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Next: Disney puts out a new Marvel movie with an openly gay superhero in an attempt to recruit our children to the homosexual lifestyle
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Gollum tosses this "hero's" bane, a Kryptonite Cock Ring / Butt Plug combo gift set, into the fiery maw of Doom, allowing the caped sodomite to commit heinous acts of faggotry unchecked until Jesus finally returns and steps on him.
Next: In a satanic ritual gone wrong, Biden and Harris become fused together at a molecular level, ass to mouth, henceforth needing to be fed and evacuated through nose tubes and tandem colostomy bags, and only being able to communicate by tapping out morse code...