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Animal Porn on the Rise -
11-12-2006, 12:26 AM
Well, here's another case of Godless gooks running amok. This kind of thing just makes Jesus sick to His stomach.
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Thai zoo to teach panda to mate with "porn" videos
BANGKOK (Reuters) - A Thai zoo, which has hosted a couple of pandas for four years, will play "porn" videos for the male next month to encourage them to breed in captivity, the project manager said on Saturday.
The pair -- living chastely together at the zoo in the northern city of Chiang Mai since arriving from China in 2003 -- would be separated in December, but stay close enough for occasional glimpses of each other, said panda project chief Prasertsak Buntrakoonpoontawee.
"They don't know how to mate so we need to show the male how, through videos," Prasertsak told Reuters.
He said Chuang Chuang, the six-year-old male, would be shown the videos on a large screen when he might be feeling amorous.
"We'll play the video at the most comfortable and intimate time for him, perhaps after dinner," Prasertsak said, hoping Chuang Chuang would then use the techniques on Lin Hui, a five-year-old female.
The zoo is hosting a four-day international panda sex conference that starts on Monday, drawing 200 wildlife and panda specialists from around the world.
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I don't know what is more disgusting; the fact that jap pandas don't know how to procreate the way God intended, or the fact that they are holding a four-day bestiality conference, featuring the latest animal porn videos.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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Re: Animal Porn on the Rise -
11-12-2006, 01:09 AM
How weird. How would they even know if the animals watched the videos or took any notice at all? It should come naturally, animal instincts.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Animal Porn on the Rise -
11-12-2006, 03:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
He said Chuang Chuang, the six-year-old male, would be shown the videos on a large screen when he might be feeling amorous.
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what if Mr.Chuang not no the differince between panda realitys an movie fantasys? i be prayin that he do, cuz if he not no, he gonna be real intimadateds when he see that there panda lurve on the big screens, cuz he gonna see enormus pandas wiv enormus nawty bits an poor Mr.Chuang gonna look down at his tiny liddle choo-choo an feel all inadeqwate
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