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Default Pride (month) Cometh Before the Shame - 06-06-2022, 07:58 PM

We are early in "Pride Month," June. We know the drill, parades, picnics and general focus on the low life of sin.

Some Christians in Michigan rented the marque of a local movie theater to publish the scriptural shame of Pride Week. It paraphrases Proverbs 16:18 which we all know discusses pride coming before the fall. Good for the Christians in Michigan. They have warned sinners about what is coming.


Church rents theater marquee to post pride month Bible warning | U.S. News (christianpost.com)



Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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We are early in "Pride Month," June. We know the drill, parades, picnics and general focus on the low life of sin.
In the Etheldreda home, June is known as "Work Out Your Stone-Throwing Arm Month." Each child is given a stoning bucket the summer they are strong enough to carry it and coordinated enough to hit the target. This is a source of real pride - being big enough to carry out the Word of the Lord. Glory!
Because he hath despised the word of the Lord, and hath broken his commandment, that soul shall utterly be cut off;
his iniquity shall be upon him.
And the Lord said unto Moses, The man shall be surely put to death: all the congregation shall stone him with stones without the camp.
And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the Lord commanded Moses.
Numbers 15:31; 35-36
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination:
they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Pride (month) Cometh Before the Shame - 06-11-2022, 08:38 AM

Why can't the homos and lesbanians start acting straight? Don't they know that what they do is disgusting? Nobody wants to see two girls wearing pants and making out or two men wearing makeup and holding hands. It's just like what we see with black and brown people--if they'd act like Americans, we'd treat them like Americans and let them have the freedom to do whatever they want. But no, they have to flaunt their black or homo lifestyle in our faces. It makes little baby Jesus weep.


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Nobody wants to see two girls wearing pants and making out or two men wearing makeup and holding hands. ... It makes little baby Jesus weep.
I don't see why a good Republican Congress and President Trump can't pass a law requiring "Pride Month" be February. That's a cold month and there are no parades, i.e., opportunities for leud and flaunting parades.


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I don't see why a good Republican Congress and President Trump can't pass a law requiring "Pride Month" be February. That's a cold month and there are no parades, i.e., opportunities for leud and flaunting parades.
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Default Re: Pride (month) Cometh Before the Shame - 06-12-2022, 01:07 AM

I noticed your picture had an interesting floral tiara. Satan has different ideas about headgear though, no normal person would ever consider whether the gay or not. For information purposes an unbleeped version is available by tapping or clicking the graphic but I cannot recommend this unless you need to be aware of buzzwords in vogue to signify such designs. Thank you.

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We are early in "Pride Month," June. We know the drill, parades, picnics and general focus on the low life of sin.

Some Christians in Michigan rented the marque of a local movie theater to publish the scriptural shame of Pride Week. It paraphrases Proverbs 16:18 which we all know discusses pride coming before the fall. Good for the Christians in Michigan. They have warned sinners about what is coming.


Church rents theater marquee to post pride month Bible warning | U.S. News (christianpost.com)

Guess what. I'm Bisexual. I like both males and females. Do I look like the devil? No. So maybe turn your brain on and get some bitches, maybe go touch grass.
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Guess what. I'm Bisexual. I like both males and females. Do I look like the devil?
This depends on what the Devil looks like. Do you know what he looks like? He can look like an angel, if he wishes and - due to his evil nature - he does.

2 Corinthians 11:14
And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.

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No. So maybe turn your brain on and get some bitches, maybe go touch grass.
This is a simple ad hominem fallacy, appealing to some characteristics of your interlocutor instead of the actual issue. It is usually utilized in the absence of actual data or education. As an argument, it is useless. However, it will increase our prestige and happiness once we reach Heaven! Glory!

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This depends on what the Devil looks like. Do you know what he looks like? He can look like an angel, if he wishes and - due to his evil nature - he does.

2 Corinthians 11:14
And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.

This is a simple ad hominem fallacy, appealing to some characteristics of your interlocutor instead of the actual issue. It is usually utilized in the absence of actual data or education. As an argument, it is useless. However, it will increase our prestige and happiness once we reach Heaven! Glory!

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well he ain't here man. We can have any type of sexuality and gender, it isn't for you to decide. I'm staying bisexual. If you don't like it, then you're homophobic.
Gay Pride and The sin of pride are 2 different things Aswell. Read a dictionary.
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well he ain't here man. We can have any type of sexuality and gender, it isn't for you to decide. I'm staying bisexual. If you don't like it, then you're homophobic.
You really don't understand.

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You really don't understand.

We LOVE you and want to see you one day in Heaven. We are doing our utmost to help you overcome your abominable tendencies for anal sex.

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We are early in "Pride Month," June. We know the drill, parades, picnics and general focus on the low life of sin.

Some Christians in Michigan rented the marque of a local movie theater to publish the scriptural shame of Pride Week. It paraphrases Proverbs 16:18 which we all know discusses pride coming before the fall. Good for the Christians in Michigan. They have warned sinners about what is coming.


Church rents theater marquee to post pride month Bible warning | U.S. News (christianpost.com)

My stepdad loved when pride month would come around said it was a special time of year to destroy a fags testicles. The entire month my testicles were punched, twisted, stepped on injected with a everclear and banded. My stepdad even let his friends help. Even had me lure another gay man to our house and took turns destroying his testicles. They always ended pride month by making me watch as they stomped out another gays testicles and made me feel to make sure they had completely turned his testicles to mush.
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Default Re: Pride (month) Cometh Before the Shame - 12-08-2022, 03:16 PM

I see that Sister Mitza has already asked you to provide an introduction. I am making the same request. You will not be asked a third time.

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My stepdad loved when pride month would come around said it was a special time of year to destroy a fags testicles. The entire month my testicles were punched, twisted, stepped on injected with a everclear and banded. My stepdad even let his friends help. Even had me lure another gay man to our house and took turns destroying his testicles. They always ended pride month by making me watch as they stomped out another gays testicles and made me feel to make sure they had completely turned his testicles to mush.
Begone homosexual! Go find a gay BDSM forum to post your deranged cock-and-ball torture fantasies, this is not the place for it!


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Guns Pride month is great - 12-13-2022, 03:23 AM

FEAKING PRIDE LETS GOOOOO piffle U ALL HATING PRIDE EARTH FOR EVERYONE AND THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO LIVE HOW THEY WANT
















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We are early in "Pride Month," June. We know the drill, parades, picnics and general focus on the low life of sin. Some Some Christians in Michigan rented the marque of a local movie theater to publish the scriptural shame of Pride [COLOR=#]Week.
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Why ever are you shouting? Given that your position in this debate is that people are supposed to do what feels good regardless of what the Bible has to say about it, you seem like a miserable soul.


If your sinful lifestyle doesn't truly make you happy, why are you defending it so voraciously?


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Default Re: Pride month is great - 12-13-2022, 07:20 PM

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Why ever are you shouting? Given that your position in this debate is that people are supposed to do what feels good regardless of what the Bible has to say about it, you seem like a miserable soul.
If your sinful lifestyle doesn't truly make you happy, why are you defending it so voraciously?
Thank you for helping this lost soul, Sister Handy. So many unhappy people show up here for our assistance. We are limited in how many we can bring to Jesus.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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