's segregated. When you arrive, they ask you who you are. I told them I was Pastor of a small church in Indiana, and told them all about my truck stop ministry. They were very interested when I told them I'd had nine men crying out for Jesus just the night before, and then gave me directions to an area where I'd be with "my kind of people".
I pulled into the campsite and got set up. Soon, I noticed that ALL the campers around me were men. (Genetically, at least!) I engaged a few of them in conversation and learned that they were Christian Sodomites, a new God-mocking group like the Radical Faeries, only a bit more normal-acting. Other than the sodomy.
They explained the reason for the name "Burning Man". Seems it refers to a few things. The first, the intense sunlight. It's hot during the day. No sunscreen? You're BURNING, man!
Second, the marijuana. "Smoking a doobie" is nowadays called "burning one".
Third, the figure they light on fire, inspired by the documentary "The Wicker Man". They stopped putting a real man in it after the first couple of years.
Fourth, and most disturbing . . . The urethral infections and other STDs they get from their drug-fueled orgies. And I know they happen, I saw several! I was left speechless with disgust.
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Re: pack that bowl for me!!! -
09-15-2010, 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter
This is because you are a disgusting hermaphrodite and an abomonation in the eyes of the Lord. You are confused and even stoned Sodomites don't know what to do with you once the trousers come off and they see what they have gotten into.
May God smite you.
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I am laughing so hard right now! Your only way to respond to someone saying they smoke pot a couple times a month is to call the person a hermaphrodite and a fag. Apparently you had some trouble reading my first post, or else you had seen that I had wrote that I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER HAVE SEX WITH A MALE. Also, regardless of what your mind concocted about me, I am a male, not a female nor a hermaphrodite, come up with a more creative insult, the ones you use are dull.
I get the sense you're frustrated with the irrelevance of yourself and your religion in the modern world so you decide to take it out on everything else, the sooner you realize that the vast majority of people today understand that they are free to think for themselves and don't see a use in a religion that ties them down the better off you'll be.
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Re: pack that bowl for me!!! -
09-15-2010, 02:27 PM
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I am laughing so hard right now! Your only way to respond to someone saying they smoke pot a couple times a month is to call the person a hermaphrodite and a fag. Apparently you had some trouble reading my first post, or else you had seen that I had wrote that I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER HAVE SEX WITH A MALE. Also, regardless of what your mind concocted about me, I am a male, not a female nor a hermaphrodite, come up with a more creative insult, the ones you use are dull.
I get the sense you're frustrated with the irrelevance of yourself and your religion in the modern world so you decide to take it out on everything else, the sooner you realize that the vast majority of people today understand that they are free to think for themselves and don't see a use in a religion that ties them down the better off you'll be.
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Brothers this is a prime example of what happens when you smoke the devil weed. Lost in some drug induced haze, no sense of morality. Note his lack of memory and his wanton desire to have sexural relations with a man.
He is suffering from marijuana head, he cant even fathom the existence of God.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
09-15-2010, 07:09 PM
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Apparently you had some trouble reading my first post, or else you had seen that I had wrote that I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER HAVE SEX WITH A MALE.
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Why not?
All morality comes from God. You hate God so much that you say He doesn't even exist. So why won't you have sex with a male? Surely it's on the "bucket list" of every atheist, who works to offend God in as many ways as possible.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
09-20-2010, 07:25 AM
I honestly can say I advoid smoking pot for the reason that it stupid and uncool.
No Pot For Me Brothers.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
09-20-2010, 09:08 AM
Yes, I smoked it alot, anyone under 10 years interested in flushing out his rectum?
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
09-20-2010, 05:17 PM
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Yes, I smoked it alot, anyone under 10 years interested in flushing out his rectum?
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This isn't a homo pick up bar. Go find your sex partners somewhere other than GOD'S Favorite Forum.
Enjoy Hell.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
09-20-2010, 10:38 PM
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This isn't a homo pick up bar. Go find your sex partners somewhere other than GOD'S Favorite Forum.
Enjoy Hell.
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Sister Thumper, while I do enjoy tour zeal for rebuking heathens, does Pastor Ezekiel know you are visiting the men's section? Please don't make me call him.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
12-03-2010, 09:40 PM
"Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life.
Open my eyes and blind me with your light
and your lies."
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
12-03-2010, 09:56 PM
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
12-04-2010, 05:33 AM
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To judge someone who does something you don't like is the devils work. learn to love learn to listen and maybe god will forgive you. after all wasn't it god who said tho shall not judge.
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God only forbids hypocritical judgment.
Since True Christians™ are perfect and without sin, we are indeed commanded to judge in righteousness. If you spent less time smoking deadly narcotics and more time studying His Word, you would not need to be spoon-fed these basic Bible Facts.
Leviticus 19:15
Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
12-04-2010, 06:29 AM
Marijuana does not make you gay. You may drop some inhibitions, but you're still the same person, just.....different.
And unless a majority of the men had AIDS to begin with, and then all had sex together at once, there is no way that they could all be infected now.
That's not how it works. I know. I'm gay.
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