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Rebuke It's official! Santa is a SODOMITE! - 11-27-2021, 09:44 AM

Norway, one of the countries endorsed by the once and future President Trump as non-shitholy, gives us a vital piece of evidence regarding the Demon Santa Claus, the ugly old demented Darwinist who wants to usurp Jesus Christ! A recent Televisor commercial from that Caucasian Land shows us Santa in his real, terrible form: A homosexual sodomite. The video that has apparently been more than a decade in the making, tells the story of an elderly homosexual sodomistic gay man whom Santa visits every year neglecting his gift-bearing duties, until one fateful night they succumb to the succubus and kiss. I've watched the following video clip dozens of times so that you don't have to.


Santa Claus is undoubtedly the worst and vilest false prophet or our times, a disgusting figure but one that will fortunately hasten the return of Jesus Christ.

Mark 13:22
For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.

As we can see, the well-dressed Caucasian man in the video could have been one of the elect, instead, he fall to the alluring embrace of Santa. Earlier in the movie, we can also see False Christians participating the pagan Christmas celebrations. It is now absolutely clear that the hidden agenda of the Santa Claus cult was and has always been sodomy. Gay homosexuality, anal antics. Total irrevocable surrender of all that is precious with Baby Jesus to Satan. The toys Santa delivers must contain contagions of AIDS or even the liberal-democratic mental plague. No wonder the sodomite marriage has gained so many victims. I will continue watching this video for further developments.

Baby Jesus is much more beautiful with unblemished skin and adequate muscle-tone.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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