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Default Harlot Sues For NOT Getting Raped! - 11-18-2006, 01:53 PM

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. Women have no business participating in sports of any kind. This story is one of the many reasons why.

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Tennessee Girl Dismissed From H.S. Weightlifting Class Over Rape Fears Sues


KNOXVILLE, Tenn. Nov 18, 2006 (AP)— An Anderson County teenager has filed a lawsuit over her temporary dismissal from a weightlifting class by a principal who feared male students might try to rape her.

Anderson County High School has asked a federal magistrate to dismiss the $1 million sex discrimination suit by student Ambrea Phillips and her father.

"There's no dispute she was removed," school attorney Arthur F. Knight said at a hearing Thursday. He contended Phillips was reinstated within days and suffered "no academic detriment whatsoever."

Phillips' attorney, Roger L. Ridenour, said stress from the incident caused the student to become physically ill. He said the handling of the situation by then-principal Bob McCracken is part of a pattern of mishandled sex issues at the high school.

McCracken said in a deposition that he was afraid Phillips might be sexually assaulted in the class.

"Having a female with 35 or so male students in an isolated area from the school, it sets a very liable situation in my opinion," McCracken said in the deposition.

"She is up there with a bunch of football players, a 24- to 25-year-old coach, the only girl there is a safety issue there. It was a hard call for the principal to make," Knight answered.
If she wasn't looking for it like a little tramp, she wouldn't have to worry about this kind of problem.

What I don't understand is why her father expects payment when no rape occurred. That is very much against what the Word of God teaches us.

If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days. -- Deuteronomy 22:28-29

God is very clear on this point. since no man hath lay with her, then no shekels are to change hands. Case dismissed by Judge Jesus!


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Default Re: Harlot Sues For NOT Getting Raped! - 11-18-2006, 03:51 PM

Any "girl" who wants to take weightlifting must be a lezbertarian. Genuine True Christian™ girls know that in their adult lives, they will not have to lift any weights bigger than a baby, a load of laundry, or the Thanksgiving turkey.


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Default Re: Harlot Sues For NOT Getting Raped! - 11-19-2006, 04:41 AM

Ain't now doubt bout it Pastor Ezekiel that the girl be a TRAMP and a HARLOT. And you be rit cuz girls have NO BUSINESS playin sports!! Women belong in the kitchen takin care of their families, washin clothes, cookin, and takin care of their husbands who is ALWAYS the HEAD of the FAMILY!! Women were created to SERVE MEN and that be a BIBLE FACT!!

I agree with "More Saved Than Thou" too that this little TRAMP WHORE must be a lezbertarian. Ain't no REAL GIRL ever goin to be caught dead in a weight liftin room! That is not TRUE CHRISTIAN GIRL!! But a Lezzie will be in there tryin to do ever thing she can to act like a butch man. But, ain't no matter how hard the LEZZIES try they AIN'T EVER goin to be MEN!! They is all ABOMINATIONS in the eyes of the Lord and they is ALL goin to burn in Hell. And that INCLUDES the little TRAMP WHORE in this article! She goin to burn in Hell DEEP and there be NO DOUBTS bout that!!

PRAISE GOD AND LET THE HARLOT BURN!!

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Default Re: Harlot Sues For NOT Getting Raped! - 11-19-2006, 04:58 AM

no place playing sports? is that just because you're all too afraid to get beaten...of course it is. While I'm at it, I may as well point out that if I were to live my entire life in a kitchen, I'd no doubt burn the place down every week and kill everybody with my awful, horrid cooking abilities. If that girl wants to be a weightlifter, there is nothing to stop her from doing so. If the school was so afraid that their MALE students couldn't control themselves, they could have organised a female weight lifting coach, of another female teacher to accompany the girl to her classes. To me it looks like the school covering the failings of the student body - ie. the male weightlifters who couldn't keep their minds on the sport they're training for
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no place playing sports? is that just because you're all too afraid to get beaten...of course it is. While I'm at it, I may as well point out that if I were to live my entire life in a kitchen, I'd no doubt burn the place down every week and kill everybody with my awful, horrid cooking abilities. If that girl wants to be a weightlifter, there is nothing to stop her from doing so. If the school was so afraid that their MALE students couldn't control themselves, they could have organised a female weight lifting coach, of another female teacher to accompany the girl to her classes. To me it looks like the school covering the failings of the student body - ie. the male weightlifters who couldn't keep their minds on the sport they're training for
Name one sport at which women would have a hope in hell of beating men, apart from meaningless yap, yap, yaping, which is not sport at all.

Killing everybody each week is not possible Tervie. The fact that you cannot cook or operate a range demonstrates that the demon of lezbertarianism has you in a stranglehold and that you are in desperate need of the Lord's love.

Give up these unnatural affections, Tervie, before it is too late. Women's sports are unnatural, and for lezbertarians. Women rushing around and getting all sweaty together -- getting undressed together! This is appalling. How can a weak woman in such a situation fail to be overcome by carnal desires of an unseemely and abominal nature? Impossible. Give it up Pervie; sport is for men! Big strong men with muscles and big shoulders, not delicate and fragile women.


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Default Re: Harlot Sues For NOT Getting Raped! - 11-19-2006, 08:32 AM

Equestrian is played without gender based events, as is evey horse event. Male and female jockeys compete on equal footing, though there are few females who choose that particular path.

Also, if getting changed in changing rooms with people of the same gender is too much for frail minded people, why is it that every man on the planet is not homosexual, or at least bisexual, as football players, soccer and various other sports where men race around showing off their apparent ability all has them changing and showering together. Yet that is alright for them why? Don't bother telling me that men are the smarter gender, either, because I doubt you would have come from being seen as a lesser gender, being little more then property, to having votes and equal rights with as much grace as we have displayed over the centuries
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Equestrian is played without gender based events, as is evey horse event. Male and female jockeys compete on equal footing, though there are few females who choose that particular path.

Also, if getting changed in changing rooms with people of the same gender is too much for frail minded people, why is it that every man on the planet is not homosexual, or at least bisexual, as football players, soccer and various other sports where men race around showing off their apparent ability all has them changing and showering together. Yet that is alright for them why? Don't bother telling me that men are the smarter gender, either, because I doubt you would have come from being seen as a lesser gender, being little more then property, to having votes and equal rights with as much grace as we have displayed over the centuries
Yes, equestrian is played without gendar based events because it is the skill of the horse that matters not so much the rider. Woman riders, being smaller and lighter than men, make it easier on the horse, but still don't win that often.

Oh, yes, women have shown a lot of grace over the centuries in attempting to get the vote and equal rights. The suffragettes were very graceful and so were the feminists.

And yes, men can cope with undressing and showering together in a way that weak-minded women cannot. Women cannot interact with each other without hugging, and caressing and fixing each others clothes. We all know where it leads. Leazbeanism Pervie, to lezbeanism. Leave women alone together and they just can't keep their hands off each other. Women need constant male supervision. Without it they soon go off the rails.


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Default Re: Harlot Sues For NOT Getting Raped! - 11-19-2006, 09:41 AM

so what you're saying is that all girls need nasty old men watching them constantly to make sure they aren't 'weak minded' enough to hug a close friend, or to tug some grass out of their pony tail? Shall I bother pointing out that the football players often hug, or slap each other on the rear end, as a form of comraderie and acknowledgement?
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so what you're saying is that all girls need nasty old men watching them constantly to make sure they aren't 'weak minded'
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enough to hug a close friend
That's FAR too close, Pervie. Stay away from them, don't drag them down to hell with you!

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or to tug some grass out of their pony tail?
Pervie, how many times do you need to be told to stay away from that area of a horse!?


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Default Re: Harlot Sues For NOT Getting Raped! - 11-19-2006, 09:49 AM

maybe I should braid horse tails for a living when i grow up

until then, you and your nasty old men should stay away from schools
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so what you're saying is that all girls need nasty old men watching them constantly to make sure they aren't 'weak minded' enough to hug a close friend, or to tug some grass out of their pony tail? Shall I bother pointing out that the football players often hug, or slap each other on the rear end, as a form of comraderie and acknowledgement?
I'm saying that all women need good (preferably True Christian™) men to supervise them. If by 'football' you mean that abomination called soccer, they are all homers, which is even worse than being a woman. They are an abomination in the eyes of the Lord and will certainly go to hell.


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Default Re: Harlot Sues For NOT Getting Raped! - 11-19-2006, 10:42 AM

football can be many things - that game played in America with touchdowns, soccer, International Rules, and Aussie Rules.

But I do have a question. If all the homosexual people go to Hell, then wouldn't being sodmomised by the Devil be a good thing for them? And, may I also add, that mass rape and violation of all the women in Hell isn't going to be as easy as planned if all the men down there are homosexual.

Think about it.
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football can be many things - that game played in America with touchdowns, soccer, International Rules, and Aussie Rules.

But I do have a question. If all the homosexual people go to Hell, then wouldn't being sodmomised by the Devil be a good thing for them? And, may I also add, that mass rape and violation of all the women in Hell isn't going to be as easy as planned if all the men down there are homosexual.

Think about it.
Stop being an idiot. Do you think that all homers like being raped? Do women enjoy being raped? And Satan has an enormous barbarbed-wire covered steel tallywhacker that rips them apart and causes excruciating pain. And in hell you never die, the pain just goes on and on and on and on and on forever.

The mass rape and violation of women in hell could be done by legions of demons, you silly little cow. Apart from that, in neither heaven nor hell do the normal laws of physics or other earthy rules obtain. Satan can perform miracles in hell -- or at least he is certainly capable of supernatural feats. And since God will give him all the power needed to carry out the torture of those in hell, and God is Almighty, etc, he (Satan) will be able to achieve any of these matters easily.

From now on please argue at the level of your age and what little intelligence the Lord has blessed you with. Don't give us the sort of nonsense that would scarcely do justice to a dull ten-year-old.

Thank you.


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Default Re: Harlot Sues For NOT Getting Raped! - 11-19-2006, 11:54 AM

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football can be many things - that game played in America with touchdowns, soccer, International Rules, and Aussie Rules.

But I do have a question. If all the homosexual people go to Hell, then wouldn't being sodmomised by the Devil be a good thing for them? And, may I also add, that mass rape and violation of all the women in Hell isn't going to be as easy as planned if all the men down there are homosexual.

Think about it.
No, YOU think about it. And pray about it too.

Do you honestly think that the father of all lies, your master satan, would reward unsaved scum like you with pleasurable experiences? If a sodomite enjoys letting other men force their salami up their anus (although for the life of me I cannot imagine how anyone would enjoy that perversion), then satan will not be providing that particular activity for them in eternal damnation. Instead, sodomites may spend eternity being force fed uncooked, rotting tuna, while old mexican women slowly peel the skin off their bodies an inch at a time.

As far as satan supplying enough barbed tallywackers, have no fear. The uncountable demons at his disposal will be more than adequate to staff the rape rooms. And just in case you are looking forward to having your body abused in such a way, let me disabuse you of any notions that you might enjoy the experience of being disemboweled continuously while gargling scalding hot bile.

The horrors of hellfire are unimaginable to you and I, though some of the more learned Pastors here have some deeper insight into what lies ahead for those who reject Jesus than I do. You may want to take a look at THIS as well.

You need to ask yourself what you truly desire for your eternal soul. Jesus is waiting for your answer...


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Harlot Sues For NOT Getting Raped! - 11-19-2006, 02:18 PM

Well Pastor Ezekiel you gives a pretty good description of the PIT of FIRE. All those who rejects the LORD JESUS is goin to SOON find themselves in that PIT too. Oh, they don't thinks so BUT they is goin to find themselves there befo long and that be on the comin DAY OF JUDGEMENT...GLORY!!

Keep on confrontin the SINNERS Pastor Ezekiel cuz you is doin a GREAT THING for the LORD!! I praise God for ya brother!!
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Default Re: Harlot Sues For NOT Getting Raped! - 11-20-2006, 01:13 AM

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But I do have a question. If all the homosexual people go to Hell, then wouldn't being sodmomised by the Devil be a good thing for them?
So being raped would be a good thing for anyone? Yet again, the false feminists on this board waste no time showing their true colors.
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Default Re: Harlot Sues For NOT Getting Raped! - 11-20-2006, 01:15 AM

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If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. Women have no business participating in sports of any kind.
You people certainly get upset when anyone disagrees with your fixed ideas of gender roles. I think that "traditionally male" sports should be compulsory for girls, just as home ec should be compulsory for boys (especially if it includes classes in vegan cooking).
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Default Re: Harlot Sues For NOT Getting Raped! - 11-20-2006, 01:26 AM

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You people certainly get upset when anyone disagrees with your fixed ideas of gender roles. I think that "traditionally male" sports should be compulsory for girls, just as home ec should be compulsory for boys (especially if it includes classes in vegan cooking).
We Christians are to obey secular law, but there are limits...
We are to obey God more than humans, after all.

So if such a thing were to happen, then I'm going to keep all the children I can from going to school alltogether.
I know you lieberal, communistic scumbags may hate me for it, but I'm only trying to save people from going to hell.
While you want them to burn there by allowing them "free choices".

How anyone can become so cruel as you, I cannot figure it out.
It must be satan at work.

Free choices?? Hah! I'll tell you about real freedom!
Freedom is worshipping the Lord as He is meant to be worshipped!
Freedom is to be free from having your crazy and perverted homersexual ideas enforced upon us!

This is America, not China, not Cuba, your totaliarian communistic ideologies are not welcome here.
Go back to wherever you came from.


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A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Default Re: Harlot Sues For NOT Getting Raped! - 11-20-2006, 07:46 AM

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You people certainly get upset when anyone disagrees with your fixed ideas of gender roles. I think that "traditionally male" sports should be compulsory for girls, just as home ec should be compulsory for boys (especially if it includes classes in vegan cooking).
"Compulsory"? Are you serious? It should be compulsory for them to play rugby and cricket? I doubt that even Pervie would go along with that. She has the temperament and perhaps even the build of a prop forward, but does she really want to play rugby?

Some women do, yes, it's true. The first picture is of the New Zealand Women's World Champion rugby team. The second from a men's match France vs New Zealand, where the Frenchman is being appropriately dealt with.
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Default Re: Harlot Sues For NOT Getting Raped! - 11-20-2006, 07:52 AM

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You people certainly get upset when anyone disagrees with your fixed ideas of gender roles. I think that "traditionally male" sports should be compulsory for girls, just as home ec should be compulsory for boys (especially if it includes classes in vegan cooking).
HELLO! GOD set gender roles when HE created genders. Who are you, some damn Sonny Bono clone?


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