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Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY -
03-16-2007, 01:25 PM
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A 330-foot-deep sinkhole (gateway to Hell) killed at least two teenagers as it swallowed about a dozen homes early Friday and forced the evacuation of nearly 1,000 people in a crowded Guatemala City neighborhood. Officials blamed the sinkhole on recent rains and an underground sewage flow from a ruptured main.
The pit emitted foul odors ( Sulphor), loud noises and tremors, shaking the surrounding ground. A rush of water could be heard from its depths, and authorities feared it could widen or others could open up.
Rescue operations were on hold until a firefighter, suspended from a cable, could take video and photos above the hole and officials could use the documentation to decide how to proceed.
The dead were identified as Irma and David Soyos, emergency spokesman Juan Carlos Bolanos said. Their bodies were found near the sinkhole, floating in a river of sewage.
Their father, Domingo, was still missing, according to disaster coordinator Hugo Hernandez.
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Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY -
03-16-2007, 01:45 PM
Praise Jesus!! A few less mary-worshiping greasy wetbacks in the world.
Jesus will be here soon!! Get ready for more sights like this!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY -
03-16-2007, 03:10 PM
Praise Jesus, there is nobody like Him!
Who is like unto thee, O LORD, among the gods?
Who is like thee, glorious in holiness, fearful in praises, doing wonders?
Thou stretchedst out thy right hand, the earth swallowed them.
Exodus 15:11-12
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY -
03-17-2007, 02:46 AM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
A deep sinkhole swallowed nearly 1,000 people...emitted foul odors ( Sulphor), loud noises and tremors
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The locals are calling it 'Glendohrah!'
Bless you, my let's try the left side tonighters,
Father Mo
A Cardinal in the making.
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Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY -
03-17-2007, 02:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester
Bless you, my let's try the left side tonighters,
Father Mo
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Disgusting!
Unlike you, you Satanic-ritual-performing, inverted-cross-worshipping, death-loving Cathoholic, WE do not EVER take the "left-hand path"!
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Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY -
03-17-2007, 05:23 PM
This is worrisome. It seems that maybe God is not infallible after all. That thing was supposed to be in Trenton.
Then again, something like that could happen in Trenton, and it'd be WEEKS before anyone noticed.
vw
Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
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Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY -
03-17-2007, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by virginWhore
This is worrisome. It seems that maybe God is not infallible after all. That thing was supposed to be in Trenton.
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As if your disgusting practises weren't enough, right there is all the proof we'd need to know you haven't been Saved. "It seems that maybe God is not infallible after all." God is perfect, witch!
Psalm 18:30 As for God, his way is perfect: the word of the LORD is tried: he is a buckler to all those that trust in him.
How could His way be perfect if He isn't perfect? And for you to claim to know exactly what His plan is means you are putting yourself up there with Him!
Enjoy yourself in Hell.
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Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY -
03-17-2007, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
How could His way be perfect if He isn't perfect?
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oh, I don't know. Maybe he got a speck of pope in his eye, and it bothered his aim for a moment?
It really just goes to show how imperfect our worldly knowledge is. For years, I've been hearing that Trenton is the "sphincter hole" of the earth...but maybe it IS ONLY just the armpit?
vw
Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
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Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY -
03-17-2007, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester
Bless you, my let's try the left side tonighters,
Father Mo
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sometimes I turn the other cheek, just for variety.
vw
Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
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Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY -
03-17-2007, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by virginWhore
sometimes I turn the other cheek, just for variety.
vw
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You can take your sick sexual fantasies elsewhere, slut.
Bush/Halliburton '08-Rapture!
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Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY -
03-17-2007, 07:57 PM
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A 330-foot-deep sinkhole (gateway to Hell) killed at least two teenagers as it swallowed about a dozen homes early Friday and forced the evacuation of nearly 1,000 people in a crowded Guatemala City neighborhood.
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Only wetbacks could fit a dozen homes and 1,000 people into an area the size of my bathroom.
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Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY -
03-17-2007, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Wash O'Hanley
Only wetbacks could fit a dozen homes and 1,000 people into an area the size of my bathroom.
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I was thinking along those lines as well Wash but I kept my mouth shut. I've always suspected that sinkhole was caused by those greasy spics habit of urinating out their windows. With the amount of booze they drink it wouldn't take long for the ground to become unstable.
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Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY -
03-18-2007, 02:57 PM
this is horrible! u shouldnt b happy when ppl die! imagine the pain there families are feeling! n if u believe in jesus n his good words u should try to save them instead of being happy that their going to hell 9but their not as there is no such thing as hell coz the godess doesnt punish for ever)
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Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY -
03-18-2007, 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Fallen Angel
this is horrible! u shouldnt b happy when ppl die! imagine the pain there families are feeling! n if u believe in jesus n his good words u should try to save them instead of being happy that their going to hell 9but their not as there is no such thing as hell coz the godess doesnt punish for ever)
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When exactly did the "godless" tell you this, Help-I've-Fallen-and-I-Can't-Get-Up Angel?
And where are Hell 1-8, and who goes there?
Last edited by OnYourKnees; 03-18-2007 at 11:08 PM.
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Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY -
03-17-2007, 10:11 PM
hallelujah! Ive always wondered and now I know!!!! When the good lord is finished with you, he swallows!
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Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY -
03-17-2007, 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by godless-queer
hallelujah! Ive always wondered and now I know!!!! When the good lord is finished with you, he swallows!
kisses
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If you read your Bible, you'd know that the good Lord sends a FISH to swallow you, and that fish spit.
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Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY -
03-17-2007, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by godless-queer
hallelujah! Ive always wondered and now I know!!!! When the good lord is finished with you, he swallows!
kisses
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Only for True Christians™! He is very clear that, for liberal false "christian" episcopalian types, He will spit:
Revelation 3:15 I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.
16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY -
03-18-2007, 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted by godless-queer
hallelujah! Ive always wondered and now I know!!!! When the good lord is finished with you, he swallows!
kisses
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!!! *Sighs* Oh that was marvellous! *Wipes tears from her eyes* Simply great!
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Originally Posted by OnYourKnees
If you read your Bible, you'd know that the good Lord sends a FISH to swallow you, and that fish spit.
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
Only for True Christians™! He is very clear that, for liberal false "christian" episcopalian types, He will spit...
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But not for anyone else?
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Re: Hell swallows GUATEMALA CITY -
03-22-2007, 02:33 PM
It's about time! Now to do something about Sin Francisco
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