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Introduction: Mary-Agnes O'Riordan -
02-21-2016, 12:43 PM
Hello, I am a soft-spoken young woman and would like to join your website.
I hope I can make friends and learn more about being a Christian because my family is atheist and has no Bible.
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Re: Introduction: Mary-Agnes O'Riordan -
02-21-2016, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary-Agnes O'Riordan
Hello, I am a soft-spoken young woman and would like to join your website.
I hope I can make friends and learn more about being a Christian because my family is atheist and has no Bible.
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Hello Mary-Agnes,
Welcome to this forum. As you don´t have a Bible (KJV), you can find one here online. If you read it you can pick a favourite Bible verse to put in your introduction. Other things you should put in your introduction are in the description of this forum.
Kind regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: Introduction: Mary-Agnes O'Riordan -
02-21-2016, 04:00 PM
Welcome, Mary Agnes. We are Christian here and friendly. Most with your name might be thought to be Romans from the island of Ireland, where the papists are numerous. It is a wonderful thing that you have escaped papism and you seek Jesus. Please tell us a little about yourself. Where are you from? How did you find Jesus? Have you found a suitable congregation? We await your news with bated breath.
God Bless!
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Introduction: Mary-Agnes O'Riordan -
02-21-2016, 04:12 PM
Welcome to this board of True Christians, Mary Agnes, I hope you enjoy your stay here.
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Re: Introduction: Mary-Agnes O'Riordan -
02-22-2016, 01:41 PM
Thank you for the warm welcome. I apologize that my original introduction was sparse. My favorite Bible verse is:
For the LORD knoweth the way of the righteous: but the way of the ungodly shall perish.
- Psalms 1:6
I currently attend a small local church in Philadelphia. I was advised a year ago to obtain a Christian name, upon which I was given the name Mary Agnes by my bible study group leader. My original name was Siobhan.
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Re: Introduction: Mary-Agnes O'Riordan -
02-22-2016, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary-Agnes O'Riordan
I was advised a year ago to obtain a Christian name, upon which I was given the name Mary Agnes by my Bible study group leader. My original name was Siobhan.
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Hello Mary-Agnes / Siobhán,
According to Wikipedia Siobhán means (or is derived from) ¨God is gracious¨. Why did your group leader go along with choosing another name? Did he suggest you change your name?
Kind regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: Introduction: Mary-Agnes O'Riordan -
02-22-2016, 07:23 PM
Mary-Agnes sounds like a catholic name. Do you pray to Mary, the teen aged whore-mother of Jesus, whom He hated? Do you hate your mother as much? You should. The Bible tells us as much.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Introduction: Mary-Agnes O'Riordan -
02-22-2016, 11:29 PM
Oh dear. I was unaware - I merely obeyed my bible-study group leader, who told me that Siobhan was not a Christian name, and that Mary and Agnes both are, so I simply put them together to create a conjoined name. My church was not Catholic - at least, I was under the impression that it was Christian. If this is an incorrect action for me to take, I would change my name back straight away.
Blessings!
Siobhan O'Riordan/Mary-Agnes O'Riordan
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Re: Introduction: Mary-Agnes O'Riordan -
02-24-2016, 04:33 AM
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Hello, I am a soft-spoken young woman and would like to join your website.
I hope I can make friends and learn more about being a Christian because my family is atheist and has no Bible.
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Hello dear, Pearl here! (MY! It took this old gal about 28 minutes to figure out how to put those "smilies" into a "text box"....I suppose we cannot click them any longer??? Now, we must drag them into the empty White box???) Good to know! LOL. Serves us right for not being here recently. Our keyboard came un-plugged, and w e could not figure out if the Purple prong went into the Purple or the Green plug-in. Don't get old, kids! LOL!
Dear, do you have a Husband or perhaps any children? If so, ask your partner if he could suggest a Proper name to you. One that is not associated with your "accidental" mistake. Also, Franklin and I are having trouble pronouncing Siobhan. Can you help? The closest we have found was "Shiomen"....We do not understand the foreigners.
Walking with Christ,
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Re: Introduction: Mary-Agnes O'Riordan -
02-25-2016, 11:54 AM
Thank you for your warm welcome, Pearl. I am hoping to get married as soon as I can, but I have not met anyone unfortunately. For now, apart from my Bible study leader, I have nobody else from which I can get a suggestion for a new name. If Mary-Agnes is inappropriate, I hope I can get suggestions from this website if possible. Siobhan is pronounced "Chevonne", but as I was told it is not a Christian name, I am willing to change it.
God bless,
Mary-Agnes/Siobhan
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Re: Introduction: Mary-Agnes O'Riordan -
02-25-2016, 12:06 PM
Why hello, young Irish lass! When are you going to upload a profile picture so we can put a face to the name, as they say?
Why, I'll bet you're as fresh-faced and pretty as a wild Irish rose.
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Re: Introduction: Mary-Agnes O'Riordan -
02-25-2016, 12:24 PM
I respectfully agree. I would love to see a stunning picture of this young girl from the land of alcohol. As a retard in the Church of Satan there is nothing I desire more than bodily pleasures, such as beer and women.
Malachi 2:3
Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it.
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Re: Introduction: Mary-Agnes O'Riordan -
02-25-2016, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary-Agnes O'Riordan
Thank you for your warm welcome, Pearl. I am hoping to get married as soon as I can, but I have not met anyone unfortunately. For now, apart from my Bible study leader, I have nobody else from which I can get a suggestion for a new name. If Mary-Agnes is inappropriate, I hope I can get suggestions from this website if possible. Siobhan is pronounced "Chevonne", but as I was told it is not a Christian name, I am willing to change it.
God bless,
Mary-Agnes/Siobhan
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Goodness, I don't know what your obsession about a name is. Where in the Holy Bible did you read you have to have an "appropriate" name? Where did you read you should change your name upon your baptism? Where is this coming from? It's so confusing.
Besides, it's not like True Christians™ keep their names when getting to Heaven. Our real names will be secret unto us alone, written on the back of a white stone (Revelation 2:17). In public, however, we True Christians™ will have the name of written on our foreheads (Revelation 22:4). I can't imagine how that wouldn't completely confuse everyone, but surely Jesus has a Plan. I'm not worried.
There's a reason to actually read the Holy Bible, dear. There's all kinds of interesting, and valuable knowledge there! If you want to know your faith, you should consult the Source.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Introduction: Mary-Agnes O'Riordan -
02-25-2016, 06:10 PM
Indeed, this is true. I should not concern myself too much with my name. It was superficial of me, just as much as I ought not to be concerned with matters of dress.
In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
- Timothy 2:9
I would upload a picture of myself as an avatar, but if you may pardon me I am just slightly worried about what Naomi meant by "beer and women"...
God bless,
Mary-Agnes
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Re: Introduction: Mary-Agnes O'Riordan -
02-25-2016, 06:30 PM
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Indeed, this is true. I should not concern myself too much with my name. It was superficial of me, just as much as I ought not to be concerned with matters of dress.
In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
- Timothy 2:9
I would upload a picture of myself as an avatar, but if you may pardon me I am just slightly worried about what Naomi meant by "beer and women"...
God bless,
Mary-Agnes
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Hello, dear!
Please, do not worry about Miss Naomi. She's on her way to Hell and there's nothing that can change that.
However, please upload a picture that wouldn't be too risqué. We wouldn't want Brother FM to go astray again.
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