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Steps for gay youth to return to the closet -
02-22-2015, 08:36 AM
As a homoexual, you are subject to bullying, discrimination, name calling, harassment and more. Wouldn't it be great if you could get all of that to stop? Some stats from the LBGT
- 86% of LGBT youth report being harassed at school. Compared to only 27.3% of straight youth.
- LGBT teenagers are two or three times more likely to attempt suicide than other teens
- 42% of LGBT youth live in a hostile environment where they are not accepted.
- LGBT youth are twice as likely to report physical assaults, attacked with kicks, or someone shoving them at school.
- 82% of LGBT youth had problems during the previous year with bullying about sexual orientation.
- 64% felt unsafe at school due to sexual orientation.
- 44% felt unsafe at school due to gender identification.
- 42% of LGBT youth have experienced cyber bullying
I bet there are many gay men out there deeply regretting their decision to come out of the closet and reveal their sexual orientation. Wishing they could go back to the days where they kept their perverted thoughts to themselves and other kids left them alone.
Well, fear not! Even if you're already "come out" it is not too late for you to return back to the closet where you belong and where you're most comfortable! Though the longer you delay the more difficult it will be to convince your peers that you're sincere! I can not stress this point enough! Start IMMEDIATELY to repair any damage you might have caused to your reputation. Here are some suggestions:
- Spread rumors that you only pretended to be gay because you heard it would help you "pick up chicks" and that girls were more open with gay men.
- Claim that you were just going through a phase because you wanted to anger your parents and fit in with your friends.
- Say you pretended to be gay because it was what some celebrity was doing and you thought it would make you cool like them if you were also gay.
- Ogle females, but don't make it obvious or do it when you know people are watching. Eventually someone will "catch" you doing it, this is what you want! The fact that you are not obvious about it makes it all the more convincing that you're just doing it purely out of attraction.
- Claim that after a bad relationship, you were so sick of women you thought you would "experiment" because you were "curious" about if the other gender could be better. This especially helps if you can say you found some new girl who made you realize that not all girls are like your ex. Embellish or exaggerate the faults of your ex-girlfriend if you need to. Even make one up as long as it's believable.
Remember, deception is okay as long as you're doing it for Jesus.
2 Chronicles 18:22 Jeremiah 4:10 Jeremiah 20:7 Ezekiel 14:9 2 Thessalonians 2:11
Now that you've sown the seeds of doubt in your peers minds, expect them to be skeptical. This is where you have to follow through.
- Never, ever, ever, EVER discuss or act out your homosexual urges to anybody! Deny, deny, deny! Not a parent, not an exboyfriend, not a teacher, not a counselor, not a therapist. NO EXCEPTIONS!! I can't stress this enough. It only takes one blabbermouth to ruin months of damage control. You might think that these people would "never" reveal your secret, and you might have them pinky swear to keep your secret, but all it takes is a few suicidal impulses before they decide to "help" you by letting your closest family know what is troubling you.
- Avoid anything that might give away your perverted urges. Avoid ogling other males.
- Follow through by actually marrying a girl. (An actual girl, not some tranny) Even if you don't love her, even if you're not attracted to her. That's not important. Restoring your image and self-respect is. It's the fact that marriage is such a big commitment that will make very few people doubt your sexual orientation once you go through with it.
- Here's the big step, and what many will see as the most difficult. Actually have children with your wife. Do whatever you need to do to accomplish this. Try to find a girl with a deeper voice that sounds like a man if it helps you, try to close your eyes and pretend it is a man. What you're attracted to isn't the main issue here. You need tangible proof that you're actually having sexual intercourse with a woman. No one will ever doubt your hetorosexuality now!
Remember, it is not the urges, it is the doing that we have a problem with! The law for the military was "Don't ask, don't tell" (before Obama messed it up), not "Don't think" .
Kleptomaniacs have urges to steal, pedophiles have urges to molest children, alcoholics have urges to walk around the streets intoxicated. The doing is where the problem lies. Leviticus 20:13 prohibits the act of laying with another man. You have the power to put a stop to your perverted urges and live out a normal healthy lifestyle, if you make the tough decision today.
If anything, as a closet homosexual, you probably have an easier time avoiding sinning than most straight males, since the Bible verse Matthew 5:28 prohibits us from looking at another women with lust in our hearts. A sin which you should have no problem avoiding provided you avoid those nasty trannies.
Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.
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Re: Steps for gay youth to return to the closet -
02-22-2015, 08:54 AM
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It should be a big HINT to the liberals when even the queer liberation groups are trying to talk people into turning gay. Anyone who would make the decision to become a homo after being presented with these facts is just a prancing, lisping, drama queen of a fairy looking for attention and an excuse to whine.
Thank you for sharing your research and logic with us, Brother Warrior.
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Re: Steps for gay youth to return to the closet -
02-22-2015, 10:09 PM
That is very sound advice, Brother!
I would also like to add something to the list: - Avoid "triggers" that could derail you and send you spiraling back into the vortex of sodomy. Triggers like getting blind drunk & watching Doogie Howser M.D. re-runs alone in a dimly lit room, behind dead-bolted doors...Stick to shows like Growing Pains, starring the lithe and mulleted Kirk-Cameron-as-a-fairskinned-youth, which are not fodder for endless acts of self rape!
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Re: Steps for gay youth to return to the closet -
02-22-2015, 10:44 PM
I would also add that any lesbian doing the decent thing and marrying a man to have babies is to never, ever lift anything when other people can see.
Everyone knows how robust and physically powerful the lesbian is: far stronger than a normal person. Lifting an engine block or changing a spare tire with out a jack is a dead give away.
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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Steps for gay youth to return to the closet -
02-23-2015, 05:40 AM
This sounds like great advice, and I hope a few of those fudge-packing readers take it to heart and climb back in there where they belong-until God in His Glorious and Just Wisdom delivers them onto hell. I would though like to take a moment to explain a few things to our knob-gobbling lurkers.
1. Sissyboys get bullied. This is called CHARACTER BUILDING! Quit being a whiny little fag and deal with it. Pump some iron. Play some football. Leave the chess club. Leave the glee club.
2. Sissyboys attempt suicide. Real men COMMIT suicide. You aren't trying to kill yourself, you wussy. You just want attention. And THAT is why you are subjected to so much character building!
C. You don't fit in because you SMOKE POLE! Normal men DO NOT SMOKE POLE! You don't want to be in a 'hostile environment'? Then fit in and DON'T SMOKE POLE!
D. Nobody likes a tattletale. Real men keep character building to themselves.
5. Everybody has problems, stupid. Get over it.
6. Why are you waving your 'sexual orientation' flag around at school? You're supposed to be learning, not trying to score pole.
G. If you haven't identified your gender before school age, your pole isn't big enough to be smoked anyhow. Why would anybody be dropping their pants in school and trying to identify their gender? Do that in the privacy of your own bathroom, idiot. Or ask your momma. She changed your diapers. I'll bet she can identify your gender for you, dimwit.
8. 'Cyber bullying' DOES NOT EXIST! As much as I would love to, I cannot give you an Indian Burn, Texas Titty Twister, Pink Belly, Noogie, Wedgie, or Swirlie online. It cannot be done, you numbskull fanny bandits.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Steps for gay youth to return to the closet -
02-23-2015, 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted by VictoryOS
It should be a big HINT to the liberals when even the queer liberation groups are trying to talk people into turning gay. Anyone who would make the decision to become a homo after being presented with these facts is just a prancing, lisping, drama queen of a fairy looking for attention and an excuse to whine.
Thank you for sharing your research and logic with us, Brother Warrior.
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Originally Posted by Des
2. Sissyboys attempt suicide. Real men COMMIT suicide. You aren't trying to kill yourself, you wussy. You just want attention. And THAT is why you are subjected to so much character building!.
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Amen! The fact that they used the term "attempt" rather than "commit" suicide indicate that they're not really as bad off as liberals would have us believe. If we looked at ACTUAL suicide statistics, I imagine the rates would be much lower. Anyone who really wants to commit suicide could, this is nothing more than an attention grabbing guilt trip used to try to shame bullies into backing off.
If anything, I wouldn't be surprised these homos fake attempts to off themselves are just ploys to raise these fake suicide statistics even higher, but True Christians™ are not fooled.
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Re: Steps for gay youth to return to the closet -
02-23-2015, 08:51 AM
Brother Warrior,
This is most useful. I re-checked if the secrecy and hiding of these vile impulses is endorsed by Jesus and I am happy to say that it is!
Deuteronomy 29:29
The secret things belong unto the LORD our God: but those things which are revealed belong unto us and to our children for ever, that we may do all the words of this law. As long as God only knows, we do not have to act and punish the aspiring sodomite. Abstinence keeps him safe. Praise God!
Job 20:26
All darkness shall be hid in his secret places: a fire not blown shall consume him; it shall go ill with him that is left in his tabernacle. This means that the dark and ugly urges must stay hidden.
Ephesians 5:12
For it is a shame even to speak of those things which are done of them in secret . Verily, it is good to keep these things in the closet.
God knows everything. He knows the sodomite's heart. He can deliver the homer if the one with the unnatural urges leaves good Christians in peace and stops flaunting his sin.
What an informative, post, Brother. I am fairly certain many a wannabe sodomite repents after reading this and starts to ready himself for the rapture.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: Steps for gay youth to return to the closet -
02-23-2015, 11:58 PM
Most gays aren't that smart so I keep the message simple:
A- Always
B- Be
C- Closeted.
I used to use Christlike for C but most of them were too busy thinking about homersex to get it. I didn't really like it. But I had to accept the fact 'Closeted' was a good enough option until The Lord sent them to Hell.
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Re: Steps for gay youth to return to the closet -
02-24-2015, 12:24 AM
And let's not forget, Fake It 'Till You Make It!
You can do it, homos! We're praying for you to get back into that closet!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Steps for gay youth to return to the closet -
02-24-2015, 05:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
And let's not forget, Fake It 'Till You Make It!
You can do it, homos! We're praying for you to get back into that closet!
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Well, all the lieberal sources (eg: google) say that up to 80% of women fake it. Surely that doesn't mean that 80% of women are lezbeans. That can't be right.
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Re: Steps for gay youth to return to the closet -
02-24-2015, 04:57 AM
Don't forget, us Pastors can do an exorcism on you and chase the queer right out of you, thru Christ's blood!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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