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Originally Posted by WickedWitch
And it's a disgusting idea, I can't help that. Look, it's something you can't control, right? You said that it's something that your god makes you do so that you don't explode, right? So then why do anything about it?
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You're right, we CAN'T control it, just as we couldn't control being born into a sinful world where such perversions of nature exist, such as yourself. In a perfect world we wouldn't even HAVE dirty parts, but since we became mortal it was necessary for GOD to bestow them upon us for the purpose of reproduction and testing our moral character. The LORD really does know how to kill two birds with one stone, amen?
After what happened to that pervert Onan, I'm not taking ANY chances. He is in hell right now being raped by satan, but unlike Onan, satan is delighted to inject his broiling sulfur as deep into his victims as he can! One day it'll be YOU if you don't REPENT!
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If it's something God wants, how do you know he wants you to be putting your seed in jars (jars which you'll then use to store food in )? Maybe he wants you to spill your seed in your boxers, otherwise why would he make you do it without your knowledge or consent?
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Because if we follow the way of the secular unsaved men of the world, we'd simply take our stained undergarments and throw them in the washing machine where countless souls would drown in the filling cycle. In my way, they can be safely preserved until the next evening when they will be used as GOD intended.
Not re-using the jars would be wasteful, and GOD hates wastefulness. Additionally, Mrs. Bob4God WASHES them out first! We are not backwards cavemen!
And by the way, who would YOU know my choice of undergarment?? Are you FOLLOWING me???? I AM ALERTING BOBBY-JO OF THIS IMMEDIATELY. (But for your information I wear two pairs of modest long-johns and, occasionally, a stainless steel chastity belt. Pastor Zeke has the key.)